Teyvat Survival Guide

"Thank you so much, Master Diluc. Not long ago, he accompanied me to purify Tevarin and let me stay at the Dawn Winery for one night." Wendy sighed as she looked at the various dishes in front of her, "He even prepared such a large breakfast."

Diluk said calmly, "You are welcome, Master Wind God. It is just a small favor."

While Wendy and Diluk were chatting, a certain slime was staring at the array of dishes in front of it in a trance.

Wendy's combo just now was too fast, and he was thrown into the chairman's chair before he could react!

"No, Lord Wen-Barbatos, why did you throw it to the chair?" While Samuel was excited, he also did not forget to follow his heart.

Just kidding, he is a demon god after all, and the only one with super thick golden thighs I have met so far, so I should at least address him respectfully.

Although the language, behavior and way of getting along are a bit casual.

After hearing this, Venti stopped talking to Diluk and turned to look at the Wind Slime in the chairman's seat.

“I don’t want to sit in the chair.”

"Then why did you throw me here?"

"Since you kept staring at the chair, I thought you wanted to sit down."

"I was wondering why Master Diluk offered his seat to you!"

"Yeah, why?" Wendy smiled.

Samuel: "..."

Forget it, just sit down. It’s not that shocking for a slime like me to sit on the chair, right?

Samuel gave up struggling and decided to accept the status quo.

Diluk, who was standing by, could neither hear nor see what Samuel was saying.

All you could see was Lord Wind God talking to the wind slime that was the size of three fists, and the wind slime was jumping around as if it was pissed.

As someone who had witnessed the entire process of the end of the dragon disaster, Diluk knew very well that the Venti in front of him was only frivolous on the surface.

Lord Wind God must have his own reasons for doing this.

At this moment, there was a knock on the restaurant door, and Adeline pushed the door open with a glass of wine in her hand.

"Master, what do you want...wine?"

Adeline was shocked by the scene before her:

——She saw that her respected master was sitting at the vice seat at the table, and the bard who was supposed to sit at the main seat was now sitting at the other side of the vice seat, and the wind slime was sitting at the empty main seat! !

Thanks to Adeline's years of professionalism, she was able to keep her wrist steady and avoid accidentally breaking the precious wine in her hand and living the rest of her life in debt to Master Diluk.

But at this moment, her heart was still full of energy:

“Why put the slime on the chair??

"The master didn't say anything either. Could it be that the master didn't get up to greet the bard at first, but greeted the slime in the bard's arms?

"Could it be that the master... has been killed?!"

In just a few seconds, she imagined a drama in which a wealthy human being was bewitched by a monster, and the bard was the monster's most loyal minion.

Trying to suppress her shock, Adeline smiled calmly and poured wine for Diluk and Venti.

After Adeline poured wine for Wendy and Diluk, she was stunned for a moment, then she tremblingly picked up the bottle and poured another glass, placing it in front of Samuel who looked confused.

Samuel:?

Wendy held back his laughter. When Adeline finished bowing to Diluk and was about to stand at the table, he smiled and said to Samuel:

"I poured you a glass too. This is the precious wine that Master Diluk collected. You are in for a treat."

Samuel didn't know what to say for a moment.

Yesterday I finished drinking the apple wine by soaking it in a basin. How can I drink it from this cup today?

Come to think of it, what he did yesterday didn’t really count as drinking. It was more like the apple wine seeped into his gelatinous body.

Until now, Samuel still feels that he can smell a faint aroma of apple wine on himself.

Wendy teased Samuel for a few words and then picked up the knife and fork. Seeing this, Adeline ordered the two maids waiting outside the restaurant door to come in, and together with them, they removed the glass covers on the silver plates.

After doing all this, the two maids continued to serve as doormen at the restaurant door, while Adeline waited on the side.

While Venti and Diluk were having their meal, Adeline observed that the wind slime was not eating with them.

I don't know if it's because slimes don't eat human food...

Just as Adeline was lost in thought, Wendy, who was chewing bread, suddenly stopped and said something to the slime sitting in the chairman's seat.

Then Adeline was shocked to see him activate the Wind God's Eye on his body, condensing some wind elemental power and "feeding" it to the slime.

In fact, raising slimes is a very normal thing. There are even shops that sell slimes in Mondstadt, and there is also a place in the Dawn Winery that specializes in storing slimes of various elemental attributes.

Fire slime can be used to dry wet items or to make fire. Although the water wrung out of water slime cannot be drunk directly because the elemental force is too strong, it can still play many roles. For example, using water slime to wash clothes will make them much cleaner than using ordinary water.

Grass slimes can promote plant growth, and ice slimes can be used to refrigerate food or drinks...

In the eyes of most people, slime is a tool for conveniently using elemental power, and some people also regard slime as a kind of food.

Although a small number of people keep slimes as pets, whether they are used as tools or pets, they are just kept in a cage.

It was the first time that Adeline saw someone like the green-clad bard in front of her, who let the slime sit at the dining table, made it the chairman's seat, and even took the initiative to "feed" elemental power to the slime.

You have to know that even if it is just a slime, it is also a monster, and an elemental slime that is too large can cause a lot of trouble!

Although the slime in front of her was the smallest slime Adeline had ever seen.

A few months ago, a Liyue businessman came to the Dawn Winery to seek cooperation and brought some Liyue specialty gifts. After discussing business matters, Master Diluk selected some necessary items and then handed the rest over to the head maid Adeline to manage.

So Adeline, who has been deeply poisoned by the Liyue storybook recently, continued to imagine the previous plot:

"Only one tenth of the brutal demon gods of the past remain. The remaining demon gods have transformed into common slimes to seduce living beings. When its power is restored—"

Adeline didn't dare to think further, it was too scary and weird!

Adeline looked at the wind slime sitting at the chair, and felt more and more that beneath its crystal appearance was a hideous devil!

"No, I want to save the master and save the Dawn Winery!

"But what can I, a maid, do...

"…Yes, how could I forget, there is also His Excellency the Honorary Knight!"

Adeline, who had made up her mind, was just about to sneak out to seek help from the honorary knight who solved the Mond Dragon Disaster, when she saw the door of the restaurant was pushed open.

The person who came in was His Excellency the Honorary Knight and his Paimon guide!

"Master Diluk, we are back." Paimon greeted cheerfully, and saw Wendy who was drinking with Diluk, "Hey, you are awake, singer."

"Why are you drinking again? Do you know that we brought you back last night after you got drunk and collapsed at the door of the tavern?" Paimon put his hands on his hips with a bad temper.

Wendy scratched her head and chuckled, "I know, I know. It's all thanks to you and the traveler, otherwise I would have to suffer the cold outside."

"That's good to know. You see how nice we are, why don't you give us some compensation or something? I don't want much, just your apple-flavored water slime..." Paimon, who was fantasizing, suddenly saw Samuel sitting in the chairman's seat, "--Why is there another wind slime?"

Yes, that's the wind slime! Let the Honorable Knight destroy it! Adeline thought hopefully.

At this time, His Excellency the Honorary Knight was looking at the Wind Slime on the chair with confusion, and he always felt that it was a little familiar.

"Apple-flavored water slime?" Wendy thought for a while, and then seemed to have thought of something, and laughed, "You're talking about him, right?"

After saying that, he picked up Samuel, who was confused about the chairman's position, and sniffed him curiously:

"Yeah, it really smells like apple wine!

"My little slime, you're really soaked in the flavor!"

Samuel: "..."

You have the nerve to say it!