The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

If a dragon could breathe fire, it would probably be him.

"Kneel down!" Zhongli raised his proud neck, "Little human, you still don't kneel when you see me."

"Be careful or I'll spray you to death with my nose!"

As he spoke, a breath of fairy air came out of his mouth.

Chu Xia was blown high up and then fell down.

This was Zhongli's favorite game when he was a child.

Now he laughed out loud, with great joy.

The little human tossed and turned. It was hilarious.

Sometimes it was upside down, and sometimes it was upside down.

In short, it's very interesting.

She was terribly frightened, but she was still enduring him.

Zhongli felt very happy. "Call me Morax!"

He blew out hot rock elemental power from his nose, drying up the moisture from the woman falling into the water.

"It was just a slight mistake. It won't happen next time."

Zhongli repeated the joyful game.

By the time he returned to normal, Chu Xia no longer knew how to do that.

“What am I doing…” Zhongli held his head.

Chu Xia fell to the ground with his legs spread out, his buttocks were broken into two pieces, his head was broken into one piece, but fortunately he had two legs.

"Are you okay?" The hypocritical god who likes to teach others walked over wearing a hypocritical mask.

At least that’s how Chu Xia sees him: This old guy is making fun of me (▼ヘ▼#).

She still forced an ugly smile and asked.

"What do you think?"

"(.?v?v?.), do you feel good?"

Chu Xia smiled with her lips but not her heart.

Zhongli covered his forehead, trying to forget his cheerful self. "I'm sorry. I seem to have lost control."

God would actually apologize to a woman in person, and blame himself for his lack of strength and inability to control himself?

"Let me out! You hypocrite! You old villain!"

The dark personality in Zhongli kept clamoring.

I'm going to break your contract! See if you dare to control me!

It seemed like it just wanted to play a trick on the little guy in front of it.

Zhongli glanced at the girl who was sitting on the ground gasping for breath.

After all that he had gone through, he didn't dare to keep her around him casually any longer.

Chu Xia didn't think so. She couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips:

It can increase favorability and also decrease favorability. Isn't that cool?

Now there is no need to worry, the person who confessed his love may turn into hatred. She can accept as many as she wants!

Hahaha! At such a young age, I'm playing a real-life love game. Fast forward to the details of love!

Chu Xia's life seemed to become complete.

Hehehe. Hehehe~

Come to think of it, I feel a little shy.

...This woman...

Zhongli felt extremely regretful after seeing this.

Because she had a demon in her heart. She had developed a second personality. How could she not care?

This child should be sent to the strictest school in Teyvat to sharpen her mind and educate her severely.

I wonder how the rules of the Order Academy compare to the private schools in Liyue? Zhongli was worried.

I think about how cruel the teachers in Liyue are when they hit students on the hands.

But Chu Xia couldn't stand a beating. Her weak body could be blown away by a gust of wind.

I guess if he touches her casually, she'll start begging for mercy and crying, begging him to stop.

(〃′▽｀〃)?, the more Zhongli thought about it, the more excited he became.

Suppress the twisted thoughts and return to normal.

"Don't tell anyone about what happened today. This will be your home from now on."

"Home? What do you mean? I'm not staying at the inn anymore?"

These words scared Chu Xia so much that her face turned pale.

The child was so frightened that he couldn't even straighten his tongue.

"La La, Ning Suo, where will I live from now on?

Does the Seven Stars know about this?"

"Don't use the Seven Stars to pressure me."

"I know you are fearless." Chu Xia shut up, ("I'm just afraid that the child will climb up the roof and tear off the tiles~").

"If you want me to like you, I will definitely accept it."

Somehow I thought of a not-so-good future.

Chu Xia imagined an ignorant girl being imprisoned by the Dragon God, waiting for the brave man who killed the dragon to rescue her.

It would be better to live happily with the dragon earlier so that there won’t be so many twists and turns.

"I thought you were just a child and didn't care about anything." Zhongli thought: You have a nice idea.

Chu Xia asked, "What should I do if I want to go out and play? I'm going crazy. I'm so tired."

"Sleep in that room." Zhongli waved his hand and pretended not to hear.

In order to avoid affecting tomorrow's opening ceremony, I'll just put it here. I'll say hello to Grandma Ping later and give me this magic weapon in exchange for the contract.

No matter what you want, Zhongli will not be stingy.

"It's okay. I'll give it to you." Grandma Ping had a keen eye and saw that Zhongli had a great destiny and would be a promising talent in the future.

But he didn't know that he was his old friend, Morax. Zhongli concealed the truth on purpose, so nothing could leak out.

Grandma Ping told him the instructions for use and then said.

"This item is the house of your dreams, and it's called the 'Dust Song Pot'. It will just gather dust here. It's better to give it to someone who is destined to have it."

"Excuse me, do you know the whereabouts of the "Seedling Box"? "

"know."

As soon as Zhongli opened his mouth, Grandma Ping knew it was another "opportunity".

Opportunities in this world are impermanent and depend entirely on fate.

So she was willing to give the seed-transforming box to this person as well.

I always feel that Zhongli has a familiar aura.

Grandma Ping didn't know that he was Morax who had to hide his identity in order to retire. He was also doing something a little bit degrading.

——I want to come to the "seed box" for a little girl.

Grandma Ping thought it would never be of any use again.

This is a perfect way to put everything to good use.

She took out a rustic wooden box, which exuded the fragrance of various plants.

Zhongli thought that this was a way to make up for his mistake towards Chu Xia.

"This is something from the gods. If you collect plants and put the seeds in, you will get more of the same seeds."

"What a good thing!" Zhongli handed it to Chu Xia. Although she didn't know what it was, her eyes still lit up.

The old lamp has returned, bringing new props. Isn't it time to study it carefully?

Chu Xia was told by Zhongli, "Just give it a try right here."

"Don't run around."

After that, he got an alchemy table and placed it near the land where various things were planted. "Now everything is ready, except for a pot."

Zhongli pinched his chin and examined the environment.

In his hand was a black pot that he had found from somewhere.

Big and black, just like his conscience.

Chu Xia thought of what happened before and wondered, "Could this pot be stolen?"

"Of course... not!" Zhongli almost fell over. "Why do you say that?"

"Nothing. Just asking casually." Chu Xia would not say that she had not forgotten that Zhongli had stolen the Qiuqiu people's big rice pot.

Zhongli didn't explain that he paid for the pot.

5w Mora!

It is said that Pixiu swallows gold, and today he spent a little money. This is enough to prove his sincerity and apology.

"You can live in this Ruyi House from now on. It is windproof and rainproof. I will tell you the secret formula for it."

"Come here quickly and listen carefully. Remember this well."

Zhongli moved closer to Chu Xia, but she didn't have any other reaction.

Instead, he covered his mouth with his hand mischievously and whispered, "Got it?", with a sense of ceremony. It was considered a successful handover.

"Yeah." Chu Xia thought to himself: As expected, every time I get beaten, Zhongli will drop gold coins. This is really generous.

What a big house! No flowers, no wine, just hoeing the fields!

Isn't this the Chen Ge pot? I have never surfed the Internet before, right? I asked myself a series of questions, and I was speechless.

Chu Xia took advantage of the situation and promised Zhongli that she would wait here for him to let her out.

While trapped in the Dust Song Pot, the ground shook.

Someone outside this teapot-like room said, "Excuse me, is anyone inside?" The voice was the unique voice of the young boy.

Cold, indifferent, and a little reserved.

"It's Xiao. Come in quickly." Chu Xia shouted out the words of the Golden Horned King. Xiao always appears unexpectedly.

"……", Xiao flew into the Chen Ge Pot and his body became smaller.

The buildings and the sky here are the same size as those outside. It can be said to be a different world.

He naturally looked around first, and then he found that she was concentrating on farming. She was holding a hoe, with a towel wrapped around her hands, and she looked very confident.

There were rows of plants on the ground that came from nowhere.

Chu Xia stepped on the hoe and said, "I need help..."

"Help. What do you need me to do?" Xiao walked over.

"Farming!" Chu Xia stuffed the hoe into Xiao's hand, as she was used to the fact that he was a kind-hearted child.

She had been planting for twenty minutes and was already sweating profusely. Unfortunately, she didn't know how to set up the weather system.

Does Chen Ge Hu have this function?

"By the way, Xiao, what is the behavior you hate the most? Can you tell me? I happen to be quite bored."

"I don't know." Xiao didn't know what she was going to ask. If she said something annoying, it might be something that had nothing to do with her.

It's also great to do farm work with her.

Xiao was very efficient at hoeing the land, and within a short period of time, he planted three pots of flowers and five crops.

Chu Xia racked his brains and gave up his attempt to reduce his favorability. Even a god with thousands of years of practice couldn't stand it.

There is no need for her to bother ordinary people anymore.

But how old is Xiao? Chu Xia didn't dare to ask.

Maybe this kid's fragile heart will be touched, and Xiao will be turned into an emo soon.

He looks so good while working.

Chu Xia tilted her head and held her face.

I wish my son could be as obedient as Xiao.

The corners of her mouth showed an aunt's smile. Chu Xia was proud of her non-existent child.

I guess I'm still irrational. After a lot of fussing, I found myself standing still. Xiao took the seed box from her.

It was discovered that it was something from the immortal family.

No wonder these plants come in strange places.

Xiao didn't dare to say, didn't dare to ask where it came from. It was obvious that it had an extraordinary origin.

Xiao was farming, holding the hoe in his hands and sweat was dripping into the soil.

Only then did I understand what it means to sweat dripping onto the ground.

In the future, they will all become Chu Xia’s meal.

"Xiao. You should also take a rest. Don't get too tired." Chu Xia saw that Xiao seemed to be stimulated.

There was a faint black aura coming out from the surroundings.

Is this... karma?

……