Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

The cheers from the audience were getting louder and louder, and they were all shouting the name of Uncle Yi Zhonghai.

Of course there were exceptions, and there were a few people who did not shout along.

"It's the same every year, always praising Uncle Yi Zhonghai." Xu Damao whispered.

"If you don't agree, go ahead. No one will stop you." Sha Zhu continued to bully Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao heard this, he was so angry. Every time he spoke, Sha Zhu would jump out and say something to him.

"If you dare say that again, I'll beat you up. I'll beat you up so hard that your own father won't recognize you anymore."

Sha Zhu was disdainful.

As the god of war in Siheyuan, he has never been afraid of anyone, whether it is his mouth or his body.

Facing Xu Damao's provocation, Sha Zhu clenched his fists, which immediately made crackling sounds.

"Come on, if you don't dare to beat me up today, you're my grandson. Come on, Xu Damao, don't be a coward every time. I haven't beaten you up in a few years, and my hands are itching to do it."

"You...Shazhu, don't think I'm afraid of you!!" Xu Damao was so angry.

Seeing that something was not right, Lou Xiao'e grabbed the impulsive Xu Damao and said in a low voice.

"Da Mao, don't be angry. There's no need to be angry with him. He just saw that you got married and he was jealous of you."

When Xu Damao heard this, he thought about it and realized that it made sense.

Isn’t Shazhu so awesome all the time? Why hasn’t he got married yet?

From this point of view, Xu Damao is better than him.

Seeing that Xu Damao didn't dare to take action, Sha Zhu became a little anxious and continued to provoke him.

"Come on, weren't you so arrogant and wanted to hit me just now? Why are you so listless now? Or have you always been listless? No wonder there has been no movement after several years of marriage, it turns out that you are not a good person! Haha!!!"

Xu Damao was so angry that if Lou Xiao'e hadn't been holding his hand, he would have rushed over long ago.

Just wait, idiot, I will teach you a lesson sooner or later.

Yi Zhonghai, who was sitting at the top of the Eight Immortals Table, felt so satisfied.

Listening to the flattery from the audience, Yi Zhonghai stood up with a smile on his face.

Then he waved his hand, and the noisy crowd immediately became quiet.

This is the right of being the master of a courtyard house.

Yi Zhonghai stood up and spoke slowly to the audience.

"Since everyone is praising me so much, I will just say a few words."

The bangs next to him were confused.

I’m here today to praise Chen Xiangdong. What are you making a fuss about, you old fool?

But Liu Haizhong did not expose it now, but let Yi Zhonghai continue to pretend.

Now is not the time to slap someone in the face.

Yi Zhonghai continued speaking.

"In the past year, under my leadership, our compound has completely achieved the goal of leaving doors unlocked at night and not leaving a single needle unattended. The quality of our compound is well-known in the city. The elders are harmonious and friendly, and the young respect their elders."

"Our compound is what it is today, not entirely due to me, Yi Zhonghai, but to every resident here. Without your respect for the elderly, love for the young, harmony and friendliness, I, Yi Zhonghai, would not be able to achieve what I have today as an uncle."

The more Liu Haizhong listened, the more uncomfortable he felt. This Yi Zhonghai was really addicted to pretending to be cool, so he directly interrupted Yi Zhonghai's words.

"Alright, alright, if you have anything to say, you can say it later. I'm not praising you today, so why are you standing up here?"

Suddenly there was silence at the scene.

"What? Aren't we going to praise an old man today?"

"Impossible! Who else but a great man could receive this honor?"

"Who said that? I feel like there's a person who is better than the old man. He bravely saved someone's life. It just happened this afternoon."

.......

On the stage, Yi Zhonghai asked with a dark face.

"Liu Haizhong, you have been against me time and again. What do you mean by that? If you have any problem with me, just say it in front of everyone today. Don't hide it and try to be clever behind my back."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai’s gloomy face, Liu Haizhong’s heart was filled with joy, but he naturally would not show it on his face in front of so many people.

He said, trying to suppress a smile.

"Uncle, what you said really disappoints me. I have always respected you as my uncle. When have I ever done anything against you? And when have I ever been clever behind your back?"

"Oh... I never thought that the old man I have always respected would think of me like this in his heart."

Jia Zhang, who only ate a few cornmeal steamed buns in the audience at night, couldn't stand Liu Haizhong's nagging.

It's already cold at night, and he keeps wasting time, delaying everyone from going back to bed.

"Second uncle, hurry up, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and don't dawdle and delay everyone from going home to sleep."

Chen Xiangdong narrowed his eyes and looked at Jia Zhang for a few times.

"Jia Zhang is speaking for the master? That's a bit rare!"

Liu Haizhong on the stage heard Jia Zhangshi talking to him.

He answered Jia Zhang in a sarcastic tone.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, just be happy in your heart, because the person I want to praise today is related to you."

Jia Zhang was confused.

Is it related to me? Is it to praise my Dongxu?

That’s right, except for Uncle Yi Zhonghai who is better than my Dongxu, who else in the courtyard is better than my Dongxu.

It must be because Liu Haizhong felt guilty when he saw Dongxu being wrongfully imprisoned that he called on everyone to praise him.

Jia Zhang was a little excited and spoke urgently.

"It's about me, so tell me quickly."

Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang and smiled.

"Today I want to praise Chen Xiangdong!!!"

Then he pushed the old man Yi Zhonghai.

"I have nothing to do with you now, so you should sit down first."

Yi Zhonghai "......"

But at this time no one cared about Yi Zhonghai's feelings, and everyone in the audience was discussing Chen Xiangdong.

Yi Zhonghai was ignored and neglected by everyone for the first time. He was furious. Finally, he snorted coldly and sat back in his seat.

"Praise Chen Xiangdong? How much good have you received from Chen Xiangdong? Does he deserve praise?"

Liu Haizhong simply ignored Yi Zhonghai.

"Next, please invite Chen Xiangdong to come up and say a few words."

Hearing Liu Haizhong calling him, Chen Xiangdong asked Youyou to sit obediently on the bench and then went on stage.

When they walked onto the stage, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Jia felt very uncomfortable.

Jia Zhang thought that he was going to praise her son Dongxu, but who would have thought that it was actually Chen Xiangdong.

Is Chen Xiangdong worthy of this?

"Second uncle? What do you mean? Is Chen Xiangdong worthy of being praised on stage? Are you kidding me?"