The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

I remember I came here to kill monsters and level up, to reach the peak of my original level? Chu Xia grabbed Xiao's neck.

Xiao's golden eyes reflected her figure.

The flying hair fluttered in his face. His hands just held her shoulders.

Xiao hugged the girl and realized how soft she was.

Chu Xia and Xiao are of similar size.

He has an aura of 6.1 meters, but his height is less than 1.6 meters.

Chu Xia complained about Xiao's weakest point, and carried him halfway up the mountain. "There's a lot of grass here."

"It would be nice to have a flock of sheep. Unfortunately, Genshin Impact doesn't have that kind of thing."

"Genshin?" Before Xiao could recover from the feeling of touching her, Chu Xia ran towards the village not far away.

She waved to him and said, "You can go back. I have to go back to the inn too." Chu Xia was referring to a hotel in Liyue Harbor.

It is also called an inn. It is quite far from here. She was brought here by the Emperor, so she must not know it clearly.

Without saying anything, Xiao grabbed her waist, just like an eagle grabbing a chick. Chu Xia felt very uncomfortable hanging there.

Since you're sending me back, I might as well make myself comfortable.

She stretched out her legs, but couldn't touch Xiao at all. She tried to touch his body again, but still couldn't touch anything.

Xiao is like a nimble cat, not giving any chances.

Wherever Chu Xia's hands and feet slipped, he hid there too. Finally, she gave up struggling and was sent back to the inn by the big eagle, Xiao, like a rabbit.

"Anyway, three grams of oil."

"Three grams of oil." Xiao repeated her words, unable to guess what she meant.

Chu Xia exudes a youthful vibe and is very cheerful. Unlike him who always looks old-fashioned. Xiao looks at her back.

Chu Xia turned around and noticed that the boy was actually glowing blue. Was this unjust? His affection for him grew too fast.

What if they come back to me for the “stamp”?

Chu Xia covered her mouth tightly. If Xiao kissed her, wouldn't his fans beat me to death?

Thinking of the dream material for tonight, she picked up a Mora bag and counted the money inside. She returned to her place.

This is a hotel invested by the Fatui. It can be said that she has been living and eating here for free for a while.

Chu Xia came out of Mondstadt and experienced things she had not planned for every day. Now she has to think carefully about her future plans.

If I give too much favor, will those paper men tear me apart? She reminded herself not to be fickle.

Handsome guys are nice, but don’t drink too much.

These days, loyal and pure love gods of war are still in high demand.

Chu Xia was tidying up her appearance in front of the mirror and noticed that the dress was not hers. It was embroidered with unfamiliar patterns, like a designer's work, which was definitely not her taste.

There was a set of teacups in her room, which Zhongli had placed in Liulixuan. She would have to return it to him later.

It seems that this clothes cannot be thrown away for now.

Throw it away? Would I have such an idea?

Chu Xia felt that it was the burnt smell from Zhongli's pot that made her feel uncomfortable. As the emperor, he was responsible for both lighting the fire and cooking.

Do you want to be a cook?

Chu Xia walked towards the medicine shop in Liyue Harbor. There were special ingredients she needed for cooking. Chu Xia wanted to develop dishes with negative effects.

If she puts some blood-destroying herbs, will she be able to poison the monsters to death?

As I was thinking, I walked to the largest pharmacy in the port - Bubulu.

"Welcome." The pharmacist in the store was a young man wearing a long gown, who asked Chu Xia, "What do you need?"

Chu Xia said: "Is there anything that can cause diarrhea very strongly? The stronger the effect, the better. Give me one to try."

"This..." When the pharmacist saw Zhongli following her in, she thought he was a plainclothes officer sent by the Seven Stars to supervise their business.

He immediately refused and said, “No.”

“Our pharmacies are all legitimate businesses.

Don’t sell that kind of illegal stuff.”

"Illegal? Listen carefully, I want laxatives."

"Is constipation a crime these days?"

After hearing this, she was about to leave the Bubulu when she saw a strange child sleeping behind the counter. The child looked a bit like a Chinese zombie, so she pointed at the child and said, "Isn't this illegal?"

She approached the pharmacist and whispered, "She's a zombie, right? Don't think I don't understand."

The pharmacist saw that things were not going well, so he ran into the inner room and asked the boss who was doing the accounts to come out. "You are the one who is bullying our Qiqi?"

The boss with glasses looked very friendly, dressed like a spirited young man, and had a snake around his neck.

"Who's talking?" The boss was very polite, wearing thin-framed silver glasses, but he didn't open his mouth.

"We don't have any diarrhea medicine! Even if we have it, we won't sell it to you!" Instead, the snake stood up.

Chu Xia noticed that the snake was snow-white all over and its scales were shiny and slippery. It was the source of the sound.

"Will you sell this snake?" She said with a smile, "I didn't expect you guys are good at advertising. You use a pet to boost sales."

"So cute. I want to make a snake soup and boil some snake gall."

"Baizhu!" The snake raised its body and wrapped itself around the boss's glasses. Chu Xia was not afraid and continued to point at it.

"Hey, there's no one else here. I'm a dispatcher of the Fatui, a subordinate of the famous 'Prince'.

"So what? Are you scared? Sell me the laxatives now."

"Laxative? No." Bai Zhu put down the account book and handed it to Chu Xia only after hearing Chu Xia report the young master's name.

"That's great. Please help me pay the bill for him."

“And this amount of money is quite different from what is written in the account.

Please send someone to bring it over as soon as possible after he has looked at it."

"I don't care." Chu Xia didn't even take the account book. "Just give me the medicine. Here's the money."

Bai Zhu blocked the little snake that was about to bite Chu Xia, and Chu Xia said: "Is that zombie yours too? It's so cute."

"I'm curious, can she feel the spell?"

"Hmm..." The hat on the girl's head who was napping at the counter swayed, "This is just for decoration."

She had a yellow talisman on her forehead, her clothes were classic style, and her legs were wrapped in white stockings.

"Qiqi." Bai Zhu said to her: "You go in."

"The man who sells coconut sheep is teasing you."

When Chu Xia heard the word "Qiqi", he remembered that this was also a character in the card pool, and like Diluk, it was a permanent five-star character.

"Who are you buying the laxative for?" Bai Zhu took out a row of medicine boxes and placed them on the table, opened them and said, "These are all common types."

"I won't give you medicine without a doctor's prescription."

"So troublesome?" Chu Xia looked at Zhongli.

"when did you come?"

Zhongli just stood aside and watched what Chu Xia did.

"These are attacking drugs, moistening drugs, and strong drugs for diuresis. Which one do you want?"

"What's the difference?"

"There's a big difference." Bai Zhu introduced the names one by one, "otherwise they wouldn't be put in different boxes."

He looked at Zhongli again, "It turns out to be Mr. Zhongli."

"I didn't recognize you just now, sorry."

Bai Zhu pushed his glasses up again, "For Mr. Zhongli's sake, I can give you a discount, a flat price..."

"28w Mora."

"What..." Chu Xia looked at Bai Zhu with disdain, "Swindler! You're asking me for 10 times the price for just a few packets of medicine?

It’s too exaggerated!!!”

"Let's all comment!"

There were no other customers around Bubulu now, but Chu Xia continued to yell unhappily, as if she was going to yell until someone came.

"Forget it. I'm afraid of you." Bai Zhu lost his patience, "Take all the 2 Mora. I still have other people's business to do."

"That's better!" Chu Xia took the medicine and put it all into his pocket without caring how many kinds there were.

Even the price of medicine has increased more than tenfold. It can be seen that Zhongli's face will only make her be regarded as a big victim.

"That's not true." Bai Zhu suddenly said, as if he could read minds. "I'm absolutely fair to Mr. Zhongli.

No deception. No fraud. "

Zhongli didn't expose him, he was just curious about how he knew what Chu Xia was thinking. "Didn't you hear it?"

"The snake is talking."

Zhongli said, "Goodbye."

It was common knowledge that the boss of Bubulu had a snake. Chuxia was carrying large and small bags of medicine. Zhongli asked her why she bought these things that were harmful to her health. Chuxia was too lazy to explain.

Zhongli also carefully explained to her the different usage and dosage of the medicine. "Did you write it down?" He sent Chu Xia to the inn and followed her. He helped her carry the medicine bag inside.

"Just put it here." Chu Xia called the inn's servant: "Help me cook a pot later."

When the servant looked confused, Zhongli couldn't help but tell the man exactly what he had told Chu Xia.

“Did you make a note of that?”

"I've got it down!" The servant was extremely grateful. "You're really good at remembering so many medicinal herbs!"

"Mind your own business." Chu Xia didn't know what medicine Zhongli had taken wrongly. He actually came to her place.

"Why don't you leave?" she said impatiently.

"You really want me to disappear."

Zhongli saw that the house was exquisitely furnished and faced the best view of Liyue Harbor, so he guessed that it was the work of the young master.

Then he said: "Mr. Gongzi, let me protect you."

"Of course I have to fulfill my obligations. As for why you are so aggressive, I'm afraid you have something to hide. Am I right?"

"Whatever you want!" Chu Xia took out a portable pot and put it on the ground. Zhongli sighed and saw the tea set on the table.

It turns out that he gave me the things here...

On the table was his gift box, which contained the teacup that he had forgotten to return. The set Chu Xia was using was very ordinary, and it did not match the quality of the other utensils. Chu Xia must have bought it with his own money.

Just as he guessed: they had a close relationship. But he was very curious about how a girl with no connections could get to know a bad guy like Gongzi who had been hanging out with the Fatui for many years.

Zhongli began to suspect that when he met Chu Xia that day, she and the young master were just acting.

Chu Xia slept until 4 or 5 in the afternoon, feeling so comfortable. When she woke up, she saw Zhongli sleeping on the chair with his hand on his forehead.

Just like in his cave.

He doesn't usually sleep in a bed.

Chu Xia saw the Chinese herbal medicine on the table and drank it in one gulp without thinking.

"Puh!" She was about to vomit due to the bitter and even smelly medicine, so she took the cup next to Zhongli and drank some tea as if it was the one she used before going to bed.

“It tastes even worse!”

The sweet and slightly bitter taste of the tea and the "stench" of the medicine made Chu Xia miserable. If this thing didn't work, she would know whether she could eat food that reduced her benefits.

Holding back the nausea, Chu Xia swallowed it all in. She walked to the cabinet next to her and took out something sweet to cleanse her mouth.

When she turned around, Zhongli opened his eyes, his red eyelids showing a lazy look, and saw the rim of the cup that she had stained.

Stealing my tea again.

Chu Xia closed the cabinet door and Zhongli immediately closed his eyes.

He still had that sleeping look on his face. So she took out some more rice paper and a brush, lay down beside him, and started writing a letter.

The windows in the room were also closed, so Chu Xia wrote furiously by the light on the table. Her movements were very gentle, not wanting to disturb Zhong Li. After she finished writing, she put the letter into an envelope and planned to go out and mail it.

Just then, her stomach began to cramp, and the laxative took effect. "Toilet!" She touched Zhongli's knee, "Toilet!"

You...you didn't poison me, did you? ! ", Chu Xia's words "woke up" Zhongli. He opened his eyes, his golden pupils were hazy.

"I just put back some of the things you wasted." Zhongli took out the elixir she had pulled out.

Chu Xia was covered in cold sweat and couldn't stop trembling while holding Zhong Li's hand. "Do me a favor..." she said incoherently.

"Send... this letter to Northland Bank!"

After saying that, she covered her stomach and pushed Zhongli, "Get out of the way!"

Zhongli understood that Chu Xia was blaming him. Her beautiful facial features were twisted together, making her look as sad and beautiful as a withered peony.

"You are so cruel!" Chu Xia ran to the toilet.

Zhongli put away the letter she gave him, took it with him, helped her close the door and walked out.

"I'm just helping you realize your wish."

He arrived at the Northland Bank and found that the inn was only a few steps away from one of the Fatui's lairs.

The cover of the letter also had "Young Master" written on it.

Sure enough, Chu Xia and the young master had a new plan.

Zhongli had to be on guard, as she had not yet cleared herself of suspicion in the matter of Ruo Tuo.

In order to verify his worries, Zhongli walked to an empty corner, followed the original fold of the envelope, and carefully opened the letter.

"Dear Ajax." The letter began with a name that Zhongli was completely unfamiliar with, perhaps it was the young master's real name.

Chu Xia also knew about it? They might have known each other for a long time.

Body of the letter:

"It's like meeting you. My friend, sir, how are you these days?"

Zhongli frowned when he saw Chu Xia's crooked handwriting.

But what she wrote seemed to have some cultural level.

“As the saying goes, ‘One day without seeing you feels like three years’”

I have been like this since you left..."

So corny...

Zhongli almost crumpled the paper in disgust, then adjusted his attitude and continued reading. The words on the paper were humorous and had a bit of thoughtfulness.

“I have been like this since you left.

Please don’t worry. 」

"I've been eating well and sleeping well in the inn these days. I can't tell you how comfortable I am.

Liyue is such a great place, as the saying goes, the water nurtures the people. I came up with an idea in the past few days. "

"That's how we can elevate our friendship to become revolutionary teammates."

I know you must be thinking:

What method?

"Then I have to mention the great business opportunities I discovered during the commissions - rare gemstones and the core energy blocks of magical life forms. I think they are valuable for more than just their appearance."

"For a God's Eye holder like you, it is like a miracle - you can absorb mysterious elemental power after touching it.

Improve the stats and strengthen the body, greatly increasing the divine power in the body. "

"But it's embarrassing to say this. I can't provide you with samples of this kind of thing for the time being.

If you are willing to trust me once, please send a few trusted subordinates (preferably with elemental powers) to help me fight the monsters."

"The reason why this business can only be shared by you and me is very simple - no one else can take my commission."

“Those guys hiding in secret places and the wild are so elusive that even the most cunning treasure-stealing group members of Liyue cannot find them.

Only my map, the one that was commissioned, has a mark. Do you understand?"

"Okay. No more talking.

The Rock King will hold a denunciation meeting with me soon. I don't want to tell anyone else about this.

That means you and I can trust each other."

"Finally. My condition is that you can provide me with special recovery items. Money is second, as long as you can guarantee my basic living needs."

"If you're interested, I have other ideas to share with you."

"Looking forward to your reply."

Signed: "Your most honest partner, Chu Xia."

P.S. A line of small words: "Although the handwriting reflects the person. I must clarify that there are two reasons why this letter is written like this."

"First, the Lord Emperor who I don't get along with is sitting opposite me.

Second, I am not used to Liyue's brushes. In my hometown, everyone uses a kind of writing brush called a gel pen or fountain pen. "

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