The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

As the saying goes, one misstep can lead to everlasting regret.

After Chu Xia was turned into Lei Zhenzi, he realized one thing: he didn't have to live in Teyvat forever.

Why should Zhongli treat her as a companion? What good would it bring?

"I have something to tell you, Emperor." Chu Xia accidentally stepped on Xiao's foot, "Come here. I want to talk to you alone."

"What's the matter?" Zhongli was still wondering.

Chu Xia urged again, "Lower your head and move it closer."

"..."

As a result, their distance changed from several meters to less than half a meter.

Xiao felt that he had come at the wrong time. Chu Xia said, "Come over here too, I will tell you a secret."

In front of Xiao, she boldly held Zhongli's face and kissed him twice, making Zhongli's face turn red. Xiao thought she was going to...

of course……

The above is just her fantasy.

It is impossible to turn Zhongli into a second life by "stamping".

I believe that he will once again demonstrate with his own actions that he will let her realize why the big fist of a sandbag can always perfectly solve some problems.

(Zhongli:( '-' )ノ)`-' )

Chu Xia:ヾ(。￣□￣)ツDon’t come over here! ）

Chu Xia covered the big bump whose appearance had been eliminated by divine power, which meant that her forehead still hurt slightly.

It's just that it's invisible to the naked eye.

What a vicious old guy!

I had to find another way.

"Where are we going..."

Seeing that she didn't say anything, Xiao followed Chu Xia silently.

Not wanting him to find out that he was planning to go to the Northland Bank, Chu Xia had to go around to the alchemy platform in the city center first.

There is a fountain here, and across from it is the place where storytellers tell stories. She needs to rest her brain to relieve the mental damage she has suffered and the frustration she has felt in the "Golden House".

Maybe you don't have to rely on the card pool to fight monsters, you can also try to drive the Fatui. In her opinion, the original monsters are more powerful than humans.

This is probably the legendary strategy of swallowing the wolf and driving away the tiger?

But if he was discovered like that, Zhongli might "beat" him again...

Forget it……

No.

Just thinking about it makes me scared... Chu Xia covered his forehead with his hands.

(*?????), was it necessary for him to hit so hard.

If I don't use my magical powers, this bump might not disappear in three days. How heartless!

Chu Xia looked at the storyteller Tian Tiezui, who was excitedly recounting one of his most proud works:

"It is said that more than three thousand years ago, Liyue was still a barren land... The Rock King, the old man Morax..."

It's about this old lamp again...

My ears are getting calloused.

Chu Xia was drinking tea while thinking that she should secretly bring a camera with her next time to take a picture of Zhongli turning into a ghost.

She put down her teacup and said, "Sir, why are you talking about this again? I want to hear something else."

"Is there really no new story in Liyue? I don't believe that in such a big port, everyone has some news."

"Are you here to cause trouble?" Tian Tiezui put down the stone, his face suddenly darkened, and he said angrily, "This is called chanting classics!"

Pointing at Chu Xia’s nose, “Do you understand?!

Go away, kids, don’t listen if you don’t want to.”

"A coarse pig cannot eat fine bran."

You are still mocking me, right? "I think you just don't know how to say anything else." Chu Xia hated the whole family.

I was scolded just for saying I didn't want to hear Zhongli's story.

"We will get bored of listening to books too." After making fun of Tian Tiezui, she put a cup of tea on the table for Xiao.

Recover your mindset and say, "How can you make progress if you don't improve your business and understand the market? When the business is good, you will thank me.

Otherwise, people will say that this is how you do business. Did Lord Yan teach you this?

When he was alive, he always gave advice to businessmen."

"......" Chu Xia glanced at a pair of boots and immediately changed her words, "I mean, it's not bad like this now."

"At least our Liyue is still prosperous. Right..."

"Ha ha……"

He really haunts me.

Recognizing the owner of the boots as Zhongli, Chu Xia remembered that his shoes had auspicious square patterns on them.

It looks like this circle.

"...you..." Tian Tiezui was about to get angry when he saw the man in the long gown, whose eyes and brows seemed to show a broad mind that could tolerate everything.

I was instantly inspired and said, “What you said makes sense.

In the future, I will try to create more stories. For example, how the old Emperor subdued the demon god Osel..."

"Successfully sealed it underwater!"

Hopeless……

Chu Xia forced a smile and turned around, "Good morning, Mr. Zhongli. I mean, good evening, have you eaten?"

"No." Zhongli was not polite at all and sat next to Xiao.

"Let's have a pot of tea first." On Xiao's left is Chu Xia.

"Okay!" Tian Tiezui saw that the performance had increased a little bit, and continued to tell the story. "It is said that in that year, the sky and the earth changed color.

A giant beast appeared on the sea! ..."

"Your Majesty, please listen first. I suddenly remembered that there are still some things at home that have not been dealt with." Chu Xia looked at Xiao.

"Right, Immortal. I mean, Xiao, classmate."

"Didn't you say you would go with me?"

"......" Xiao was sandwiched between the two of them and felt a lot of pressure.

On one side was Chu Xia's expectant gaze, and on the other side was the Emperor's lukewarm attitude.

Zhongli held the teacup in his hand, but he had no interest in drinking.

"Oh, isn't this Hall Master Hu? Nice to meet you!" Chu Xia suddenly discovered the Eye of God behind Hu Tao.

I felt strangely familiar with him. “I was just blind before.”

"I didn't realize you were such a handsome guy. You are worthy of being the head of the Wangsheng Hall."

Walnut stammered, "I was just passing by..."

Look at Zhongli: Is she okay?

Zhongli pretended not to notice the noisy person and continued listening to the book.

Chu Xia approached Hu Tao and asked her, "Is the business of Wangsheng Hall busy recently? I am having a good chat with Mr. Zhongli now."

"I'm already planning to spend some more money to buy myself a better coffin!"

"Really?" Walnut was very happy.

"......" Xiao's eyes tightened when he heard the word "coffin". His eyebrows also raised: How can someone talk about "business" like this?

Ominous.

Hu Tao retreated to Zhongli's side, feeling that Chu Xia was too attentive.

Chu Xia put on a smile and said, "It is fate that we met. How about I invite you two to have breakfast together some other day!"

"Liyue is a land of talented people. I admire you all very much."

Chu Xia's earnest smile seemed insincere.

Zhongli felt like he wanted to be quiet for a while, so he stood up and said, "I have to go take care of things as well. Master Hu, goodbye."

Hu Tao saw the boss bring the bill and then looked at Zhongli.

Zhongli said, "Let Miss Chuxia settle today's bill. She said she would take care of all my affairs."

"Until the order is completed."

I didn't say!

"???" Chu Xia looked at Zhongli's approachable smile in shock, and took out the Mora bag from his arms sadly, "Yes."

"I said so."

She paid the money with no desire to live.

After Zhongli left, Chu Xia leaned on the alchemy table and gasped for breath.

It was as if she was holding back a breath of air in her chest and had to get out. Xiao was always there, accompanying her like a friend.

This is so abnormal. Xiao... this guy...

Are you taking a break today?

As soon as Chu Xia looked at Xiao, Xiao pretended to look somewhere else.

Maybe no one in this place has given him such a high impression. At least he is different from the character in the game.

A little more personal than in the game.

"Do you need my help?" Xiao mentioned "what happened last time."

Chu Xia was still wondering what it was and almost forgot the reason why he liked her so much.

"It's about... the 'sweet dream'."

Xiao seemed to be in great pain and his feet slipped on the ground.

As if he had been hit.

Chu Xia finally thought of something suitable for him to do, and said with a fist: "Ah, thank you very much. I have a thorny problem."

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t do it.”

"Tell me about it." Xiao's eyes flickered. "As long as it's... something I can do. It's all fine."

He had been wanting to escape: there were too many people here.

Everyone looked at him, and his autism was about to flare up. If Chu Xia hadn't been here, he would have probably flown away.

Seeing Xiao holding back his discomfort and insisting on fulfilling his promise, Chu Xia pulled Xiao's arm and said, "Let's go."

Xiao asked, "Where to?"

She said, "Do you know where there are the most birds?"

“Pigeons are fine.”

"Pigeon?" Xiao was silent, "It seems to be here." Pointing to a pool of white liquid on the ground.

When she came, some pigeons were scared by her and left their poop on the ground. Xiao had a good eye and didn't let go of any of them.

"Ah...it got on my shoes...so disgusting..."

Chu Xia also found that there was a lot of shit here.

"What a damn pigeon." With a playful look in his eyes, he asked Xiao, "As civilized Liyue people, what should we do?"

"How to do it?" Xiao was confused by her.

What on earth is going on in this girl's mind...

"Get rid of this evil for the people!" Chu Xia shouted loudly.

There are more people around. Xiao is almost at his limit.

I'm going to go crazy if I keep being watched like this!

Chu Xia grabbed Xiao's arm and pointed to the place where the pigeons were sitting on the tree. "Go quickly, Great Sage!"

"Our ingredient is pigeon legs! The more the better."

That's it?

"..." Although Xiao was trying very hard to endure it: catching a pigeon in front of a group of people was almost the same as killing him.

But she longed for him so much...

……help.

Xiao told himself: This is the only and last time.

In order to fulfill my promise.

And for her, I embarrassed myself on the streets of Liyue.

"What great skills!" Xiao jumped into the air and stepped on the branch.

The branch did not break, but seemed as if it had no weight.

Xiao didn't alarm the pigeon either.

There were a lot of them, and only a few timid ones flew away.

A tall man passing by clapped his hands, "Wow. He caught five at once. That's amazing."

Chu Xia said, "Five are not enough. Not even enough to fill the gaps between our teeth."

Xiao on the tree slipped and was about to fall down because of her words - how could he forget that this girl eats a lot.

It seems that five is really not enough.

Xiao used his hands and feet, and even tied a few pigeons to the necklace around his neck. He spread his wings and struggled hard.

He still had eight in his hand, and two of them fell through the gap between the trees and fainted.

Such a funny scene made his face explode.

The skin turned red and pink, itchy and hot...

But the instigators below are calm and composed.

Chu Xia pointed at her shoes and said nonsense in a serious tone, "Hey, what a kind man. Everyone, stop looking at him."

“If the number of these pigeons is not controlled, it won’t be long before our Liyue will be filled with shit.

From a scenic street to a holy place for stepping on shit. Everyone!

You don’t want to be hit by bird shit while walking on the road, do you? "

She said this with indignation.

Everyone saw the pigeons on the trees that had not been caught by Xiao spread their wings, as if they understood what she said.

Take off from the spot.

Passersby began to agree, "Now that you mention it, it seems so. Every time I pass by here, I find it very noisy."

“Although pigeons are cute, they are also full of bad habits, just like what this lady said.”

"What you said is wrong!"

A caring person said.

"If we want to protect Liyue's scenery, we should keep these beautiful little creatures. Everyone knows about the flood."

"Since then, there are fewer fish in our water. There are not many left after being destroyed by monsters. Let the pigeons produce fertilizer."

"Collect it at the water's edge. I believe we can achieve an organic cycle and raise more fish without human intervention!"

"Your fish fry grew up eating shit?" Chu Xia said with a sneer on his face, "Then why not give you all this shit as a reward?"

"And the ones on my shoes, don't waste them."

After that, he took out a bag of money and asked, "I will give Mora to anyone who helps me deal with these pigeons. Strive to be a civilized Liyue person."

"Everyone has a responsibility!"

“Me, me, me!”, the crowd pushed the caring person aside.

Chu Xiacai gloated and walked towards the grocery store next door.

"Ms. Chu Xia is amazing. What would you like to buy today?"

The grocery store owner was standing by to watch the fun. He also saw Chu Xia's "feat" and said with a smile, "Actually, I've been fed up with those pigeons for a long time. They chirp all the time, and it's really annoying."

"You are talking about sparrows, right?" Chu Xia squatted beside the stove. "I just lack ingredients."

"You really believe that."

"......" The boss smiled awkwardly as he failed to pat the horse's butt.

The scene was very chaotic for a while.

The trees and streets were filled with people vying to catch pigeons.

But the strange thing is that suddenly there was not a single pigeon left.

"Let's go." Seeing that they couldn't get the money, they went back to wander around in shame.

"It's boring. I might as well go home and farm."

……

Chu Xia selected what she had made yesterday from the empty menu projected into the air.

Don't underestimate it as it's just a retro open flame stove.

It’s actually Genshin’s cooking system.

There are many options, menus and operation prompts.

After coming to this world, she automatically unlocked the cooking function.

But due to lack of time, I can only make a few dishes so far.

The experience of being beaten up by "Young Master" made her realize that it was impossible for a four-person team to form here.

The gameplay method of being controlled by one person like in Genshin Impact is completely useless. And the characters are very opinionated.

If Zhongli was present, she would be better off not interrupting.

Chu Xia is making wild mushroom chicken skewers and Mond grilled fish.

Xiao threw her two pigeons, and she could only make two chicken skewers.

But she was good at catching fish, so she kept making Mond grilled fish.

Compared with chicken skewers, the recovery amount of this thing is not worth mentioning.

Chu Xia didn't know how much blood he had.

Eating Mond's Grilled Fish, which only has a fixed recovery effect, will not improve her much.

Today's task is Zhou Ben "Young Master", she also has other daily tasks.

The content is to kill 10 "Black Snakes". Chu Xia has never heard of this thing.

She could only do it while eating.

The effect of grilling fish is minimal.

But after eating the chicken skewers, I can feel light all over.

If Xiao hadn't caught pigeons for her, she wouldn't have been able to eat this reliable recovery food.

In Wangshu Inn, the two recovery items made by Yanxiao have no effect.

Chu Xia found that only what she did herself could work.

That would make her doubt why the debuff laxative given by Zhongli was so effective.

It seems that her body will only cause her more trouble as the basic standard for survival in this world.

……