Teyvat Survival Guide

After a while, the three of them cleaned up the camp. Albedo called Paimon and the Traveler over, as if he wanted to say something.

Samuel also wanted to join in the fun, but after looking at the bottle of Gale Essential Oil beside him, and then at Albedo who was narrating a story over there, he finally chose to eat melon seeds over the other side.

It’s not like I have to be very close to hear it. Now I can drink essential oils and listen to stories at the same time. Isn’t it wonderful!

So Samuel, who was sucking the Wind Essential Oil madly, listened with a bystander mentality.

Over there, Albedo told the Traveler and Paimon about his life as an alchemical android, and his speculation about the person who was impersonating him.

With his narration, Paimeng reviewed the entire incident and sighed:

"If there hadn't been Xiao Feng beside him when he was guarding the cave entrance, we might have been fooled."

Hearing this, Albedo pondered: "...Actually, I was pushed towards the exit by Samuel, so I came out early."

The little slime who was absorbing the essential oil with gusto suddenly felt three pairs of eyes looking at him.

Samuel: ...?

Being stared at like that, even the essential oils lost their fragrance.

"Could it be that Xiaofeng already knew that there were two Albedos?!" Paimon looked at the wind slime on the table in disbelief.

"Hey, Xiaofeng, stop drinking." She flew over and poked him curiously, "Let me ask you something. Did you know there were two Abedos a long time ago?"

Samuel looked at Paimon, then looked at the unfinished can of Gale Essential Oil in front of him, and silently moved the essential oil back.

Kong, who was watching from the side, let out a "puff" when he saw this. This little slime is quite protective of its food.

"Hey, what are you doing! I won't steal your essential oil!" Paimeng said angrily.

Samuel looked at Paimon, his two white-circled eyes wide open.

He jumped twice on the spot, looking at Paimon in a daze, just like an ordinary slime, crystal clear and soft.

Paimon was stunned for a moment, then he realized: "…acting cute is useless!"

Kong on the side couldn't help but remind him: "Paimon, he can't speak."

"Oh, that's right..." Paimon finally reacted, looked at Samuel, and finally decided to let him go.

The little slime that was let go felt helpless at this moment.

I wanted to tell you earlier, but I can't speak!

Who made me just a wind slime? !

On the other side, Albedo saw Paimon coming back and continued to explain to them, and also drove the guest away.

Knowing that he was worried about their safety, Kong shook his head and said that he would also help with the investigation, and that no one else knew Albedo's secret, so they were the only ones who could help.

Samuel, who was drinking essential oil and smacking his lips, suddenly understood why Wendy insisted on asking Albedo to refine her body.

"The wind will bring stories to my ears." He remembered what Wendy said.

In other words, Venti already knew everything about Albedo.

Albedo is an artificial human, so giving him a camouflaged body may give him unique insights.

Samuel figured this out and exclaimed, "Good fellow."

Still hiding a secret, Wendy said: I know what's wrong with you the first time I see you.

Albedo on the other side was obviously convinced by them and agreed.

As they were about to leave, he suddenly remembered something and searched the camp.

"What's wrong, Albedo?" Paimon was a little confused when he saw him like this.

Did you lose something again?

Albedo didn't say anything. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then took out a piece of paper and a pen, wrote something and handed it to Kong.

"While you are investigating, if it is convenient, please help me find some hurricane seeds and turquoise blocks," he said.

Paimon wrote down the names of the two items and nodded.

"There are some stored in the alchemy room of the Knights of Favonius, but you know I can't leave the snowy mountains for the time being." Albedo explained, "Give this note to Sucrose when the time comes. She will know what to do after she sees it."

Kong understood and put the note in his hand away.

Paimon also understood the general meaning and patted his chest:

"I understand. Leave it to us!"

Then she asked again in confusion: "But what do you want these things for?"

Upon hearing this, Albedo raised his head and looked at the wind slime on the table who was drinking essential oil frantically.

Sora and Paimon's gazes also moved over there.

Samuel:?

"Didn't the bard want 'it' to become 'he'? I would like to make some attempts in this regard," Albedo explained.

He suddenly remembered something and looked at the traveler with great interest, his eyes filled with enthusiasm for alchemical research.

“Oh, yes, there’s also the elemental nectar of the Trickster Flower and the slime puree.

"Leave it to you, Traveler."

……

He explained other details and reminded them to be careful, and finally after Paimon said, "No problem, leave it to us!", Sora took Paimon to say goodbye to Albedo and Samuel, and then left the camp.

Watching the blond boy walk away, Samuel couldn't help feeling lost.

You should know that he actually got into Genshin Impact in the first place because he saw his portrait.

The first person I met after traveling through time was also Kong.

Kong even saved him from the hands of the Hillilks, although it was just an unintentional act on their part, and they might not even remember that they had saved a wind slime, but Samuel could never forget the shining golden hair and the boy's golden eyes on the grass under the sun that day.

He shook his head. After all, he was still a wind slime and couldn't speak. Even if he wanted to express his love, it would only be mistaken for the love of a pet.

And I don’t know what Kong is thinking. At the moment, it’s just his wishful thinking.

Alas...the road ahead is long.

Samuel exhaled, and a small ball of green elemental force turned into a small gust of wind and blew away.

After saying goodbye to the Traveler, Albedo immediately rushed to the alchemy table to tinker with something, looking quite impatient.

Samuel watched him busying around like this. Since he didn't know alchemy, he didn't know what Albedo was busy with.

It seems that Mr. Albedo is really a research maniac... He is extremely perfunctory about things he is not interested in, but he is so active when he encounters a topic he is interested in -

Another jar filled with wind essential oil was placed in front of the wind slime with a clang, interrupting his thoughts.

Samuel: Huh? ?

"I need to conduct some tests on you so that I can determine how to adjust the alchemy method that suits you." Albedo's tone was flat, but Samuel could see the impatience hidden in his ice-blue eyes. "It's not that I haven't tried to perform alchemy directly on living things, but intelligent living things..."

He looked at the Wind Slime with a smile: "——This is my first time."

Samuel trembled at the look in his eyes.

Is this a human experiment?

After he finished complaining, he realized that something was wrong. He was a slime.

That's the body experiment!!

"During this time, you may feel a little tired." Albedo moved away from Samuel's view, revealing the large and small jars behind him that almost filled half of the camp.

Samuel was shocked when he felt the faint breath of wind element coming from that direction.

Damn it, Damn it!!

Where is this? Is this heaven??!

At this time, Albedo also explained in a calm tone:

"These jars behind you are filled with Windy Essential Oil. You can enjoy them freely and without worries."

He paused, then added with a smile:

"Well, they're all for you."

Samuel is about to spiral into heaven!!

What does it mean to capture a boy's heart? You have to capture his stomach first! !

Beibei! My sweet baby!!

Love you!!

Looking at the wind slime that was excitedly bubbling, Albedo chuckled softly, then coughed and put away his smile.

"Now I'm going to do some physical tests on you." He took out a notebook and a pen, and wrote something on his left arm. "If you're ready, jump twice on the spot."

Samuel jumped twice in excitement.

Albedo nodded and said, "Well, if you are ready, follow me."

Then he wrote something in the notebook and turned to walk out of the camp.

Samuel stood up and floated behind him, and before leaving, he did not forget to use a wisp of wind to carry the jar of essential oil with him.

Albedo led him to an open space outside the cave camp. It was snowing outside. He put on a hood with a white fur collar and pointed to a few smaller pine trees not far ahead.

"Now, use elemental power to attack the tree." He said lightly.

Hearing this, Samuel spit out the straw, guided the wind and placed it on a stone nearby.

Is this not easy?

he~tui——

Wind bullets spewed out from Samuel's mouth (body?), and the concentrated wind produced a huge impact, and the tree broke.

Finally, it fell to the ground with a "hiss", stirring up a cloud of snow.

Seeing this, Albedo lowered his head and wrote something down:

"Excluding the influence of cold and snowy weather, the wind direction is about 20, the pressure generated is about 3/7, and the wind speed is above 73...

"It seems to be ejecting the elemental power stored in the body, which is consistent with the attack method of the large wind slime observed before..."

He nodded: "Okay, good, let's move on to the next one."

"Fly in front of me and I'll observe your flying status," he added.

Samuel obediently floated in front of Albedo, and controlled a wisp of wind to lift the jar that had just been placed on the stone beside him in front of him, and continued to inhale.

Abedo rubbed his chin and observed Samuel carefully, occasionally lowering his head to write something in the notebook.

The little slime saw him writing words in the notebook that he had never learned but could understand, and exclaimed that Teacher Albedo's handwriting was so beautiful.

Then he drank while looking at his panel and became confused.

Weird... Why does it feel like the wind damage bonus is getting smaller and smaller the more I drink it? It's just a tiny improvement...

However, the abundance of elements has been replenished and expanded.

Could it be that drinking too much may lead to drug resistance?

It seems that it is still not as good as the eye of the storm given by Wendy.

Well... forget it, just treat it as a snack. As long as it tastes good, that’s fine.

Thinking about this, Albedo, who was observing from below, muttered:

"There was a faint flickering green light while floating... suspected to be the abundant wind elemental power."

Samuel was stunned.

Ah, that glow is not mine, that is me, hiccup, I drank too much essential oil!

Although the abundant wind elemental power is true...

"The bubbling seems to be a sign of excessive emotion." Albedo said calmly, "Do you want to say something?"

After saying this, he took notes in his notebook, muttering:

"Excited emotions can be expressed as bubbles, but what about negative emotions? Currently, we know that some emotions can be expressed as liquids.

"But according to previous observations, when the elemental force stored in the body is exhausted, it will also 'melt' into liquid, so I am not sure yet."

Albedo is very serious about his research and is really interested in this subject:

“Without vocal organs, one cannot make sounds, but how can one have intelligence without a brain? This remains to be investigated.

"Perhaps it is a spirit attached to the slime, or perhaps there are fully functional organs beneath the crystal appearance..."

"It remains to be investigated." He wrote down this sentence.

Samuel:?!

What the hell is "to be investigated"? How can such a thing be investigated? !

No, no autopsy?

I am really just an ordinary wind slime! At most I met the wind god, at most I drank some more essential oils! !

After recording, Albedo said calmly: "Okay, that's about it, let's move on to the next test."

He did not continue the previous topic, as if he was not the one who said the words that frightened the slime in a research tone.

Samuel then realized that Albedo was probably trying to scare him.

Teacher Albedo is such a jerk...

I bother!