Teyvat Survival Guide

After snatching the newspaper from a passerby with a gust of wind, Samuel found an empty alley and quietly flew back to the church district.

The wind threw the large package and newspapers into the room through the window, and the white-haired boy flapped his wings and landed on the windowsill.

Just as he threw the torn curtain cloth on his body to the floor of the room, he was happy that he had earned two million Mora without anyone noticing and bought such a big bag of things.

Then he looked up.

He saw Giuliana, who was sweeping the room with a broom and looking at him blankly.

Samuel: "..."

It’s bad. It’s too early to be happy.

“Your Majesty…?” Giuliana said in confusion.

She was still thinking, "Why would His Holiness jump in through the window carrying a large cloth bag taller than him...", and then she heard the young Pope cough twice.

"Ahem." His Holiness the Young Pope stood on the windowsill, pretending to be calm as he raised the crown in his arms and put it on his head.

Then he put his hands on his hips and said mysteriously:

"An attempt."

An attempt... an attempt? Looking at the white-haired boy with snow-white wings spread out in the sunlight, Giuliana felt that this was something she could never understand.

As a relative of Lord Barbatos, Your Majesty should be dealing with matters of a very high level on a daily basis. How could a mortal like her be able to speculate about them at will?

As for the thought that just flashed through his mind, "Your Majesty took advantage of no one being watching and sneaked out to play and bought a lot of things", it was simply nonsense and a blasphemy to Your Majesty's identity!

So Giuliana lowered her head guiltily and said anxiously:

“…Yes, Your Majesty.”

Seeing that he had fooled someone, Samuel let out a sigh of relief without making any expression.

My Lord Barbatos, I almost died of nervousness just now!

The Pope sold things in his room because the church didn't give him pocket money, and also bought a bunch of messy, weird-looking alchemical materials...

Just thinking about it makes me feel that the sacred image is about to be erased!

Samuel was still frightened, and he used the power of wind element to pull himself down from the windowsill slowly to the carpet in the room, looking light and elegant.

Seeing Samuel's attitude, Gilliana looked at him with even more respect.

At this moment, the package next to him was accidentally blown open by the wind he pulled.

Gilliana looked over in confusion and saw an alchemy table inside the package, and on the alchemy table were glass bottles and jars:

The bent lizard tail, the broken frog leg, the twisted octopus tentacles, the white powder of unknown origin, the slightly burning orange-red stamens...

There were also a few handfuls of ridiculously large dandelion seeds, empty bottles and jars, and an ordinary-looking newspaper.

Giuliana looked at the strange things on the alchemy table, and then looked at His Holiness Saint Samuel, who was shining in the sunlight and was extremely noble, standing by the window.

As she stared in silence, she heard His Holiness the Pope forcefully suppress the ups and downs of his voice and speak:

"…an attempt."

Gilliana: “…”

Oh my god, what the hell is this?!

……

After pretending to be calm and sending Giuliana out of the room and locking the door, Samuel leaned against the door with a red face.

After waiting for a while to calm down, he guided Feng to place the alchemy table near the balcony, cleared out the space in the bookcase in the room, and placed the bottles and jars on it.

He rubbed his face and walked to the alchemy table, wanting to try to make the first jar of Gale Essential Oil that he had made himself in his life.

Then he looked at the alchemy table, which was much higher than himself, and fell into deep thought.

Why haven't you grown taller yet?!

...In the end, he used the power of wind to float up, thus making up for his height deficiency.

Samuel picked out a few of the ridiculously large dandelion seeds and placed them on the alchemy table. He also took the lizard tail and other alchemical ingredients and began his first alchemy after becoming a human.

Lizard tails and frog legs are very classic main ingredients for essential oils, while the others are just auxiliary ingredients.

The little slime didn't understand either, but Albedo mentioned these materials when he was chatting with him.

So he bought some, intending to come back and study its symbolic meaning and its role in alchemy.

By the way, the bunch of dandelion seeds that were bigger than his head were picked up by the wind when he left Albedo.

However, this was his first time to perform alchemy, and it was an event of great commemorative and symbolic significance, so he honestly used conventional materials for smelting.

Well… except that they used oversized dandelion seeds instead of normal ones.

A white light flashed, and a turquoise fluorescent liquid condensed on the alchemy table.

Samuel quickly took the empty can and caught it, without leaking a drop.

Then, looking at the glass jar filled with what should be the Wind Essential Oil, he took a sip with trepidation.

? ? ! ! !

It’s so delicious——!!!

He didn't even add any other alchemical ingredients, but it still tastes like this! !

Samuel took another sip excitedly, his blue eyes sparkling.

So he turned his head and glanced at the remaining huge dandelion seeds beside him, and on a whim he took them all and smelted them into gale essential oil.

Then, looking at the dozens of glass jars of Gale Essential Oil on the table, he nodded with satisfaction.

living comfortably without anybody's help!

After taking another sip of the Windy Essential Oil, Samuel picked up the snatched newspaper and wondered when to go to Timaus Alchemy Shop again to pick another handful of the oversized dandelions.

No, why are you pulling it out? Just move the whole plant back.

Thinking about it, he turned his eyes to the newspaper.

The biggest and most eye-catching item in the newspaper is:

"Shocked! Saint Samuel and someone who looks like Lord Barbatos actually did this in the sky above Mondstadt!"

Samuel narrowed his eyes, silently stabbed the writer of the report a few times in his heart, and then he looked at the content of the report.

He was so restless that he looked carefully for a long time before he realized from the gaps between the words that the entire report contained only two words: "fart"!

Although the reporter did not say it explicitly, his words were leading the readers to believe that "His Majesty Saint Samuel intended to do something evil to Lord Barbatos."

As for what the "evil intentions" are... I'll give you a look and figure it out for yourself.

Taking a deep breath and resisting the urge to rush to the newspaper office and make a scene, Samuel slowly crumpled the newspaper into a ball, as if he was crumpling the head of the reporter.

Just as he was about to throw the newspaper into the trash can, he suddenly had an idea and wanted to read other reports in the newspaper.

"Shocking! A man actually announced such a thing publicly at a banquet!"

"Unbelievable! The Knights' Cavalry Captain and the owner of the Dawn Winery actually have this kind of relationship!"

"The bad customs of the nobility strike again! Swan Edner may become Lawrence Parfield's next target!"

"Unbelievable! Two female knights of the Knights Templar actually did this in public!"

Samuel: "..."

Look at those eye-catching headlines one after another, and then look at the mediocre content of the reports.

Samuel felt a little speechless.

Not to mention that this newspaper office also looks like it came from another time.

Just say.

Why is it only the report about him that is creating public opinion!!!