Genshin Impact: Wherever you go, all wear and tear will be eliminated

The immortal banquet came to an end, and Mo Ran returned to the Yaksha camp, and saw an unfamiliar Yaksha following Fanan.

Fanan also saw Mo Ran, greeted him and said, "Brother Mo Ran, is the Immortal Banquet over?"

"It's over. Fa Nan, who is this?"

"They are the Yakshas from the Feitian Yakshas lineage of our clan. They were stationed at Lingju Pass before, so Brother Mo Ran has never seen them."

There are two types of Yakshas. One is the land Yaksha like the five generals, and the other is the flying Yaksha that looks like various birds.

Mo Ran chatted with them for a few words, then turned and walked to the kitchen. He ordered a few Yakshas to catch some fish from the nearby river, and then started to make the almond tofu.

Mo Ran had thought about changing the dish, but the Yakshas strongly requested that he not change it and asked that they only ask for almond tofu, so Mo Ran followed their lead.

The almond tofu is ready and the fish is caught. Marinate it with some seasonings for a while, then string it on branches and bake it over a high fire to retain the freshness of the fish to the greatest extent.

This is Liyue’s famous street food, grilled tiger fish. After being roasted over a high fire, the aroma is so fragrant that it can even attract kittens and yakshas on the street.

This was not a joke, there were indeed some Yakshas outside the kitchen with their eyes shining and drooling. Originally, the flying Yakshas did not quite believe the Yakshas on land who talked about the good food.

But now they believe it.

Soon, the dishes were out of the oven. It was not too tiring for Mo Ran to cook thousands of dishes. After all, he was using elemental power, so all he had to do was sit there.

Both the land Yaksha and the flying Yaksha got a bowl of almond tofu and a grilled tiger fish.

The Yakshas in the camp were enjoying the delicious food and having a great time.

A flying yaksha of outstanding appearance walked up to Jinpeng bravely and asked, "General Jinpeng, I haven't eaten this bowl of almond tofu yet. Can I exchange it with you for the grilled tiger fish?"

This Yaksha seemed to be surprisingly fond of grilled tiger fish. Jin Peng did not refuse and made an exchange with him, and both of them got their favorite dishes.

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Over the years, Liyue has developed rapidly, its population has increased dramatically, and houses and fishing boats have become larger and larger, and more and more numerous.

One day, an invading demon appeared on the calm sea, covered in chilling mucus. The residents of Liyue hurriedly evacuated to the foot of Tianheng Mountain.

The Rock King Emperor personally took action, dressed in white, and said, "If you retreat now, I can still spare you."

Morax had met this disgusting, slimy demon several times. At that time, the Demon War had not yet begun.

“If you want to fight, just fight. Don’t waste your time!” The demon was very tough. He rushed forward desperately as if his head was hot.

Morax gathered two rock whales and swooped down towards the demon. After a fierce fight, the two rock whales were still unable to defeat each other.

The demon god was very powerful as he was not at a disadvantage in the fight against Morax's rock beast. Upon seeing this, Morax personally sculpted a kite out of jade and rock.

Once the Stone Kite was created, it circled high into the sky and struck directly at the demon god who was fighting the Rock Whale, like a spear thrown by the scorching sun.

The demon was nailed into the deep sea and never surfaced again.

But Morax himself suffered as well, being splashed with slippery slime that had a strong fishy smell.

Morax couldn't stand the smell and ran to somewhere to clean it, but the demon was not dead yet, but was plotting a big conspiracy.

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The Demon God of Dust, Guizhong, looked at Morax who had returned after being cleansed, and was about to say something, but he couldn't stop laughing, because the usually serious Morax now looked like this, which was really very imaginative.

Gui Zhong laughed for a while, calmed down, and said: "Moracus... you said... huhu, what's the matter with the invading demon this time?"

"There are indeed some problems, and we shouldn't be so weak, but there is no need to pay too much attention to it."

"Well, since you said you don't need to worry about it, then don't worry about it! Let's go back and ask Xiaoran to cook a few dishes to reward you."

Gui Zhong had her hands behind her back, with a smile on her pretty face all the time. This is probably what the phrase "smile as beautiful as a flower" means.

Morax's white clothes were soaked with water, but he still looked indifferent. He said, "Mo Ran is now the leader of the Yakshas. It's not a good idea to trouble him too much, right?"

"It's okay! If he hears that you're coming, he'll probably be more enthusiastic than he is to me. Let's go!" Gui Zhong pushed Morax to his home on Tianheng Mountain.

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After that demon god was sealed by the Geolord, the residents of Liyue would call him the Eight Trio.

It was still a calm day on the sea. The residents of Liyue got up early and were preparing to cook when something came out of the stove. Upon closer inspection, they found that it was even in the pot.

The slippery, mucus-like substance exuded a strong fishy smell that was extremely foul.

The residents didn't dare to stay at home and quickly ran to the street. When they looked carefully, they found that the situation seemed to be the same everywhere.

"Eh? Did those disgusting things get into your house too?"

"Yeah, this taste is really... Ugh——" Someone couldn't help but vomit out last night's dinner.

"Oh, what can I do? There are these things everywhere in the house! On the door, under the bed, on the beams, even in the toilet."

"Everyone, don't panic. The Emperor is here! We just need to ask him for help."

"Yes, yes, we can ask the Emperor for help. I heard from the old people that the great earthquake a long time ago was also resolved by the Emperor!"

"Quick, go, invite the Emperor to go."

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The residents went to Tianheng Mountain to plead together, and the Rock King Morax appeared in a golden and dark-patterned divine robe.

The voice was as loud as a bell, heavy and simple, "I already know about this matter, you just need to wait and see the result."

Afterwards, Morax gathered all the immortals and briefly explained the situation. "There are monsters in Liyue, which have had a great impact on the lives of the residents. Come with me to clean up the mess."

Whether intentionally or unintentionally, Morax did not mention the smell and touch of these monsters.

Since the area that needed to be inspected and cleaned was large, the Yakshas were also called in to help.

Mo Ran swallowed his saliva in the team and made sufficient mental preparations before landing in Liyue Harbor.

To be on the safe side, Mo Ran first put on a layer of rock shield for himself to avoid being hit in the face. He walked to the door of a house, activated a slight lightning element, and explored every gap.

Water can conduct lightning, and these monsters don't have much strength, so Mo Ran only needs to use lightning to detect them.

In an instant, many slime-like monsters fell out. What was even more deadly was the fishy smell that went straight to the top of his head. Mo Ran thought he had a good tolerance for smells, but he still felt a little nauseous.

He stood as far away as possible and used the wind to blow away the smell. Then Mo Ran took a deep breath and continued to clean up.

Half a day later, with the efforts of the immortals and several demon gods, the monsters in Liyue Harbor were finally cleared out, forming a small hill on the coast.

Except for Morax and Mo Ran who have rock shields, everyone else seems to be in a miserable state.

His body was covered in mucus, and with his fur cage pulled up, he looked like a drowned raccoon.

Fushe and Mi Nu were not much better off. The same was true for the True Lord Liuyunjiefeng, the True Lord Lishuidieshan, the True Lord Xueyuezhuyang, the True Lord Yixiaodaotian, and the True Lord Minghaiqixia.

"It smells so bad!" Fire Yaksha Yingda stomped his feet and stared at the pile of monsters with murderous anger in his eyes.

Fanan didn't have such a big reaction, but his pair of clear eyes looked at the pile of monsters with disdain. On normal days, it would be almost impossible for the quiet Fanan to show such an expression.

It’s no wonder they reacted like that. Yingda and Fanan’s hair, clothes, and pretty faces were all covered with this slippery mucus, which was extremely tempting.

If there were a talented person with a wealth of knowledge here, it would probably be another poetry gathering admired by thousands of people.

The same was true for the Demon God of Dust Guizhong and the True Lord of Gechenlang City Aping, one looked tired and the other rolled his eyes, as if they had experienced some unspeakable and alternative battle that would make people feel extremely satisfied.

The only two people in the audience who were clean, a man and a demon, naturally became the focus. Morax and Mo Ran looked at each other, and the rock shield that had just dissipated was propped up again.

Gui Zhong, who had a higher IQ, whispered a few words to Ge Chenlangshi and Ying Dafanan, and they got unanimous agreement.

Mo Ran felt something was wrong, so he condensed the wings on his back and flew up into the sky. Looking back, he saw that Gui Zhong had somehow broken Morax's rock shield and smeared the mucus on his hands on his face.

What shocked Mo Ran was that he had no idea where the other one immortal and two yakshas had gone.

"Are you looking for me?" Ge Chenlangshi Zhenjun stood behind Mo Ran at some point, with a slightly playful expression on his face.

"Ahem...um, Ping, immortals have to pay attention to their image. Do you understand image? Just look like you usually do." Mo Ran moved back step by step.

Ge Chenlangshi Zhenjun approached step by step, "Phenomenon? I don't need it! Pulling you into the water is the most important thing now!"

Ge Chen Lang Shi Zhenjun lunged forward, and Mo Ran could have dodged it, but Yan Dun was held by two female Yakshas on both sides at some point, making it impossible to avoid it.

"Forget about Yingda, but why do you have to join in the fun?" Mo Ran said helplessly.

"Haha~Brother Mo Ran, don't try to run away!"

"Yeah, it's useless even if Brother Mo Ran runs!"

"Mo Ran, here I come!"

One on the left, one on the right, and one in front, all were blocked. The three of them formed a stable triangle formation tacitly. Mo Ran had no way to go up to heaven and no door to enter the earth.

"No, can you guys stop lying on my rock shield? I've never seen you guys like this before!" Mo Ran looked confused, not knowing what was going on.

"Of course not at ordinary times, but now that it's like this, just don't worry!" Ge Chenlangshi Zhenjun clung to the rock shield, and the mucus on his body stuck to it.

The pair of jade peaks on her chest were squeezing her indescribably. Mo Ran hastily shifted his gaze, but it seemed of no use. On the left was Yingda, who was moving vigorously, and on the right was Fanan, who was as gentle as water.

Even if a saint were here, it would be hard not to be moved. Mo Ran closed his eyes tightly and silently recited Buddhist and Taoist scriptures to calm the poisonous fire in his body.

I shouted unwillingly: "Oh my God! I am a family man, why are you doing this to me!?"

(Happy Lantern Festival to everyone!)