Genshin Impact: Wherever you go, all wear and tear will be eliminated

(Contains dubbing jokes, please skip if you don't like it.)

On a well-decorated stage, a strange hill man, holding a small lamp grass in his hand, said loudly: "Welcome to the audience, gentlemen, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening!"

"Here now is the first Say Whatever You Want contest in Teyvat. Let us invite the judge, the only judge, Mr. Mo Ran!"

Afterwards, amidst many shouts, a man in black walked onto the stage, made a brief introduction, and then sat down on a seat emitting a black glow.

"Okay, next, let's invite today's first contestant, Yae Shenzi. She will bring us the Traveler's Prayer Oracle!"

At the host's call, Yae Kamiko slowly walked onto the stage. When she stood in the center of the stage, she was awe-inspiring and spoke softly with her thin lips, which made people feel distressed.

"Traveler's Wish is fully guaranteed, and it's hard to get drops in Traveler's Dungeon. Traveler's Abyss will drop stars, and Traveler's Dungeon has no critical hits. Traveler's Wish is unaffordable, and Traveler's Dungeon cannot be beaten. Traveler's Abyss cannot be beaten, and Traveler's Puzzle has no brainpower. Traveler has no stamina to brush the dungeon, and Traveler's Wish has no original stone."

"The Traveler's body is like a walnut, and his IQ is lower than Paimon's. The Traveler's height is that of a pomelo, and his childhood is like that of a crane. The Traveler's love wears a emerald crown, and the green on his head can't be escaped. The Traveler's fire element is all defense, and there is only fire crossing but no witch. The Traveler has no physical strength to fill in the gaps, and all online teammates are idle."

Boom boom boom!

After doing this, almost half of the audience present were killed. Everyone spat out blood to show respect. It can only be said that they are worthy of being the double-surnamed Eightfold.

"Well then, please ask Yae Shinko to leave the stage, and I'll introduce the next contestant, Diluk!"

The audience's cheers were still enthusiastic, but the judge in black was stunned. Since there was no scoring session, what was the point of him being a judge?

After much anticipation, Diluk slowly walked onto the stage. After glancing at the audience, his right hand, which was on fire, slammed hard on the ground, not for attack, but for defense.

"In the name of Leggenfend, I will add fire to this, and this will never end!"

"Okay, let's see Master Diluk off. Then let's invite someone else next. Ouch!" Before the host could finish his words, he was pulled away by a strange force.

This time, there are two people taking the stage, a teenager and a young man.

The young man sat in a defiant posture, his voice shaking the heavens: "My name is Linni, born supreme!"

A pair of flaming wings flashed behind the young man, and he said passionately: "I am here as promised for the three-year agreement!"

These two short sentences ignited the hearts of the audience and made their blood boil.

Then, there were more appearances.

Qin held the Zephyr Sword in his hand and pointed at Dotole standing in the sky. The superior's momentum was fully displayed, and he said coldly: "Dotole, you dare?!"

"Hmph, you are not qualified to bully my son!" Dotore's big hand turned into a phantom, pressing down from top to bottom, towards the woman who in his eyes was nothing more than an ant.

The two forces collided, bursting out with unparalleled power.

Not far away, young Candice, Hu Tao, Liu Yun and others looked anxious.

"Everyone, don't worry. His Majesty Dotole's strength is guaranteed." Ruotuo Dragon King walked over with brisk steps.

"If what the lord said is correct, and I am here, after all, I am also the head of Shefengxing. If the Knights do not want to provoke a fight between the two empires, they must stop."

"Holder of the Fire God's Eye, Xiangling, come and help. Candice, we will slowly settle the score between us later!"

Kengtis glanced at them, then swung his spear and stabbed the Great Mercy Tree King. In an instant, the throne was shattered. It was really sad that such a dignified god ended up like this.

Dotole snorted coldly, "It's easy to change the country, but it's hard to change one's nature. A rotten orange is a rotten orange!"

boom!

As soon as he finished speaking, the judge slapped him, and Dotole was completely destroyed. Then the competition continued with the next program.

It was still Captain Qin who took the field, holding a sword in one hand and slashing at the white-haired Maintainer. The powerful wind element filled the surroundings.

"Listen carefully, Maintainer, raise your head and keep moving forward. Turn this imperfect world into what you want it to be. This is the last lesson!"

"Captain Qin!" The maintainer had tears in his eyes.

The show ends here.

Then, the gentle indoor light came on and a room rose up.

Doctor Bai Zhu is one of the residents of this house, but as he had just moved in, he felt that the other twelve roommates were really strange.

On that day, it was snowing heavily and the mountain was blocked. Bai Zhu walked slowly to the door with a bag in his hand. He took out the key and opened the door. There were two people standing inside, dressed in bright clothes.

"Are you guys going out?" Bai Zhu asked.

"Yeah." Nilu said softly, "Camille said that this is something that can only be done at night."

Camille was next to her, the scholar who often stood next to the Sumeru synthesis platform.

Nilu then made a move that would make others feel very embarrassed, imitating the postures of those superheroes and moving her arms from left to right.

At the same time, he uttered some childish words: "A hero will walk through the long night and bring a ray of light to the dawn of a new life!"

But the so-called light, in fact, the flammable sparks in her hand do shine.

"Camille bought a lot, do you want to come with us?"

Camille held her forehead with her hand. It was so embarrassing to have the words she taught her children said to their face.

At this time, a yellow-haired girl walked out of the room, waving a rolling pin in one hand and said with a smile: "Hey, Bai Zhu, you're back, everyone has been waiting for you for a long time!"

In the back kitchen, little Amy rolled out the noodles while El Haisen wrapped the stuffing, but he also used silk thread when wrapping the stuffing.

Little Amy was stunned and could only explain: "Uh, it seems that Liyue doesn't wrap it this way, right?"

"Maybe it's the regional difference." Elhaisen held the dumplings and didn't feel there was anything wrong with it.

Behind them, Kujo Sara looked at a pink-haired man and asked, "Son of God, is the stuffing ready?"

"It's almost ready." Yae Shinko replied.

"I'll help out a bit." Kujo Sara held two kitchen knives, their sharp eyes flashing as he stared at the meat on the chopping board. He said, "Please, turn it into minced meat!"

Then, the two knives kept chopping at the meat filling at a rapid speed. The speed and force were so fast that it was breathtaking.

"This, this is such a powerful aura, I didn't expect her swordsmanship to be so amazing." Yae Shenzi was shocked, "Okay, I have to work harder too!"

Then, four kitchen knives chopped down continuously, but no one cared about the feelings of the chopping board.

On the other table, Amber was making dumplings in the shape of Earl Rabbit and frowned, "What's going on with those two people over there?"

Not long after, Ying was holding a plate of pink petal-shaped dumplings and having a video call with a woman with burgundy hair.

"How's it going, Rosalia? Pretty gorgeous, isn't it?"

"Yeah, it's really cute."

Ying smiled and said, "When you come back, you can eat the dumplings made by everyone. Look, there's a whole table full of them!"

Whoosh!

After Xiao covered the pot with a lid on it, the fried dumplings came out of the oven, filling the air with fragrance.

Ying exclaimed, "Xiao, your cooking skills are always so unexpected."

"There are many kinds of dumplings that people make, but why don't I see any Atractylodes macrocephala?"

As he was speaking, Bai Zhu brought a plate of dumplings and placed it on the table. Each one had a flawless skin, was filled with meat, and was almost exactly the same.

Little Amy praised: "It is indeed amazing, you are indeed worthy of being a Liyue person."

The show ended with the crowd's support, but perhaps no one knew that it was actually a plate of frozen dumplings.

But it seems there is still a little easter egg.

I saw Xiao Gong, who had been lying in the basket, stood up and walked to a woman in purple clothes and purple hair.

With tears in his eyes, he spoke intermittently: "General...I don't want to die!"

The curtain then fell, announcing the official end of the show.

Mo Ran, who was sitting on the judges' panel, sighed softly, but the sound of two voices startled him.

"son!"

Turning around, I saw Alice and Candice calling out in unison, equally gentle and equally playful.

"Mo Ran!"

On the other side, three voices were heard, making people feel even more palpitating.

Eula, Lady, and Ying'er stood together, all with their arms open, waiting for his arrival.

This world is really crazy...