The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

"Is the place you mentioned dangerous?"

Seeing Chu Xia wearing an apron, the only thing missing was a farmer's hat, San Bing wanted to lend her his bamboo hat.

"What time is it...", he opened his eyes and placed a hand over his eyes.

He was surprised to find that this small world, like the sky of Teyvat, had an independent weather system.

So realistic.

Just as he was sighing, Chu Xia turned over the hoe and wiped his forehead.

The scattered soldiers had a new level of speculation about her personality. She could actually farm there peacefully.

She seemed unaware of the danger.

But he just came over and picked up the food she had put aside. "Don't eat it." Chu Xia said, "It won't taste good if it gets cold."

The stragglers took the hamburgers she had for breakfast.

Chu Xia loves to eat this recently.

"I'll make you a new one." But there was no water source here. Seeing her like this, the stragglers disappeared from the spot.

After a while, he scooped up a handful of water.

Chu Xia saw it and said with a smile, "You have been hanging out with me for too long, you have become stupid.

Paimon, please use your little wings to take your brother to the river to wash his hands.

The soldier didn't say anything and took her to the water.

"The use of water is also a problem here. It's a pity that Mr. Zhongli is far away."

Professional matters should be left to professionals.

Chu Xia once again missed the omnipotent man.

"Forget it. It's clean now. Let's go back."

Good "Paimeng" worked hard without complaint. Chu Xia said, "Are you planning to stay with me forever?"

Although there was no subject in this sentence, it hit the nail on the head. He just sat there in silence, with his head lowered.

I acted like a puppet that couldn't talk, looking at the plants on the ground. Will she chase me away...

Sanbing thought uncertainly: I had oppressed this guy twice in Liyue and Mondstadt.

Now that friendly face is just a mask.

Even the name Paimon was silly. It was clearly meant to mock him.

As expected, he refused to even give him a name. He believed that it was wrong for such a person to accept his existence.

"What are you thinking about? Are you wasting your energy again?" A hot piece of bread was pressed against his lips.

"So you can't feel the heat."

Chu Xia suddenly stopped caring about the "stamping" with San Bing. According to him, he should not be human.

Maybe it's a human creation?

The puppet is obviously some kind of ornament that suddenly has a personality. No wonder it is made so exquisitely.

If you hold that slender wrist up to the light, can you still see the wooden joints inside?

"……", Sanbing has not tried the burger yet.

The strange woman began to fiddle with his wrist, and finally his neck.

"Can your head rotate 180 degrees?"

"Wow! Isn't that so powerful?" She actually laughed so happily because of such a boring little thing.

In order to please this woman, Sanbing used all his skills. He disassembled himself into realistic parts, and when he saw her with her eyes closed, he said, "You don't want this anymore, right?"

It turns out she hates my body, too.

Chu Xia just saw him like a puppet, and the body under his clothes was not a complete human being.

This means that not only can the scattered soldier not feel the temperature, he also does not have the hardware system to be a man.

What a terrible setting.

No wonder he's psychologically distorted.

Chu Xia thought that if she hadn’t seen it with her own eyes, she really couldn’t believe that his soul was so empty.

The look in his eyes was as if it was not his own body that was being dismantled. No wonder he reacted so strongly to the fact that she was being experimented on.

So she went over and helped the soldier put on his clothes that were scattered on the ground.

As her hands gently adjusted his collar and helped him put on his pants and boots.

The scattered soldiers also fell in this experience.

Even as a friend, no one cared about his basic life. Especially since she loved him like a mother.

So he leaned towards the woman's chest, trying to listen to the real beating of her heart.

Chu Xia's heartbeat was like a drum, beating hard, because San Bing had opened his heart too much to her.

She saw that this guy's affection for her had grown in just one day, especially now that he was showing a lot of attachment to her.

It turns out that he is a child who lacks maternal love?

Chu Xia saw in his profile that his creator was Thunder God, the supreme ruler here.

Why abandon this incomplete little devil?

Chu Xia stroked Sanbing's face.

He was so cooperative. Where his fingers passed, the skin was almost the same as that of a real person.

Did Thor intentionally not make him a normal person? Or is it that such things are of no importance to God?

What if Sanbao doesn't want to be a puppet (eunuch)? Quickly return his most important part to him!!!

Sanbing didn't know that Chu Xia had distorted his situation.

He was just showing off his talent and she accidentally saw a side of him that he thought was indifferent.

What matters is that she is willing to accept herself.

Perhaps it was the mechanism of favorability that made him begin to become attached to and dependent on this woman.

"It feels so good." San Bing said this when Chu Xia caressed him, and even lay on her knees in a pleading manner.

Even though there was soft land beneath them, there were no flowers or plants, only overturned mud.

He still felt very secure and at ease.

So he went further and said, "In fact, I have always had a wish."

"I saw that scene when I passed by a human village. It is still unforgettable to me."

Sanbing suddenly took her hand and said, "You can fulfill my wish. Can you do the same to me?"

"What should I do?" Chu Xia was a little nervous. This guy's request should be normal, right?

If she turned into a puppet, she might be more irritable than the scattered soldiers. She now felt that this child had a pretty good temper.

After all, he now has this thing called favorability. If he discovers the difference between himself and other men one day, it is understandable that he might explode the entire Inazuma.

I'm still too violent.

When Chu Xia was distracted, Sanbing rested his head on her legs, took something out of his clothes and put it in her hand.

"Put this thing inside me."

“I’ve always longed for an experience like this.”

what?

What a terrible thing to say.

Chu Xia looked closely and saw that it was a furry stick.

Her expression became even more embarrassed. "I am a serious person. Brother. Good brother Paimon. You should develop some normal hobbies."

The skirmisher poked the stick into her ear.

"It's so thin. What can it do?"

After Chu Xia finished speaking, she realized that her very bad attributes had been exposed, and blushed as she said, "So it's an ear pick."

"Why is it all hairy? Have you never seen what an ear spoon is?"

She used her hands to remove most of the hair, leaving only a small part at the tip.

The removed hair was firmly stuck to the stick.

It took me a long time to knead it into a round shape.

"I'm awesome, right?!" Chu Xia excitedly held up what she imagined an ancient ear spoon should look like.

That is the round furry tip, which drills into the small ear holes and slowly spreads out the fur.

The scattered soldiers really know how to enjoy themselves!!

That’s right. This is a great tool for nurturing parent-child relationships!

If I had used it well, I would have an extra son today!

Chu Xia moved her body to the floor of the only wooden house in Chen Ge Hu with great pride.

"Come here!" She chose a spot where she couldn't be in the eyes of the sun and said with her back to it, "I will love you well~"

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