Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

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As soon as Yu Li finished speaking, Chen Xiangdong and Yu Haitang were stunned.

"Ah??? Sister. What did you just say?"

"You're not going home with me? You said you were going to stay at Chen Xiangdong's house tonight?"

Yu Haitang asked in disbelief.

Yu Li nodded and looked serious.

"If I go back with you today, my parents will definitely threaten to die before I can get a divorce, but Yan Jiecheng and I are set to get divorced."

"I will slowly tell my parents after I divorce Yan Jiecheng."

Chen Xiangdong stood aside and silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

She didn't expect Yu Li to be so bold.

Even in the real world, it would be a little hard to accept the idea of ​​staying overnight, let alone for 60 years.

If my neighbors really saw me, they would definitely point at me and scold me all day long.

"Yu Li, you're not kidding, are you? You said you're living in my house, aren't you afraid of being seen by the neighbors?"

"If it had happened a few decades earlier, if someone had really hyped up the fact that you were staying at my house, we would have both been thrown into the pig cage."

Hearing this, Yu Li covered her mouth and laughed.

"Pig cage? Chen Xiangdong, what are you thinking about? Your house is so spacious, and there are three rooms, one for Youyou and one for you. It's not a big deal for Youyou and I to sleep together tonight."

"If you're really worried about being seen and gossiped about, can I get up and go out before dawn tomorrow?"

Chen Xiangdong gave Yu Li a meaningful look.

Why did she not believe what Yu Li said? She was afraid that she didn't just want to stay overnight...

In the end, Yu Haitang couldn't persuade Yu Li, and had no choice but to agree with Yu Li's decision.

"Okay, sister, if Chen Xiangdong doesn't behave himself tonight, tell me and I'll give him a good beating."

Yu Li chuckled again.

"Silly sister, what are you talking about? I have been married to Yan Jiecheng for so long, I am no longer a virgin, how could Chen Xiangdong have any thoughts about me?"

"If Chen Xiangdong really dares to bully your sister, your sister will personally cut his flesh for you..."

Chen Xiangdong couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his sweat.

This Yu Li is really brave. If you really cut her off, your sister Yu Haitang will definitely fight you to death.

Afterwards, Chen Xiangdong rode his bicycle to see Yu Haitang off.

Yu Haitang was sent to Chen Xiangdong's doorstep, and when getting out of the car, she twisted Chen Xiangdong's waist hard.

She also repeatedly warned Chen Xiangdong that if he really dared to have any improper thoughts about her sister Yu Li, she would cut him off with her own hands.

Chen Xiangdong pretended to beg for mercy from Yu Haitang, asking her to spare his life. Then he promised that he would never have any improper thoughts.

Even if I want to go to the toilet at night, I have to hold it in until dawn, and I fall asleep in bed as soon as I get home.

Chen Xiangdong said jokingly before leaving.

Otherwise, Yu Haitang could help him take out all the ammunition. In this way, even if Chen Xiangdong had any improper ideas, he would be unable to do so.

Yu Haitang rolled her eyes at him.

"I was fooled by you last time. Don't think of doing bad things again unless you get married."

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When Chen Xiangdong returned home again, all the lights in the room had been turned off.

Chen Xiangdong did not choose to turn it on. Anyway, ever since he had taken the marrow cleansing pill, it made no difference whether he turned on the light or not at night.

In the eyes of others, it is so dark that you can't see your hand in front of you, but in his eyes, it is not much different from daytime. Although it is not very clear, he is not blind and can't see anything.

After groping his way back to the room, Chen Xiangdong lay on the bed and prepared to go to sleep.

I don’t know if it’s because Yu Li was sleeping next door, but Chen Xiangdong tossed and turned in bed and couldn’t fall asleep.

I didn’t feel sleepy at all, as if there was some inexplicable excitement in my heart.

"Chen Xiangdong, what are you thinking about? Go to sleep."

After saying this in his heart, Chen Xiangdong closed his eyes and forced himself to fall asleep even though he couldn't fall asleep.

......

I do not know how long it has been.

In a hazy state of consciousness, Chen Xiangdong felt as if a figure had entered his room.

He stood at the door and paced back and forth, but was afraid to come in.

At first Chen Xiangdong thought he was mistaken, but when he opened his eyes he found that there was indeed a figure at his door.

I could vaguely see that the figure was Yu Li.

Now Chen Xiangdong was completely awake.

It's so late and Yu Li is not sleeping. What is she trying to do?

At this moment, Chen Xiangdong felt his heart beating non-stop, and even his lips felt dry.

At this moment, Yu Li, who had been standing at the door and wandering, walked in bravely for some reason.

Seeing this, Chen Xiangdong quickly slowed down his breathing, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

He didn't know how much time had passed, but Chen Xiangdong felt that Yu Li was standing next to his bed, looking down at him.

Then, Yu Li muttered something in a low voice.

"Chen Xiangdong, are you asleep?"

As he spoke, he shook Chen Xiangdong's body with both hands.

Chen Xiangdong knew that there was no need for him to continue pretending to be asleep.

Then he rubbed his eyes and pretended to have just woken up.

"Yu Li, why are you not sleeping so late? What's wrong with you?"

Although it was dark, Chen Xiangdong could clearly feel that Yu Li's face had turned red.

"I...I'm a little scared to sleep alone. How about I sleep with you?"

Chen Xiangdong was speechless for a while.

"..."

"Don't we still have Youyou? If you're scared, you can hug her to sleep."

"Youyou snores at night, I'm scared..."

Chen Xiangdong was completely helpless now. He now knew that Yu Li was coming for him.

Since it's delivered to your door for free, why wouldn't you want it?

"It's not appropriate for you to sleep with me. We are a single man and a single woman."

"What if... I mean what if, I can't control myself anymore, what should I do?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Li covered her mouth and laughed.

"Didn't I tell you? If you dare to do anything bad to me, I will cut you off!"

"Just ask if you can do it. If not, I'll leave. The worst that can happen is that I'll be scared and unable to sleep all night."

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