The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

Xiao has never seen a person so hungry that he kept drinking water just to stuff down the food he could hardly swallow.

Chu Xia didn't want this to happen either.

Xiao kept staring at her. She was almost blushing.

How to do!

"Do you want to eat?" Xiao saw that she was coveting his food and pushed the almond tofu in front of him towards her.

He was even more curious about how much she could eat.

Judging from Chu Xia's appearance, she could probably be said to be malnourished.

When he was helping her with her bones, Xiao felt that she should eat more. Watching her eat was very relaxing.

Chu Xia's combination is reasonable. When ordering, I specifically asked for the chicken skewers to be sweet, so that they can be paired with another salty dish.

"No thanks." She rejected his offer.

Xiao didn't move, thinking she disliked him.

The spoon he had used was still on the plate.

Xiao lowered his head, suddenly reached out, put the spoon into the teacup in front of him, and rinsed it.

Chu Xia realized that she might have done something wrong.

The CPU spun rapidly, taking his spoon back and putting it back into the plate of tofu.

For the sake of goodwill, he didn't care that his mysophobia was acting up. He picked up Xiao's leftovers and took a bite.

He grinned and said, "It's delicious."

Chu Xia's dull look made Xiao unable to help but say, "If you're not full yet, I can make some more."

“You can cook, too.”

To Chu Xia, this plate of tofu had no effect at all.

So she doesn't need to eat anything like this.

But Xiao had spoken. She had to take care of autistic young people like Xiao. Otherwise, she might never see such a bizarre scene again.

It is said that game characters have their own special dishes.

I wonder what kind of surprise Xiao will give her.

Chu Xia worked hard and finally finished two bowls of recovery food that looked like pig food.

An immortal holding a jar of white unidentified object descended from the sky on non-existent auspicious clouds.

Chu Xia swore that she didn't want to admit that this boy was the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons.

He is obviously her nemesis, right?

Did I step on slime today?

I embarrassed myself twice in front of the same character.

Chu Xia didn't dare to take off the mask on her face.

Faced with that huge bowl of food, she still had to force a smile.

How much she wanted to tell Xiao, I am just a virtual being, not a pig.

"I'm craving for pigs." Chu Xia pretended to be happy and said something against his will.

If this is hell, it's too real.

She believed that if she died of starvation here today, there would be a new joke in the Hell Joke Bar tomorrow.

"..." Xiao didn't know what she was talking about.

He just shyly put the big bowl of tofu on the table.

The wooden table trembled slightly. It seemed that it could still hold up these things.

Good quality.

Don't bother me about the quality at this time!

Brother!

Chu Xia pursed her lips and bit it.

"I did this." Xiao looked at Chu Xia, his eyes full of pity.

Cherish?

Chu Xia was stimulated by this "doting".

She will definitely die here today.

Chu Xia said, "That's a lot of tofu. Are you tired?"

"Not bad." Xiao moved his fingers, "Eat quickly."

"The name is... "Beautiful Dream."

Still a sweet dream?

The corners of Chu Xia's mouth twitched. Once she ate it, it would turn into a nightmare.

The image of Xiao holding a shovel and filling her mouth with tank fuel is already clear.

After eating these...

Chu Xia almost vomited.

Because she is a mysophobe and will not easily eat food that others have eaten.

Not only did Xiao give her his leftovers, he also made a bowl of pig food.

Hope it tastes good.

Two lines of tears fell in Chu Xia's heart.

The boy looked at her with an innocent face. Is this a devil? I am just a fool, not a pig!

"What's wrong? Don't you like it..."

The masked boy with dull golden eyes was about to put on the mask.

Chu Xia picked up the spoon he had used in order not to hurt his feelings, even though she wanted to scream: Give me a new one!

But in front of Xiao, she must be a friend who likes everything about him. Including his leftovers. (Xiao: Okay, stop scolding Master.)

“It tastes… really good.”

After Chu Xia finished speaking, Xiao finally felt relieved.

His smile is innocent and sweet.

Chu Xia was pounding her legs the whole time: I want to run!

What to do if you have a leg cramp...

When she was almost done eating, a man appeared next to her slime balloon.

The earrings on her ears swayed left and right in the wind.

Zhongli saw the girl sitting motionless on the chair and opened his mouth in surprise: It’s so big... a basin!

Is this the retribution she mentioned?

Even Zhongli couldn't bear to torture another girl.

Chu Xia's almost choking look made him walk over and pat her back hard. "Xiao. Come with me."

Chu Xia was slapped until she fainted, and Zhongli took the opportunity to blow a breath of fairy air at her.

Xiao still doesn't know what happened.

Zhongli said, "Maybe she is too tired."

Take Xiao and fly to the big tree at the top of the inn.

"You need me for something."

"No." Zhongli did not hide his feelings.

"You still remember what I said about her not being suitable to be your friend."

"Hmm..." Xiao buried his head. He exuded a feeling of frustration. His karma also emerged a little bit.

Zhongli had to ask directly, "Do you think she is normal or "abnormal"? "

"I do not know."

"Let me be more direct. Don't be angry." Zhongli thought that what Xiao lacked was exactly the understanding of humans.

"Although I don't understand women either. But I think Miss Chu Xia is probably afraid of hurting your feelings."

“Why…” feel sad?

Xiao didn't understand.

"She ate those excessive amounts because something bad happened to her. But it wasn't an emotion, it was a state of mind."

"My understanding is that when the condition accumulates to a certain level, she will suddenly disappear and reappear."

"She's actually already died once. Can you understand that?"

“I don’t understand…” Xiao tried to make sense of the situation.

"The commissions she does every day are abnormal." Zhongli looked at the branch of the Adventurer's Guild and pointed.

"There's someone named Catherine there. You should know her. She gives Chu Xia tasks every day, similar to homework."

"Chu Xia told me that if she doesn't finish, she will be punished. And the punishment is to make her suffer a negative state."

"Until the blood volume is slowly depleted. Then it will stop or repeat many times."

"Repeat?" Xiao didn't dare to believe what the Emperor said.

He looked at the harmless woman, who was lying on the table in a sleeping posture.

"I have said everything I need to say. You can decide for yourself." Zhongli walked towards the elevator.

Xiao jumped down from the sky, his eyes filled with the image of her eating. "Is that expression also fake?"

His eyes darkened and slowly fell to the girl's side.

Chu Xia was frowning in pain. She covered her stomach with her hands, as if to say, "I really can't eat anymore."

Xiao couldn't stand this situation any longer.

Zhongli thought he was going to slip away again.

Unexpectedly, Xiao quietly put away the "beautiful dream" on the table, and his expression was uglier than crying.

When Chu Xia opened her eyes, she saw Xiao crying.

"I can still eat! Don't go!" She hurried to keep Xiao.

Xiao came over and touched her head.

Chu Xia felt that Xiao was very sad, so she didn't move.

The girl in his arms was too obedient, and Xiao finally understood the Emperor's good intentions.

"I was careless and misunderstood you." Xiao apologized to Chu Xia and lifted her chin. "Close your eyes."

Chu Xia's heart was pounding as she looked towards Zhongli.

Doesn't that guy care? Your son is in a premature relationship!

Zhongli was almost amused to the point of failing to control his facial expression.

Someone said that this child has a great sense of humor and is very suitable for working in a drama troupe?

"Ugh..." No, brother! You actually poked my throat.

Is this also retribution?

Chu Xia was induced to vomit by Xiao, and thought: I am not a host. You make me look like I am pretending to eat.

Then all my hard work would be in vain.

Chu Xia was irritated by the stomach acid and burst into tears. This kid is serious! Xiao supported her back, his hands as steady as a dog.

Chu Xia suspected that he was practicing on himself.

Xiao quickly and accurately pressed a certain acupuncture point on her body, just to make Chu Xia suffer less. However, she still cried in anger.

"...I will make it up to you." Xiao began to apologize, "So..." He couldn't say that sentence.

Xiao wants to say, so don’t hate me.

Don't ignore me...

When Chu Xia saw the blue light coming out of this boy, she knew that something bad was going to happen. Is there anyone who can make someone vomit and gain favor with them at the same time?

This is too weird.

Xiao might have some special hobbies.

You can't tell, it's hidden quite deeply.

vomit……

Chu Xia vomited a lot again.

The sweet tofu now tasted sour and she felt like vomiting at the sight of it.

damn it.

Zhongli was watching the show over there.

Come over here and scold your son?

This won’t do for Xiao. He must be disciplined!

vomit……

……

Chu Xia's eyes were filled with tears.

Xiao waited until her belly got smaller before stopping.

He looked at something he shouldn't have looked at, and Chu Xia said: Just wait for me! Ugh... in the next life... Ugh...

A hero cannot stand up.

She knelt on the ground.

Xiao helped her to a clean place, far away from the puddle of stuff.

Xiao also had a trauma about Almond Tofu: every time he saw her, he would remember how he forced her to eat a bowl of food.

"Emperor." Xiao asked Zhongli to come over in frustration, "Please take care of her for me..."

Chu Xia was still holding onto Xiao's belt, "I'm fine."

When Xiao heard this, he evaporated on the spot.

"This child has no ill intentions." Zhongli said, "I will accompany you to the Golden House."

Old lamp...

Chu Xia blinked away the tears in her eyes. But she had to pretend that she didn't blame anyone at all.

Zhongli saw her sad tears.

This is not pretending anymore.

It seems that she has honestly faced her mistakes.

Zhongli had another strand of divine power, but using it on Chu Xia was really a waste of talent.

"Help!!!" A large rock pillar appeared under Chu Xia's feet.

"I'm flying in the sky? No!?!"

The acceleration of the rock pillar is comparable to that of a roller coaster.

Zhongli stood behind her and tapped her head, "Be quiet."

"Or I'll throw you down."

"..." Chu Xia shut up.

Zhongli looked a little more proud: It seems that I can still control her. This child still needs to be tempered.

It will definitely be a good material in the future.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh!!” Chu Xia hugged Zhongli’s trouser leg from behind. Her posture was not graceful, and her expression was that of someone who had fainted from fear.

When she woke up, she was still on the road.

Zhongli saw her fainting - waking up - fainting - waking up again and again, and he was so amused that he was holding Chu Xia's hand.

It turns out that she is also afraid of heights. (Chu Xia: Your whole family is afraid of heights! I hate roller coasters!)

Help! ! ! !

……

Landed outside the "Golden House".

When Zhongli stepped into the gate, several elite monsters of the Fatui rushed over with elemental weapons and shot indiscriminately.

The water gunner sprayed Chu Xia with water.

Zhongli also splashed a little and said with a smile, "Stay away from me."

He was going to use his ultimate move to petrify this group of people.

Chu Xia was so angry that she started crying and yelled, "You're going too far! I'm going to fight you!" Then she grabbed Zhong Li's neck.

She stood on tiptoe.

Zhongli said quickly, "Misunderstanding... ahem..."

"How dare the dignified emperor bully a little girl!" Chu Xia went crazy and bit Zhongli's arm.

“Stop it.” Zhongli pinched her mouth, “Shut up, do you hear me?”

"I'll bite you to death!" Chu Xia tried hard.

The tooth was about to break, but Zhongli finally pried it open.

"Why make things difficult for yourself." He dealt with the guards outside.

Chu Xia finally made an expression pack and used a look of contempt to show how powerful the "young master" was.

"Are you really not bringing any friends, Mr. Zhongli?"

"Or are you planning to solo the monster again?"

Zhongli pushed open the door of the Golden House.

The figure inside turned out to be the Fatui executive officer he was familiar with - "Young Master".

"Come on, young master ＾0＾~"

Chu Xia cheered up the "Young Master".

This fake young master threw a stream of broken water with a combative spirit. Chu Xia was killed instantly.

"Wrong music!"

Zhongli's shield only benefits himself.

After Chu Xia was refreshed, she became the target of the young master.

"No, brother, are you blind?" Chu Xia was so angry that his Northeastern accent came out. "What do you think you can do by chasing me?"

"Since you're here, why hide?"

The health bar of "Young Master" decreased, and he keenly noticed that there was a third person here.

Chu Xia held her breath.

Is there a third person here?

One, two, three. Aren't we just the three of us?

In doubt, Chu Xia ran behind Zhongli and followed him. "..." Zhongli did not attack.

He stood there the whole time, as if he had guessed that someone would come.

"Even if there is no hope, even if I miss you deeply, I will always treat you the same." Oh, no, that's not what he said.

"Just let me enjoy it." A giant whale fell from the sky, shot out from Zhou Ben's "Young Master" arrow.

The rolling waves hit his position.

Xiao emerged from his invisible state, revealing his masked body.

"Friend. Well done." The Evil Eye pointed at Xiao, "Let me deal with this troublesome guy."

Chu Xia tried to explain, "No. I don't know it."

Zhongli has been on standby.

After seeing that Xiao was actually hit by a water arrow, he approached "Young Master".

Just a small executive.

Zhongli had a calm look on his face.

"Feeling a little tired..." Unexpectedly, his body suddenly turned black and fell to the ground, turning into a golden ghost.

Chu Xia was stunned and tried to escape.

The young master's attack was like a water cannon with cruising function, hitting her with a bang.

"Xiao..." Chu Xia saw that Xiao also turned gray and fell to the ground and turned into a box.

The young master faced her and used the same moves, turning the four-star weapon in his hand.

"Just a four-star bow can do this much damage." Chu Xia summarized and refreshed the spot.

The young master was as fast as the wind and did not even spare her.

"That's all." The disdainful attitude conveyed this message.

Although Chu Xia refreshed quickly, Gongzi was faster than her.

This way she keeps resurrecting, and she has no time to take the ghost to the statue. Zhongli and Xiao fall back to where they are.

Chu Xia approached stubbornly again and again.

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