The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

Under the gaze of the two people, Zhongli took out an alchemical cauldron.

The huge kettle is big enough for an adult to take a bath in.

"It's a bit big." Zhongli said and the cauldron shrank.

Until you reach a satisfactory size.

He asked Xiao, "Did you bring the things?"

Xiao remembered that Zhongli had mentioned the "Ruyi House" before. He took off a small pendant from his waist.

"Here." Chu Xia touched it.

The first one to enter the Chen Ge Pot.

Zhongli carried the cauldron and Xiao followed behind him.

Three people entered the empty space.

dong dong dong-

The door outside rang.

A man with gray-green hair was standing outside the door holding something.

He glanced at the height of the wall.

I felt like throwing something over there at this moment.

Elhaisen's head still hurts a little.

He is not good at drinking and never drinks.

Somehow last night.

Because of the annoying thing, I drank to relieve my sorrow.

This was indeed a stupid idea.

Apart from feeling a little weaker in the morning and running into a psychopath while walking, there was nothing to gain.

Elhaisen kicked a nearby stone.

The stone flew in, hit the barrier, and fell back.

“……”, Elhaisen was hit by a stone.

Unfortunately, he hid behind a tree and tried the same old trick again.

The stone hit him accurately and hard.

It even turned a corner and went around the tree. Did it have eyes?

"What are you daydreaming about?" Chu Xia saw Zhongli suddenly stop adding ingredients with a mysterious smile on his face.

"Did you eat too much Mora meat?" She touched Zhongli's forehead and stood on tiptoe.

This made Xiao couldn't help but laugh.

The Emperor really indulges this "good daughter".

Zhongli was secretly happy about hitting that annoying guy.

There was a hand on his face, and Chu Xia was holding his shoulders.

He was frightened at once, "What?"

"Can you fall asleep standing up?"

Chu Xia brought another chair.

This was the one that Zhongli lay beside after he turned evil last time.

Chu Xia pressed it and Zhongli almost sat on it.

"You can't sit on it. This thing will flip over."

After saying that, he found one with a similar shape and moved it over.

Seeing how hard she was struggling, Xiao walked over and helped her carry it.

Zhongli was touched and said, "You are filial."

Then he added ingredients to the stove.

It would be strange if he didn't know that this was for El Haisen.

Chu Xia always looks at men in a superficial way.

What’s good about those “scholars” who are only superficial?

Real intellectuals are all low-key like me.

Of course, all of this was Zhongli's secret criticism.

On the surface, he is a kind father and a humble emperor.

Chu Xia waited for an hour, and finally Zhongli used the alchemy cauldron to refine a piece of material.

It is golden.

After all, it was built by the God of Wealth.

She looked just as beautiful as Mora.

"Give this to that boy."

Then shock him for a hundred years.

This is what Zhongli meant.

Take care of my daughter, take the money and get out of here.

Don't even think about going to her house to seduce her.

Chu Xia, however, thought that this was Zhongli's basic operation.

As the saying goes, the Midas touch turns to gold.

Maybe one day Prince Yan will have the ability to create humans, and he will create a group of little golden men to cosplay as the 18 bronze men in the temple.

"Thank you, Emperor."

"Call me dad. Thank you."

"......" Chu Xia said, "How about I call you by your name? Xiao is here too, how embarrassing."

“There are no outsiders.”

“I don’t care.” Zhongli said, “Since the script has been written, we have to act according to it. Otherwise, it would be a violation of the contract.”

"I don't think I've ever made a contract!"

"Here." Zhongli took out a piece of paper.

On it was Chu Xia's letter and the word "agree" he wrote.

"Is this okay?"

"Xiao. Look at him!"

Xiao is more embarrassing than Zhongli.

He wanted to burrow into the ground and become a brainless weed.

Zhongli was also thinking: Is this a bit too much?

But is this feeling really that enjoyable?

He is the God of Rock.

Work diligently all your life.

I have never been willful to others.

Now seeing Chu Xia in such an awkward situation, his competitive spirit was aroused even more.

When have I, Morax, ever lost?

Even on the path of pretending to be pure!

"I want you to call me dad right now, right now!!"

Zhongli put his hands on his hips.

My body is already beginning to want to laugh.

“I can’t do it anymore.” Xiao supported his waist.

He had already bent down, and his whole body was buried in the soil.

"Emperor, you win."

"It's me...I lost."

So stop...

Xiao really wanted to punch himself.

How could he be so stupid as to compete with the Emperor for a woman?

But Chu Xia seemed not to realize it yet.

How incredible this was for Morax.

Even Zhongli laughed out loud at the joy that arose spontaneously in his heart.

"Hahahahahaha……"

I can’t hold it in anymore!!!

The screen was filled with his heart-wrenching laughter.

After Elhaisen was hit by a rock twice.

The ground was shaking mysteriously again.

It seemed as if there was an earth dragon chirping in the ground.

“……”, he could only leave this damn place temporarily.

"Have you laughed enough?" Chu Xia was completely speechless.

Why is Zhongli so boring?

But Xiao was like a scallion, stuck in the ground.

The green hair was covered with dirt, but it was still gurgling.

She just felt that this kind of emperor was disgusting and sickening!

Can this boring play end?

But at least, this guy is smiling.

It's better than anything else.

Amid Zhongli's laughter, Chu Xia took the material, flattened it, rounded it, and molded it into the shape she wanted.

This thing is much better than the material of the phone holder.

It still feels soft and warm to the touch.

It may be close to the texture of silicone.

It would be a bit of a waste to give it to El Haisen.

But what Chu Xia hates most is owing favors to others.

She already had several names in her notebook.

Whoever helps her or treats her well, she will try her best to repay him and treat him well in the same way.

"I'll go out first." Chu Xia held the soft thing.

I found a table lamp at home and asked Zhongli: "Is this expensive?"

Zhongli still didn't understand what she meant.

There were tears of laughter on his face.

Looking at Chu Xia through his fingers, "It's only 400w Mora."

"???", Chu Xia suspected that she had stabbed the bank's insurance pants.

Why are all the things that fall out valuable?

"Is there anything cheaper? No more than 1000 Mora."

Zhongli pointed at Chu Xia.

She said unhappily, "I didn't know you were so humorous. Never mind. I'm afraid of you."

Chu Xia looked at Zhongli carefully, but did not find any red light emanating from him.

No way?

That blackening is not that dark.

It's crooked.

The Zhongli in front of him seemed to have been possessed by another spirit.

Chu Xia couldn't help but go over and pinch his face with her hands.

Pulling it out, "Is your face fake?"

"Will the dragon inside come out and take a look?"

"I think it's more handsome than this face."

Dengdengdeng-

Zhongli was emitting a blue light all over his body.

What this old dragon loves to hear most is people praising its handsome appearance.

Chu Xia may not be good at anything else, but she has a sharp eye.

ka ka ka-

A joyful laugh escaped Zhongli's lips.

The long tongue stretched out and licked the tip of the little lamp's nose.

Ruzi~can be taught~!!!

Chu Xia suspected that if he continued to praise this old dragon, he would explode.

By then, poor "Mr. Zhongli" will be transformed into a handsome man.

The old dragon stepped on the ground and said, "I will never have to draw you again. Kakakaka!!!"

So she said, "I'd better buy him a cheap one myself. Xiao, take the Emperor to Bubulu to have his brain checked."

"Don't wait for me to come back at night. I have the key."

"Okay." Xiao returned to normal.

Hiding behind a pool of water.

I saw Chu Xia leaving.

He immediately dived into the icy water.

Then a dragon landed in the pool.

Squeeze out all the water.

Zhongli said, "Get out, little devil!"

"This is my territory!"

Where Chu Xia can't see.

A red light emanated from Zhongli's entire body.

But his favorability did not decrease.

This is the real reason why he went crazy.

Humans can no longer stop me from going down the path of madness!!

Zhongli gleefully used his tail to pull Xiao out of his pool.

Great!

Next time I want to have a pool party here!!

Xiao flew into the sky, very surprised by Zhongli's reaction.

Emperor...

Is he still the same emperor?

So weird.

This symptom may really require a look at the brain.

But what if he really goes to Bubulu.

I believe that the Emperor will let him see the darkest side.

Forget it...

No one had ever seen Morax like that.

Now it's just a happy dragon.

Xiao comforted himself: This is also good.

At least I can see the Emperor smile.

Hey……

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