The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

"Everyone, I believe you have heard about "values" to some extent."

"The Eye of God can provide elemental power. I also plan to show something related to it."

"Let me borrow our birthday boy's brain for a while. Later, his "status" will increase, which is the number of "constellations". "

Chu Xia found a cardboard box in the corner and manually made a few small holes in it to expose her eyes and mouth.

He continued, "Please don't laugh at me. Otherwise I can't help laughing." Then he put the cardboard box on his head and tried hard to hold back his laughter.

“This is the only way to improve your Constellation. There is no shortcut, please don’t misunderstand me.”

"...Hehe." With a playful smile on her face, Ye Lan thought Chu Xia was not only bold, but also very humorous.

interesting.

The other people in the room had different expressions.

Xiangling tried to control her laughter a little bit before she could make a sound. Mr. Zhongli was always very serious. She must not laugh!

The cardboard box on Chu Xia's head has two holes and a window for a mouth.

Ningguang covered her mouth with her fan and said, "I don't understand, but I feel like laughing. Mr. Zhongli has met a "wonderful person"~"

"Hehehe", laughter rose and fell in the room.

Although it is light, it is full of fun.

"......" Ganyu covered Keqing's eyes with her hands.

He is the only calm person.

Only Keqing was angry, Qiqi was in Bai Zhu's arms in a daze, her face facing Changsheng and Bai Zhu's chest.

The snake spat out the apricot and forgot to take it back.

"???", Guoba also curled his eyes, covered his belly and climbed onto Xiangling's neck, staring at her.

Don't want to miss any scene.

This guy is suddenly wearing a box on his head? How weird.

The Rock Demon was also very surprised. Wouldn't he reject her?

Chu Xia bumped into Zhongli's leg, "No... sorry... I've informed you in advance. So you won't blame me, right?"

GKD!

Zhongli wanted to attack, and his hand touched Chu Xia's leg, then he withdrew it in a flash. She seemed to be afraid that he would eat her. Is it necessary?

He saw a silkworm slowly climbing up a tree, unable to find where to start eating leaves. He thought it was very vivid.

One finger tapped his knee. He wanted to hit it... and then take it apart to see what was inside...

Funny cardboard head, wearing this thing is just a cover-up. Maybe she will feel better?

Zhongli labeled Chu Xia as having "strange thinking".

His calm pupils suddenly shrank, like a dry well sunk into the desert, and he closed his eyes, ancient and desolate.

"bring it on."

Chu Xia put one leg against his seat, raised both hands above her head, and was about to pick up a white flag, waving it and shouting...

"Help" and "Let me go".

Zhongli wanted to escape, but he was surrounded by familiar faces.

What's wrong with her brain...?

If it wasn't intentional, it was to embarrass me!

Zhongli's grip was getting tighter and tighter.

"Here I come, Mr. Zhongli," Chu Xia promised again and again, "I will never offend any part of your body. Forgive me!"

"Amen——", she gently pulled the "switch".

The red lips of the rock god were revealed, hidden behind the gauze.

The difference between the helmet Zhongli wears and ordinary helmets is that there is a zipper-like thing at the mouth.

Inside is a soft cloth strip made of commonly used gauze.

It can block other people's sight, has a certain thickness, and the material looks very breathable.

Chu Xia emphasized again, "I will never touch you! Absolutely! So don't worry!"

"Don't worry about it." Zhongli couldn't wait any longer.

Insufficient qi and blood, excessive anger and resentment.

Everyone held their breath, unable to bear Chu Xia's nagging any longer.

"Can it be quick?" Ningguang wanted to push her head up herself. Chu Xia was still preparing herself mentally.

"There is no other way. Can you understand me?"

"I understand." Ye Lan pushed slightly.

Chu Xia then kissed the thin cloth.

one two three……

He kissed her twice in a row, and then four times.

“Done!!” He jumped back a few meters and said, “Oh my God, I did it!?” with a look of disbelief.

"I'll try." Zhongli stood up from the mahogany stool. No one could see his expression.

Because it was completely covered by the helmet.

Zhongli wants to escape! But he has to play the role of "Zhongli".

He had to say that this was the most "unforgettable" birthday!

"Mr. Zhongli? Don't leave. Lend me the props first."

Chu Xia grabbed the "Eye of God" behind his skirt and asked recklessly, "Can you lend it to me first?"

This custom-made helmet cost her 80 Mora.

The unscrupulous merchants in Liyue made her bear a huge sum of money at a young age.

The money was from the North Country Bank, and it was what the young master called "reserve funds." Zhongli's cold back did not turn around.

Chu Xia released his false God's Eye.

He silently recited the word "patience" in his heart to remind himself.

If you can hold back your anger for a moment, you will avoid a hundred days of worry. Jiang Gong fished, Han Xin got under his crotch... Don't worry about what's right or wrong...

Less idleness leads to a happy life!

Zhongli put his helmet down and quickly left the scene.

Chu Xia regained his confidence, thinking that the problem of the constellation should have been solved. He returned to the inner room and asked with a smile on his face.

"Anyone else want to try it? I can show you again!"

"Me, me, me!" Xiangling raised her hand.

The first person to support her, "I have always wondered what this "constellation" is."

She put on the helmet Chu Xia handed over, hugged Chu Xia, and kissed her quickly a few times.

The boys present all looked sideways.

At first they didn't know what she was going to do, so they watched her very carefully. It was better for two girls to avoid close contact.

"How is it? Is it effective?" Chu Xia was not sure whether it would work. This discovery came from the young master.

At that time, he kissed her very tightly.

Not watered down at all.

"Let me see." Xiangling took off her helmet and Chuxia also took off the cardboard box. They both observed Xiangling's data through their eyes.

"Wow! Got it! Got it!" Xiangling saw that it really worked.

He picked up Guoba loudly, "Let's go try it!"

When others heard Xiangling say this, they became suspicious.

After all, I couldn't believe it unless I saw it with my own eyes.

"Next, let me verify it."

Ye Lan simply took a piece of cloth and put it on Chu Xia’s face.

Then he covered her eyes with his hands, pushed Chu Xia to a corner, and tried to kiss her a few times. "It's "six", right?"

She touched it six times before taking the handkerchief away.

"Yeah. I feel 'fine'. No need to look."

"I trust my intuition more. Farewell, Master Ningguang."

"Then I'll come too." Ningguang had full faith in Chu Xia's abilities.

In the room, except for Bai Zhu who looked calm, the other boys covered their ears in embarrassment.

Xiao wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

What happened today will probably be something he will never forget.

It turns out that... and she...

He didn't want to think about it anymore, so he said, "I have something to do, so I'll leave first," and left the room.

Xingqiu and Chongyun looked at each other and found that they both looked embarrassed, so they smiled shyly.

"I'll contact you another day." Xingqiu rubbed his feet.

Bai Zhu also said, "Thank you Miss Chu Xia for your hospitality."

"It turns out that the most popular "materials" recently are "Seven Stars" and your handwriting. I will carefully consider my needs."

"You are welcome to come to Bubulu to discuss in detail then."

"Sir, take care." Chu Xia covered her lips.

This Ningguang didn't even need a piece of cloth, she just went up with her fan.

It must be said that this kind of good fortune is quite enviable.

She covered her lips.

Ningguang summoned some rock elemental power and could feel it becoming more full. "I have to go back and rest, too."

"Goodbye, Miss Chu Xia.", leaving her own secretary to help pack up.

"Lord Ningguang asked us to help you move the gift to the Hall of the Dead."

"Oh, yes. Where did Hu Tao go?" Chu Xia remembered that when they were having dinner, Hu Tao said that there were guests coming.

When I returned to the Hall of Rebirth, I saw her smiling excitedly, talking to people about the latest discount information.

"Hey." Hu Tao was worried about the sudden overtime work. Chu Xia handed her a package of dessert.

"Thank you!", Kurumi's eyes lit up.

Accept Chu Xia’s kindness.

"Where should these things be put?" Behind Chu Xia were the people from Qianyan Army and two secretaries.

Hu Tao pointed to the table in the lobby, "Put it wherever you want. We'll talk about it when Zhongli comes back."

After saying that, he put the take-away box on the table.

Chu Xia deeply admired her dedication and regarded her as her idol.

It seems that Zhongli is not happy to see me recently.

A smile appeared on Chu Xia's slightly red face, rippling like soft moonlight.

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