Dressed as a peasant girl, full of happiness

Geng Changshuo was very confused. Who was so bored that he was standing outside the cowshed in such dark weather? What on earth did he want to do?

Aren’t you afraid of freezing to death?

But before the question was asked, a scream was heard from behind.

"what,"

"Ouch!"

Geng Changshuo was stunned and whispered to Wei Yuchen, "Something happened to that guy!"

"Ah."

If you listen more carefully, there is dead silence.

Although they no longer heard any sound, they both knew who was hiding behind the tree.

Yang Dashu hid behind a tree, watching the backs of the two men passing by on their bicycles, feeling a little regretful.

He found that Wei Yuchen now seemed more beautiful than before. Not only was her skin as white as cream and white as snow, but her eyebrows were like distant mountains and her eyes were like autumn water. She was truly loved by everyone. Flowers bloomed when she saw her and cars would get their tires burst when they saw her.

What surprised him even more was that Wei Yuchen now seemed to have more charm than before, looking more attractive, more eye-catching, and more attractive. Just like a ripe peach, people couldn't help but want to hug it and take a bite.

Is this what a mature woman looks like?

Yang Dashu recalled the Wei Yuchen he had seen during the day, and he was eager to do something. His feet could not help but follow the direction of the bicycle again and again. He secretly thought: If I had known that this woman was married, and could be so beautiful, so sweet, and so charming, I should have...

He was lost in thought when he suddenly felt a pain in his knee, as if he had been hit by something. Then a black shadow appeared before his eyes, and with a snap, a pool of bird shit fell on his forehead, covering one of his eyes and splashing his nose and mouth. His face was even covered with bird shit spots, densely packed.

He couldn't help but feel nauseous. He spat several times. Unexpectedly, he stumbled and almost fell. He screamed in fear and quickly reached out to grab the tree trunk beside him.

After calming himself down, he hurriedly pulled a few leaves and wiped off the bird droppings on his forehead, eyes and face. He found that his vision was still blurry and his mind was a little dizzy. He shook his head again to make himself more clear, then wiped his eyes again, but found that the situation had not improved.

Is bird poop poisonous?

Yang Dashu thought about it and shook his head again, completely ignoring the fact that he had just been hit in the knee by something.

Wei Yuchen, who was sitting on the back of the bicycle, watched this scene and sighed secretly: Although she practiced whenever she had the chance and had the blessing of the spiritual spring, the effect was still not obvious. In the past, she could have broken the legs of this disgusting man by throwing a leaf.

She was sighing inwardly when suddenly a bird landed on her. The bird was completely snow-white and was particularly conspicuous in the night. Who else could it be but a little white bird!

Wei Yuchen was afraid that Geng Changshuo would notice it, so he quickly put it into the space.

The little white bird entered the space, ran to the spiritual spring, drank some water, sighed comfortably, and then excitedly asked Wei Yuchen for credit: "Master, I saw that stinky man just now. He was outside the cowshed, hiding behind a tree and watching you. I got angry and shit on his face."

Wei Yuchen found it very funny. He had the original owner's memories and knew that Yang Dashu was very clean, and could even be said to have some mysophobia. Now that the little white bird had pooped on his face, he must be disgusted to death.

Wei Yuchen also wanted to tell the little white bird that she had hit Yang Dashu's knee with a pine cone. Good things should be shared to bring a sense of accomplishment!

But before she could say anything, she heard Yang Dashu behind her shouting:

"Help!"

What's going on? Both the man and the bird pricked up their ears!

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After Yang Dashu came out of the police station today, he felt a little uneasy, as if something very important had left him.

He rested at home for a while and then went to the cowshed. He wanted to see if there was a chance to meet Chief Lu by chance. If he had the chance to meet him again and test the waters, maybe things would turn around.

It's not that he has wild ideas, but too many strange things have happened to him.

For example, when he went to collect firewood, others would only find a few dead branches, but he could find a lot. For example, when he went to dig wild vegetables, others could not find any, but he could find a lot.

Once, he dug up a ginseng in the mountains. His father said that the ginseng was about 20 or 30 years old and was sold for 70 or 80 yuan. Unfortunately, his father lost it in gambling.

This is the case with many things. Others obviously cannot do it, but when it comes to him, things can turn around.

The last time he was on a hostage rescue mission and arresting a criminal, he clearly saw the man's dagger was about to stab him in the chest, but somehow the man slipped and the dagger slipped out of his hand. He seized the opportunity and captured the man alive.

It was precisely because of this kind of thing and his meritorious service that he was nominated as a candidate for promotion to platoon leader, and he had the highest support, completely crushing all his competitors.

So, he wanted to give it a try, maybe this time he could achieve his wish.

As he was thinking, he suddenly saw a bicycle speeding towards him in the distance, and the two people on the bicycle were Geng Changshuo and Wei Yuchen.

He didn't know what he was thinking at the time, and his body involuntarily hid behind a tree. He didn't want Geng Changshuo and Wei Yuchen to see him.

Then he staggered and was hit in the face by the bird.

Then he found himself dizzy and his vision became blurry.

Could bird droppings be poisonous? Then he laughed at himself for being stupid, as he had never heard of bird droppings being poisonous.

But then he thought of the snake bite he had suffered at noon, and his heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the snake venom had not yet cleared?

It shouldn't be possible. He has already used the antidote, so how could the snake venom still not be cleared? The snake was not a very poisonous green bamboo snake or a five-step venomous flower cobra, it was just slightly poisonous. It's impossible.

But... no matter how mildly poisonous it is, it is still a poisonous snake. But... he won't be that unlucky, right?

Thinking of this, he panicked, his body swayed, and something hit his knee. His feet slipped and he fell to the ground.

He didn't notice at all that a tiny squirrel threw a pine cone from the big tree and then quickly hid among the leaves.

"what!"

"Ouch!"

"Help!"

Yang Dashu let out a scream, followed by his groans and cries for help.

"Help... Is there anyone?"

Yang Dashu's howls of pain continued to be heard. He was unlucky. When he fell to the ground, his right leg hit the edge of a stone protruding from the ground. It hurt so much that he moved. He felt that his right leg might be broken.

He remembered that Geng Changshuo and Wei Yuchen had just passed by, so he shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Geng Zhiqing, save me."

If it were in the past, he might have endured it and maintained some self-respect.

Because in the past, no matter how big the difficulties he encountered, in the end, there would always be a blessing in disguise, and things would turn around and happen unexpectedly.

But now he is not sure, he feels that his good luck has run out after visiting his relatives.

After all, nothing went well during the days he came back to visit his family!

Obviously he had a very good plan, but when it came to the final step, no matter how hard he tried or how he took precautions, he would fail in the end.

Although Wei Yuchen and Geng Changshuo's bikes had already passed by, Yang Dashu's noise was indeed quite loud, and both Wei Yuchen and Geng Changshuo heard his groans.

But in order to avoid suspicion, Wei Yuchen did not say it. It was not that she was cruel. At the beginning, Yang Dashu wanted to sell her to the mountains. What good life would there be in the mountains? That would be hell! A person who wants to send herself to hell, she, Wei Yuchen, is not that great!

How to repay kindness with kindness? You are unkind, I am unjust, this is the most correct code of conduct in the world.

Wei Yuchen pretended to be deaf and dumb, and kept urging Geng Changshuo:

"Ride faster, it's getting dark and my dad is still hungry at home!"

Wei Yuchen was unwilling to pay attention to Yang Dashu, and Geng Changshuo was more than happy to do so. He followed Wei Yuchen's words and said, "Okay, I get it. Sit tight, I'm going to speed up."

As he spoke, Geng Changshuo pushed hard on his feet, wanting to ride back home as quickly as possible and away from this dangerous area.

But at this time, Yang Dashu called out Geng Changshuo's name:

"Geng Zhiqing, please save me."

Geng Changshuo and Wei Yuchen couldn't help but curse at the same time:

"asshole!"

He called out the names so directly that the newlyweds had no way to hide.