Siheyuan: It’s so nice to be Lao Liu

"Dad, don't look at me like that. It's scary."

Yan Jiefang swallowed, the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and he spoke subconsciously.

The third uncle Yan Bugui may have realized that his eyesight was a little bad, so he coughed dryly to ease the awkward situation.

When it was evening, after every household had finished dinner, Second Uncle Liu Haizhong's children Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu went door to door to inform every household that a general meeting of the whole hospital would be held.

"Uncle, it's time to hold a general meeting." Liu Guangfu ran to the front yard and shouted loudly towards the house.

Ding, the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai wants to use moral kidnapping to get the residents of the compound to donate to the wealthy Jia family, and now he is issuing a task. "

"Mission requirements: disrupt Yi Zhonghai's donation plan."

"Mission Rewards: 100 kg of thirteen spices, a seasoning gift pack (100 kg of each of 30 common spices), and a hidden gift pack."

"Mission failed: no penalty"

After reading the mission requirements, I found that there was no requirement for me to hide myself, so I asked myself, "System, can I do the mission myself, or can I let others mess things up?"

After a moment of silence, the system's clear voice replied, "It has been detected that Third Uncle Yan Bugui is going to resign from his position as Third Uncle and not get involved in the affairs of the courtyard. If you stand up and destroy Yi Zhonghai's moral kidnapping, he will also think that Third Uncle Yan Bugui instructed you to do so. I will not blame you, First Uncle Yi Zhonghai, but only Third Uncle Yan Bugui."

After listening to the system's explanation, Yan Jiefang couldn't tell whether he was happy or depressed. After thinking about it, he decided that he couldn't do it himself. His eyes rolled around and he thought of his cheap brother-in-law He Yuzhu. He shouted to his father and ran to the central courtyard with a bench.

When I entered the middle courtyard, I saw that there were already many people sitting together in the middle of the courtyard. There was a table in the open space in the middle, and there were three chairs around the table. Obviously, these were the seats for the three uncles. Three meters to the left of the three uncles, He Yushui and He Yuzhu were already sitting on the bench waiting.

Seeing Yu Shui and his brother-in-law, Yan Jiefang ran over happily, put the bench next to He Yu Shui, and sat down.

He took out a handful of White Rabbit milk candies from the space and put them in his pocket, then took out three pieces and gave one to He Yushui and He Yuzhu respectively.

Seeing the White Rabbit candy handed over by Yan Jiefang, He Yushui smiled and thanked him, "Thank you, Brother Jiefang."

Hearing his sister calling Yan Jiefang "brother" and smiling so sweetly, he felt a little sour in his heart. Naturally, he had no good feelings towards Yan Jiefang. He rolled his eyes at Yan Jiefang and snorted coldly.

Even though he didn't like Yan Jiefang very much, he still snatched the White Rabbit candy from Yan Jiefang's hand.

Seeing her brother's arrogant look, He Yushui pushed her brother.

Without caring about his brother, He Yushui asked Yan Jiefang: "Brother Jiefang, do you know what this whole hospital meeting is about?"

He Yuzhu next to them also pricked up his ears and listened quietly to the conversation between the two.

Yan Jiefang glanced at He Yuzhu, then took it back, looked at He Yushui and said, "I heard from my father that there are two things at this conference. One is about Xu Damao, and the other is to donate money to the Jia family."

"Donate money? Yi Zhonghai is shameless. He is the richest man in our compound, and the Jia family has a lot of wealth. How can he let the poor donate money to the rich?"

He Yushui was also surprised when he heard what Yan Jiefang said, and asked in astonishment.

"Yi Zhonghai comes out to morally blackmail everyone, and Qin Huairu comes out to cry and pretend. She can earn sixty or seventy yuan at a time. It's such a good thing that I want to do it too." Yan Jiefang said sarcastically.

As he said this, he looked at He Yuzhu, and He Yushui also saw Yan Jiefang looking at He Yuzhu, so he also looked at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu, who was listening quietly at the side, saw the two people looking at him, and asked guiltily: "Why are you two looking at me? At that time, I also saw that the Jia family was pitiful, orphans and widows, so I helped them if I could. I didn't know they were so cunning!"

He Yuzhu's voice became smaller and smaller, until it was finally heard only by himself.

Slowly, He Yuzhu was frightened by the looks of Yan Jiefang and He Yushui, and he said loudly with forced calmness: "If he calls for donations to the Jia family again, I won't donate a penny, okay?"

Hearing He Yuzhu's words, Yan Jiefang and He Yushui smiled at each other. Yan Jiefang knew that as long as He Yuzhu did not come out to donate, the matter would be half successful.

According to Yi Zhonghai's shameless character, he would definitely use moral blackmail on He Yuzhu, but He Yuzhu has already made a guarantee just now, and He Yuzhu has also realized the true face of Yi Zhonghai and the Jia family. Yi Zhonghai's moral blackmail may not be very effective on He Yuzhu, this stubborn donkey, and there will definitely be something interesting to watch.

While Yan Jiefang and He Yushui were talking, three old men took their seats one by one.

First, the second uncle Liu Haizhong came out to make a pre-meeting speech for the whole hospital meeting.

"Today we are convening a general meeting of the hospital to discuss two things. One is to discuss the fact that Xu Damao was arrested today for having affairs with a man and a woman, and the other is to discuss the donation to the Jia family."

"Let's invite the most experienced uncle in our hospital to preside over this meeting." The second uncle Liu Haizhong looked at the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation, saying: "First uncle, come!"

After saying that, Second Uncle Liu Haizhong sat down.

Without waiting for the first uncle to speak, the third uncle Yan Bugui stood up first, put the enamel pot with the words "Red Star Primary School" on the table, and said to the residents around him: "Everyone, I, Yan Bugui, am honored to be elected as the third uncle of the courtyard. I have also served you diligently, but I feel that my health is not as good as before. I don't have the energy to take care of the affairs of the courtyard. I now announce my resignation from the position of the third uncle."

After Yan Bugui finished speaking, he no longer sat in the seats of the three managers, but turned and walked towards the direction of his eldest son, Yan Jiecheng.

The eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Liu Haizhong were stunned by Yan Bugui's operation, and wondered, did Yan Laokou take the wrong medicine?

Although the two uncles were surprised that Yan Bugui suddenly resigned from his position as steward, they did not think much about it and watched Yan Bugui walk back to the crowd.

After the first uncle Yi Zhonghai realized what was happening, he stood up and said, "Since the third uncle has resigned from the position of the managing uncle, we will elect a third uncle at the next general meeting of the whole institute. We will not hold an election at this meeting."

"The first thing is that Xu Damao has been having affairs with women, which has seriously affected the reputation of our courtyard. We may lose the title of Excellent and Civilized Courtyard this year. He must compensate for the losses in our courtyard."

Uncle Yi Zhonghai looked around and didn't see Lou Xiao'e. He looked at Uncle Liu Haizhong and asked, "Why didn't Lou Xiao'e come? Didn't you notify her?"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong said as a matter of course: "I notified her, but she said she was not feeling well and could not come."

For a moment, Yi Zhonghai's face twitched unconsciously and he wished he could kick this fat guy to death. He was really incompetent and the number one troublemaker.

What's the point of them discussing how to punish Xu Damao if they don't call Lou Xiao'e to a full-court meeting?

"Because Lou Xiao'e is not feeling well and cannot attend the whole hospital meeting, we also took her situation into consideration. Xu Damao must have felt bad for Lou Xiao'e because of the scandal he caused. We will discuss Xu Damao's punishment after he comes out."

"There is only one thing left. The Jia family has been in trouble recently. It cost a lot of money for Jia Zhang to come to the courtyard. Qin Huairu's salary is not high, and the family's rations are small. The whole family depends on her alone. The orphans and widows of the Jia family are in a very difficult situation. We are all neighbors in the same courtyard. Based on the principle of mutual help, let's donate some money to her family to help them through the difficulties." Uncle Yi Zhonghai kept saying, "As an uncle in the courtyard, I will donate twenty yuan."

Then he looked directly at He Yuzhu and said gloomily, "Shazhu, you are the chef of the steel mill. If one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. You should also donate 20 yuan."

After talking about He Yuzhu, Yi Zhonghai turned his gaze to the second uncle Liu Haizhong who was sitting next to him.

Second uncle Liu Haizhong couldn't save his face. First uncle Yi Zhonghai donated twenty yuan, so as the second uncle in charge, he had to show his appreciation, so he said loudly: "As the second uncle in the courtyard, I will donate ten yuan."

When Yi Zhonghai heard that Liu Haizhong donated ten yuan, the corners of his mouth curled up and he looked very proud.

But without hearing about He Yuzhu's donation, Yi Zhonghai turned his eyes to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was not afraid of him at all. With a look of disdain on his face, he said loudly, "I won't donate a single cent."

"Shazhu, do you still have any concept of respecting the elderly and loving the young? The Jia family is in such a difficult situation, why can't you show some dedication and donate money to them?"

Uncle Yi Zhonghai looks like a moral master, and he always remembers to use morality to blackmail others.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's gloomy face and a righteous look, He Yuzhu immediately felt unhappy.

He Yuzhu was the type who couldn't hide his inner feelings. He started to retort, "Don't you know whether the Jia family has money or not? They have several hundred dollars in savings. They haven't spent a penny of Jia Dongxu and his father's pension. They still have a sewing machine and a gold ring. Tell me, how is he poor?"

As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, a ball of flesh rushed towards him.

He rushed forward and cursed, "Shazhu, you dead bastard, I and this little bastard who has a mother but no father are bringing a money-losing thing with me, why don't you donate to my family?"

This person was none other than Jia Zhang. When she saw that He Yuzhu refused to donate money to his family, she rushed up to him and tried to beat him.

"Snapped!"

He Yuzhu used all his strength to slap Jia Zhang in the face. Jia Zhang, who had been rushing forward, paused for a moment and then fell straight down.

The scene suddenly fell into an eerie silence. Yi Zhonghai was the first to react. He pointed at He Yuzhu and shouted, "Silly Zhu, how can you hit an old man? Are you trying to turn the tables on Tiangang?"

After Yi Zhonghai's accusation, Jia Zhang, who was lying on the ground, also woke up from her daze and realized that she was beaten by He Yuzhu. She was used to throwing tantrums and rolling around, so how could she bear such a big insult? She got up from the ground and rushed towards He Yuzhu while cursing.

He Yuzhu was a reckless person. When he saw Jia Zhang rushing up again, he sneered and kicked Jia Zhang in the stomach. The original flesh bomb went back to the original path and rolled on the ground again.

Jia Zhang, who lay down again, knew that she could not do anything to He Yuzhu, so she sat on the ground, slapped the ground with her hands, and wailed.

"Old Jia, come up and take a look. Our orphan and widow are being bullied. Come up and take Sha Zhu away!"

The scene suddenly changed from a high-spirited battlefield to a wizard summoning spirits. An old man in the scene looked as if he was sitting on the Diaoyutai, letting Jia Zhang throw a tantrum.

After Jia Zhang's interference in the courtyard, Uncle Yi Zhonghai will come out to clean up the mess. What He Yuzhu said just now will not have much effect. With Uncle Yi Zhonghai's full-level moral blackmail, donations will definitely continue.

Yan Jiefang knew he needed to add fuel to the fire, so he pretended to know nothing and said to Second Uncle Liu Haizhong: "Second Uncle, I have a question that has been on my mind for a long time. As the uncle in charge of our courtyard, you are the most fair. There are five people in the Jia family, two adults and three children. Sister-in-law Jia earns 27.5 yuan a month, plus Aunt Jia works very hard to make insoles every day. If we calculate it based on 5 yuan a month, their family earns 32.5 yuan a month."

"Look at my family. When my eldest brother was still married, there were six of us in our family. We lived well on my dad's salary of 27.5 yuan a month as an elementary school teacher."

"Why? The Jia family has an eighth-level worker who supports them, and they also receive subsidies from the factory during festivals. They can't survive on a monthly salary of 32.5 yuan. Do they need us to donate money?"

"Second uncle, please judge for yourself."

After Yan Jiefang finished speaking, he pretended to be cautious and sat down quietly.

But Qin Huairu, who was standing by, was panicked and couldn't let things continue to develop.

"Uncle one, uncle two, my three children are growing up and they need to eat a lot. It's all my fault that I, as a mother, am incompetent and have made them suffer. I really have no other choice but to ask everyone to donate to me."

Qin Huairu shed tears and said aggrievedly: "The money in the family is in my mother-in-law's hands. The money I have is not enough to support a family of five."

After Qin Huairu finished speaking, Jia Zhang slapped her in the face and shouted, "Qin Huairu, you vixen, the position you took was my son Dongxu's, and the money you earned belongs to my Jia family. If you don't give it to me, do you want to keep it for yourself?"

For a moment, the scene became chaotic. Those who originally wanted to attack the Jia family began to sympathize with Qin Huairu, and their attention was diverted.

"Alright, Jia Zhang, be quiet. We are now talking about your Jia family defrauding us of donations."

Although the second uncle Liu Haizhong was a little bit stupid, he knew that he was fooled by the Jia family. But then he thought that it was Yi Zhonghai who was instigating it every time, so he looked at the first uncle Yi Zhonghai and said gloomily: "First uncle, don't you want to say something? Every time you tell me and Old Yan how difficult the Jia family is, are you playing tricks on us?"

Uncle Yi Zhonghai would naturally not admit it, and argued: "I don't know the situation of the Jia family either. She said that her family couldn't make ends meet, so I called on everyone to donate to her based on the principle of mutual help. In the end, I am also a victim."