Teyvat Survival Guide

"A wind slime that doesn't like wind elemental power." Wendy held her chin and smiled as she looked at the sky blue crystal ball standing there in front of her. "It's really rare."

A wind slime that seemed calm but was actually very panicked was screaming wildly in his heart.

"It's over, it's over! I forgot about it!

"What to do? What to do? What to do?"

Samuel thought quickly in panic and made up his mind. Well, just pretend I didn't hear it and keep running!

Wendy on the tree stump looked at the wind slime that was moving farther and farther away with interest. When he was almost out of sight, the harp in Wendy's hand had turned into a bow without him knowing when.

He gently pulled the bowstring, releasing the element of wind, and then recited the classic lines from the game that Samuel remembered:

"Don't try to run away."

The arrow he shot out of his bow, which was condensed from pure wind elemental force, instantly reached behind Samuel. When it was about to hit, the arrow collapsed, leaving behind a storm eye that continued to sweep across the surrounding objects.

"Fuck!" A wind slime that felt the suction exclaimed.

The huge eye of the storm created an unparalleled attraction. Samuel was completely unable to resist it. When he came to his senses, he was already circling around the eye of the storm.

"I *do you *have *?

"You fucking %..."

Samuel was spinning frantically around the eye of the storm, and at this moment, he also activated the power of Zaun in his heart and output it crazily.

With his mother as the center and relatives as the radius, no one within this range is spared in his mouth.

Wendy moved her ears:

"Hey."

……

The eye of the storm kept turning, and so did Samuel.

I don’t know what Wendy was doing. She just leaned against the tree stump with her chin in her hand, looking at the slime quietly.

The wind slime felt like it was riding a Ferris wheel that was randomly rotating at super high speed and 360 degrees without blind spots. Its vision felt as if the world was spinning around and its body was being pulled around.

Strangely enough, during the rotation, Samuel saw a little squirrel on the ground crawling towards the eye of the storm. It stood there and looked at him curiously as he was being dragged around by the eye of the storm.

Yes, crawled over and stood still.

Then he came to his senses and looked around the eye of the storm.

The eye of the storm only sucked him in! All the other wind crystal butterflies, squirrels, and birds acted as if the eye of the storm didn't exist!

"I*!"

Isn't this a blatant targeting?

Samuel got tired of cursing, and looked at Wendy who was leaning on a tree stump and looking at him quietly. There was no reaction, and he knew that there was a high probability that no one could hear what he said.

"You can't even hear me, so what's the point of me cursing?

“Forget it, it’s just a wind slime anyway. This eye of the storm can’t cause any harm to me. I’m also bored and don’t know what to do, so I’ll just wait here.

"By the way, I can also secretly and quietly absorb some wind elemental power. Isn't that wonderful?"

Samuel took action immediately after thinking about it, trying to pull the eye of the storm that was pulling him around.

Unexpectedly, just when he pulled it a little and was about to hook it, Samuel immediately disconnected it as if he had touched something burning hot.

Wendy, who was sitting there doing nothing but looking at him, suddenly laughed:

"So this is what a wind slime with thoughts looks like?

"You actually tried to absorb the wind element from me."

Samuel was stunned when he heard Wendy's words.

Wait, thoughts?

Can he hear me??

With this guess, Samuel, who was being dragged around by the eye of the storm, quickly focused his attention and looked at Wendy on the tree stump.

"Hmm?" Feeling Samuel's gaze, Wendy raised her head and tilted her hand, acting cute:

"Hey?"

At this time, Samuel's jaw was about to drop to the floor, of course, if he had a chin.

"You, can you hear it?" Samuel's tone revealed the shock that could not be concealed.

Wendy hooked her finger, and the spinning eye of the storm gradually calmed down. Samuel also slowly lost the force of being pulled by the eye of the storm, fell to the lawn, and bounced twice.

"Of course you can," the boy said with a smile, "but your language is much more difficult to understand than that of an elemental dragon."

"I understand a lot of the words, but I don't understand them when they are connected together, like 'my mom, my grandma, my jacket, my brain turned into a date'," Wendy recalled, pinching her chin.

Samuel: "..."

Samuel admitted that he panicked, recalling the scope of the circle he had just drawn with his mother as the center and his relatives as the radius.

Who knows if the chirping of birds and the fragrance of flowers will arouse the wrath of this idle guy and make him shoot an arrow in an instant!

Thinking of this, Samuel felt that one should follow one's heart.

“No, Wendy, I am, ugh, Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind!

"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! Great God, please don't hold a grudge against me, the little slime, and let me go!"

Wendy stood up, changed to a comfortable position and continued to sit down, supporting her chin with her hands and looking at Samuel quietly.

He ignored Samuel's apology and smiled with his eyes curved:

"You are, how do you know I'm from Barbatos?"

I'm so scared, please stop laughing! The inner expression of a certain little slime right now is just like the world-famous painting "The Scream" in its previous life.

Then, he saw the two braids on the other person's cheeks emitting a blue-green light, and a breeze carried Samuel slowly towards Wendy.

As he got closer and closer to Wendy, and she stretched out her hand as if to grab him, Samuel closed his eyes in fear.

The two white circles symbolizing eyes were narrowed into two greater-than-less-than signs.

It's probably like this:

(＞.＜)

Wendy couldn't help but let out a "puff" sound and poked him curiously with her finger.

Then Samuel felt something poking him once, then again, and then a whole palm came up to caress him, and finally tied him up tightly again.

When Samuel felt something was wrong, he opened his eyes.

What I saw in front of me was a white shirt, the buttons on the shirt, and the dark blue bow tie at the collar of the shirt.

Samuel:?

“Lord Barbatos, what are you doing…?” Samuel pondered for a moment before speaking.

Wendy didn't answer him and buried her head in Samuel.

Samuel felt himself blushing a little, and the slime's body began to heat up, with bubbles boiling inside visible to the naked eye.

"Not only are you soft and comfortable when I hold you, but you actually generate heat!" Wendy exclaimed in amazement.

A certain wind slime thought to itself, after all, with such a handsome boy pressing on him, any normal person who loves boys would have some reaction, okay?

However, speaking of good-looking boys, Samuel suddenly imagined the golden hair dancing with the sword in the sun...

The wonderful feeling that I had at that time gradually emerged again.

Before Samuel could think about it, Wendy suddenly lifted him up.

"I say, little wind slime." The young man who controls the wind smiled brightly, "Will you follow me from now on?"

Samuel had a dull look on his face.

I thought I might be shot to pieces by an arrow, but in the blink of an eye, it seemed like I was hugged by a thigh?

Who wouldn’t be confused?

Seeing that Samuel did not respond, Wendy asked softly:

"What's wrong? You don't want to..."

When a certain wind slime saw Wendy's depressed expression, he suddenly felt a little guilty.

“…I am willing.”

Samuel came to his senses just as he opened his mouth. If this guy really wanted to take him away, he could just use force.

Isn't this just pretending to be pitiful to attract sympathy?

Wendy, who was called "this guy", suddenly said "eh hey" for no apparent reason, then stood up and jumped off the tree stump while holding Samuel.