Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

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"Hey...don't...this is an office. What if someone comes?"

Yu Haitang realized what Chen Xiangdong was thinking and suddenly became panicked.

But how could Chen Xiangdong listen to Yu Haitang?

Grab both of her hands with one hand.

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Two hours later.

Chen Xiangdong stretched lazily.

"Haitang, we haven't even gotten married yet, but I'm a little overwhelmed. Do you think I'll still be able to live after we get married?"

"I didn't realize you were so interested."

Yu Haitang's whole face suddenly turned red.

He clenched his fist and punched Chen Xiangdong.

Unfortunately, he had lost all his strength long ago. He didn't have much strength to begin with. Add to that his body was very weak, and the blow didn't hurt at all. It was like a ball of cotton rubbing against Chen Xiangdong's body.

She scolded coyly.

"Go to hell, it's just you who's interested, okay? How could I be so interested..."

"I've lost all my strength. How could you be so mean?"

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Then he sat with Yu Haitang in her office for the whole afternoon.

They sat there until the end of the get off work day, then Chen Xiangdong took Yu Haitang back to the courtyard.

I plan to keep her at home for dinner again today.

Although the two have not yet married, if other people saw this scene, people would definitely gossip about her behind her back if she kept going to the man's house every few days before they even got married.

But Chen Xiangdong naturally wouldn't care about these little things.

Just say it, just don't let him hear it.

If you hear it, you will definitely get slapped twice.

Just walked to the gate of the courtyard with Yu Haitang.

As usual, the third uncle Yan Bugui was leaning against the gate and observing the residents coming and going.

When the third uncle Yan Bugui saw Chen Xiangdong and Yu Haitang coming back, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet them enthusiastically.

"Xiangdong, you came back early today."

"You brought your fiancée to your house for dinner? Uncle Third has a bottle of good wine at home, how about I bring it over later?"

The news that Chen Xiangdong and Yu Haitang were going to get married had spread throughout the courtyard two days ago.

When Chen Xiangdong thought of Yan Bugui's wine mixed with water, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.

He waved his hand to refuse.

"Next time. Next time. It's not convenient today, and we don't have any good food or wine prepared at home."

The third uncle Yan Bugui knew that Chen Xiangdong had meat to eat almost all day at home, so he naturally wouldn't believe that there was no good wine and food at home today.

"It's okay, Third Uncle. I didn't go to your house to eat meat. It's been a long time since Third Uncle told you my true feelings. Plus, I've been craving for wine recently, so I wanted to drink with you."

Chen Xiangdong was speechless. This third uncle was really difficult to deal with. He was making excuses like this, but he still couldn't understand what he meant?

"Next time, we'll talk about it next time when we have a chance. You continue to enjoy the cool air at the door. I'm going back first."

After saying that, Chen Xiangdong ignored Yan Bugui and walked into the courtyard with Yu Haitang on his bicycle.

"Hey, hey, Xiangdong, don't leave yet!"

The third uncle Yan Bugui kept waving and calling out, but unfortunately Chen Xiangdong ignored him.

In the end, he could only pat his thigh helplessly.

"What a bummer! What a bummer! I was thinking of going to Chen Xiangdong's house today to eat two pieces of fat meat. I'm almost dying of greed from smelling the meat in his house every day..."

Yu Haitang took Chen Xiangdong's hand and asked in a low voice.

"Chen Xiangdong, who was that person at the door just now? How could this person be like this? He shamelessly came to me even after I rejected him twice. He is really shameless."

Chen Xiangdong burst into laughter when he heard this.

"The old man just now is the third uncle of the courtyard, Yan Bugui, and also your sister Yu Li's father-in-law. He is extremely stingy on weekdays. I heard from the people in the courtyard that even if there is feces passing by their door, he will shamelessly go over to taste it."

"Ah? No way? He is my sister's father-in-law?" Yu Haitang looked incredulous and at the same time, she observed a second of silence for her sister in her heart.

If what Chen Xiangdong said is true, her sister Yu Li is probably not having a very good life on a daily basis.

Thinking of this, Yu Haitang said something more.

"Chen Xiangdong, why don't you call my sister Yu Li over to have dinner with us later?"

Chen Xiangdong naturally would not refuse Yu Haitang's proposal, after all, it was just a matter of having more pairs of chopsticks.

There are plenty of old hens on his farm, and he can eat as many as he wants.

But you can't eat it every day, it will feel a bit greasy if you eat too much.

These past two days, Chen Xiangdong has been thinking about raising some other livestock, such as ducks, geese, etc.

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After returning home, Chen Xiangdong took out two old hens from the space farm and was cooking in the kitchen.

In the living room, Yu Li and Yu Haitang were chatting casually, while at the same time they helped Youyou with her homework.

Yu Haitang is a high school graduate, so it would be easy for her to guide Youyou with her first-year homework.

After a while, Chen Xiangdong came out of the kitchen carrying a pot of old hen, and Yu Li was diligently cleaning the table.

Then a few people gathered together, talking and laughing, and started eating.

In order to liven up the atmosphere, Chen Xiangdong even took out a bottle of liquor, 60-year-old Moutai.

At first, the two girls waved their hands and refused to drink, but after Chen Xiangdong drank two glasses of Moutai, it was as if the little gluttony in their stomachs was aroused, and they picked up the wine glasses and asked Chen Xiangdong to pour wine.

Chen Xiangdong was afraid that the two women would drink too much, so he only poured half a cup for each of them.

Yu Li looked at the half cup of Moutai in front of her. Yu Li picked up the glass and drank it in one gulp. Then her whole body began to sway and she spoke with a pout.

"Chen Xiangdong, can't you pour a little more? How can such a small half cup be enough for anyone to drink? Pour me a little more."

I was chatting with my sister Yu Haitang just now, and I learned from her that she and Chen Xiangdong are getting married the day after tomorrow.

Somehow, Yu Li felt uncomfortable. She had a husband, but still...

She now just wants to numb herself with alcohol.

Chen Xiangdong looked at Yu Li's crooked appearance and knew that she was drunk.

Naturally, he would not listen to her and pour her wine.

Instead, he poured her a glass of boiled water and waved it in his hand for Yu Li to see.

"Is this enough? A full cup."

Yu Li looked at the full glass of white wine and a smile appeared on her cherry lips.

"That's right. How can you drink without filling the glass?"

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