The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

A few minutes later.

After dealing with the guards of the "Seven Stars", Tartaglia, wearing the "Evil Eye" with him, stopped in front of a sealed jar.

"Like it?"

He said to Chu Xia in a demonstrative manner, "Yesterday I saw that you seemed to care a lot about this immortal body. How about I wait until I take out the Heart of God and then give it to you?", looking at Zhongli's fake body.

The transparent sealed jar, the clear liquid, soaked the majestic Rock Demon. "Okay!" She really wanted it.

Hanging it at home is no more effective than any exorcism prop.

This is a dragon! A real dragon!

If the "young master" dares to give it, she will dare to accept it.

Normal people would give valuables or flowers as gifts, right?

"It's a deal." The young master swung the ice blade and smashed the large transparent jar that was more than ten meters high.

pat-

After the immortal exuvia in the jar flowed out.

The ground was full of water. The young master went forward and dug a few times, "Nothing?!" After miscalculating, he opened his eyes wide.

"It seems that this immortal transformation is fake."

"Fake? What do you mean?"

Knowing that he was talking about the Heart of God, Chu Xia could only pretend to be ignorant. Tartaglia was angry and punched the fake Morax.

"Really? Where is it hidden?"

"Yes..." Chu Xia echoed, "My immortal transformation!"

The prince is to present the Heart of the Rock God to the Queen. This is the most important mission, and the Seven Stars are more cunning than expected.

He thought they had hidden the real thing somewhere else in advance, so he missed it. The young master beat his chest and stamped his feet.

Chu Xia pretended to be stupid and asked: "Then let's not do it?"

"It's more important to run away."

"Yes." Tartaglia looked regretful.

He held Chu Xia and said, "But I will give you a better gift to replace it." Chu Xia touched his head.

The data appears immediately.

The young master said slowly: "It has been upgraded."

"I feel like they're getting stronger the more we fight. They're clearly just a bunch of miscellaneous soldiers." He took Chu Xia to a teahouse under the jurisdiction of his territory.

There is a secret passage in a place where people come and go, and on the surface it looks like a private room.

“And it’s improved so much. It’s incredible.”

Knowing that the "young master"'s desire is nothing more than to become stronger, Chu Xia wants to try what will happen if no one gives her a commission?

So he encouraged the young master, "Dear partner.", leaned over to him and asked, "Can you help me beat someone up?"

She smiled sweetly and threw a few fancy glances.

"Oh?" This seemed funny to Tartaglia.

She meant "Catherine".

In Mondstadt, besides being with Diluk, Chu Xia would go to the Adventurer's Guild to take on the "Catherine" mission.

His subordinates had already reported it.

"it is good."

He didn't know whether Catherine was innocent or not.

But ever since that figure ran away, he has been wondering who is targeting Chu Xia. She called Catherine over directly.

That means that person is Catherine.

"Can you escape?"

Under the attack of the water blade, Catherine refreshed herself on the spot.

"this?"

Tartaglia was so frightened that his jaw dropped, and he used another powerful move: "Am I dazzled? What's going on?"

The gorgeous ultimate move clearly hit the target beautifully.

"Flaw! Fleeting!"

Did Catherine create a new self?

What Shadow Lord!

Chu Xia was even more surprised than the young master.

There is no one among the Fatui who is so rebellious.

The young master went back immediately to report to the Queen.

"..." Chu Xia saw that Catherine was resurrected seamlessly and lost the idea of ​​revenge. She was very disappointed, "So it can be refreshed?"

the next day.

Passing by the Adventurer's Guild, Tartaglia saw Catherine and got goose bumps all over his body. "Oh. How scary."

"I had a nightmare last night. You have to compensate me for my mental damage."

"Stop it." Chu Xia told him what happened to her.

"If I don't complete the tasks she assigns me, I will be sent back to the underworld and be trained all over again. The number of punishments I receive is the same as the number of tasks I complete. That day, I was like that..."

Halfway through her words, the young master suddenly grabbed her arm and said, "Let's go. Let's leave here first.

I don’t want to see this woman right now.”

Chu Xia suddenly said, "I am willing to help you become an executive with a higher position, you must help me!"

I pressed part of my butt towards the young master.

In case Zhongli cannot be relied upon, more friends mean more options. She can also count on the young master to give her more useful information.

Dartalia is pretty easy to get along with.

If he might have said yesterday: "You finally discovered my good side. You have good taste!", he couldn't be happy today.

"I have to admire you for being able to face this kind of thing calmly."

"What else can I do?" She ate a big bowl of rice.

"Just do your job here. Maybe you'll get less "punishment"."

"So you think that Zhongli can help you? Why?"

"Yeah." Chu Xia lied, "Xiang Ling and I were on our way to Liyue when she mentioned a special customer."

“Combined with what I read about the deeds of Emperor Yanwang in the book, I guess that man is the incarnation of the Emperor in the human world.

Otherwise, God's life would be too boring. What do you think?"

"Good idea." The young master was not in a hurry to deny it.

"In that case, I can let you meet this 'Zhongli'. Because of the 'relationship in the underworld', this person is exactly what I am looking for. The 'Sending Immortal Ceremony' will be held in a few days."

He represented the "Wangshengtang" to see the God of Rock off. "

"That's great."

Chuxia found that after telling her secret to Tartaglia, he became more real and rarely smiled or lied to her.

It seemed that every promise had the potential to come true. Just one day later, Chu Xia met Zhongli under the introduction of the young master.

The dinner was held in the private room of "Xinyuexuan".

Precious incense was placed in the private room in advance, and the decorations were all based on the interests of the bigwigs in the cultural relics circle.

The young master made careful preparations for this meeting.

Chu Xia was the last one to arrive.

"Hello. This is Zhongli, the guest of Wangsheng Hall."

Tartaglia pretended to be good friends with Chuxia and said enthusiastically, "Haven't you always wanted to meet him?"

"Thank you for your introduction, Master."

Chu Xia sat opposite Zhongli, feeling quite nervous, with a thin layer of sweat on her palms.

Zhongli was handsome and elegant. When she came in, he was washing a pot of tea leaves with a complicated method.

"There are many tricks to tea, but I'm a rough person. Please forgive me." Chu Xia took the initiative to talk.

“I heard that there is a well-read guest scholar in the Hall of Rebirth in Liyue Harbor. He knows everything from astronomy to geography.

You know everything. Is that you, sir?"

"You're overly flattering."

Noticing that the "young master" looked at Chu Xia differently, Zhongli realized that she might be his confidante.

"What do you want from me?" I felt a little embarrassed.

"It's not as powerful as the rumors say. I just know a little bit."

"No need to be modest!" Chu Xia took the tea from Zhongli's hand.

He looked at me in surprise.

"......" Zhongli originally intended to drink the tea himself, but she got there first.

"Haha! What a great tea!" Chu Xia laughed heartily.

It brings out the essence of someone's shamelessness to the extreme.

"It's like this." She took out the "Teyvat Travel Guide" given to her by Xiangling.

"Many of the places and shops described in this book are places I have never heard of. Could you please, Mr. Zhongli, be my tour guide and travel with me to broaden my horizons?"

Ah, this...hearing such a request.

Zhongli looked at the "Young Master" again and said: "I think Mr. "Young Master" may be more suitable than me."

"Eh~", Chu Xia waved her hands repeatedly, "No~No~

This is wrong! How can that work? One is an amateur and the other is an expert. I believe that anyone with vision will know how to choose. "

Her movements were flamboyant and her eyes were sharp.

"Mr. Zhongli, you are a great talent with rich experience, and it's best that you are a local. Don't underestimate the "Young Master". You may buy fake goods when you travel, and regret it. "

"I thought I had bought something really good!"

"Look!" Chu Xia said as he took out the jade he had prepared in advance, and then took a pot of wine and put it on the table.

"To show my sincerity, I brought you this fine wine from Mondstadt. It's different from ordinary dandelion wine. It's a fine wine from the famous Dawn Winery! It's made by a genius bartender."

"It was prepared by Master Diluk himself!"

Chu Xia exaggeratedly handed the wine to Zhongli, and the young master kicked her hard under the table, kicking her calf.

"...Are you okay?" Seeing Chu Xia shudder, Zhongli was in a dilemma. He didn't want to get in the way of the two lovers.

“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Chu Xia opened the wine package, poured a glass for Zhongli and said, “Try it!

It should taste as good as the tea you brew! "

"I'm sure I didn't lie!"

Tsk!

This time, "Young Master" was completely speechless towards Chu Xia.

This woman was just pretending to be dull. He even spent a lot of time to arrange everything. He was really blind!

"Hehe. Sir, try it too!" Chu Xia followed suit and poured a glass of wine for Tartaglia.

"It's really good." Zhongli was a little surprised.

“It’s clear but not pungent, and has a mellow taste.

Like Mondstadt beer, but without the foam. Only the light aroma of hops and malt remains. ”

"Master Diluk", Zhongli had also heard of him. He didn't expect that he had a close relationship with Chu Xia. This wine was obviously a private collection.

"So the young knight who saved Mondstadt is you, as the rumor goes? I haven't asked for your name yet. Excuse me."

Zhongli clasped his fists and Chu Xia quickly returned the gesture.

"I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it!

How dare I call you "you" in front of you!

Perhaps Tartaglia deliberately didn't want to tell Zhongli Chuxia about this identity, so he faked a smile and said, "Oh, sorry."

"I have too much official business. I even forgot to introduce myself." He walked in front of Chu Xia, afraid that Zhongli would not be able to see their awkward relationship.

"Her name is Chu Xia. We hit it off right away when we met not long ago.

I have great respect for your character and knowledge. So I must bring her to meet you."

"I see." After hearing what Tartaglia said, Zhongli didn't know whether he should agree to Chu Xia's invitation.

He had just finished his important task, and the test in Liyue was still unfinished. So he wanted to relax.

Chu Xia saw that the time was right and ordered the dishes to be served. Zhongli was very satisfied with the feast. "Has the chef of Xinyuexuan been changed?"

"Although it's the same menu, it tastes different today. It's interesting. Can I ask you something?"

For some reason, the table was filled with seafood that Zhongli hated. Probably because it was fishing season. The funny thing was that when he took a bite, he realized it wasn't real fish or crab, but a vegetarian dish made with seasonal fresh vegetables.

"No, Mr. Zhongli."

When the boss of Xinyuexuan came in, he suddenly realized, "So you are talking about these vegetarian dishes, right?"

He pointed at Chu Xia and said, "This lady said that an important friend was coming to visit, so she borrowed our kitchen to cook it early in the morning."

"She did everything from selecting the goods, preparing the food, to cooking. So you are that friend."

"......", the young master put down his chopsticks.

I thought the dishes were delicious, even though they were not real fish or crab, they had the same fresh taste. Now I can’t eat them anymore.

Looking at that smiling face with Zhongli.

“…It’s okay.” Zhongli was in a dilemma and finally looked at the “Young Master”.

what the hell!

I thought he wasn't that stingy.

The young master said to Zhongli as usual: "If you don't mind, accompany her for a walk."

After all, Chu Xia had a rift with him, so the young master added, "If you come across something you like along the way, put it on my account.

This is funding.”

He handed the purse to Zhongli and said to Chuxia: "Let her keep it for now. Mr. Zhongli is too generous in buying things. I'm afraid I will go bankrupt."

"Haha...Mr. Gongzi is still so humorous."

Zhongli pretended not to hear the sarcasm.

He said to Chu Xia, "Since that's the case, I can't go against your wishes. As the saying goes, 'You'll be grateful to the one who feeds you', and that's the truth."

"Miss Chu Xia has such cooking skills and treats me so well. I won't refuse anymore. I just want to relax."

"However, please give me some time. After I have dealt with the "gift" from the Emperor, I will definitely accompany Miss Chu Xia to personally introduce the attractions and hotels in this "Tyvat Travel Guide" one by one, and thank Mr. "Young Master" for his generosity."

The speech was flawless, and after the meal, Zhongli even gave some pointers on the fake jade that Chu Xia brought.

Although it is not valuable, it has a good appreciation value, so it is not a big loss. At least it can be used as a decoration.

After hearing this, Chu Xia began to flatter him again, "You are right."

The young master's teeth are itching.

In the evening, I went to the Adventurer's Guild with her.

Catherine informed Chu Xia of today's commission.

"Pure Water Elf?", heard a strange name.

"Is there such a monster?" the young master asked Chu Xia blankly.

"Of course." Chu Xia remembered that the Pure Water Elf was a very noisy little boss, who happened to be a water element. She thought that the young master would be restrained. So she said, "You go and do your work. Xiangling will deal with this one."

Decided to ask Xiangling for help.

“Don’t look for anyone else!” Hearing the little cook’s name, the young man had never felt so humiliated.

He walked towards the nearby wilderness, and Chu Xia quickly chased after him, saying nice things to him, "Hey, don't be angry."

"You are very strong. But I am not questioning your strength."

The "young master" was good to her, so she was not ungrateful.

Well, it's a good opportunity to let him suffer a little.

Now I know why the flowers are so red.

Chu Xia praised the "Young Master" to the sky along the way, which made him very happy.

At the border of Liyue, hunting down pure water elves is actually unlikely to be completed in a day.

"Don't worry." The young man got a big balloon from somewhere.

Tied above was a huge wind slime, flapping its small but powerful wings, and below was a wooden hanging basket.

"Don't be in a daze. Come up."

It took Chuxia and him just over an hour to reach the destination. "..." When getting off the balloon, Tartaglia laughed at him and said, "You don't even have a pilot's license, and you dare to get on the slime balloon.

You have a really big heart."

Chu Xia held the map and pretended to be deaf and dumb as he led the way.

At the same time, I have taken note of the location of the Seven Days Statue nearby.

Tartaglia didn't know what she was about to face, so she followed Chu Xia and walked onto the platform in the overflowing pool.

"There are so many grids, where is the water elf?"

All he saw was an empty space.

"..." Chu Xia silently stepped on the only lit stone slab in the open space. A large amount of water vapor immediately fell in the air.

At the same time, a voice was saying ethereally: "I admire the bodies of living beings that can transform into various forms in the forest.

I will use this water to punish you."

"Come on!" Tartaglia took out the Winter White Star.

……