Traveling through troubled times: Princess disguises herself as a man and becomes a soldier to earn
Chapter 257 Bald Ass, Have Mercy on Your Ancestor
Jiang Li clapped his hands and chuckled, "Haha, a bunch of bald asses, aren't you trying to rid the world of evil? Why is it that the thunder usually strikes evildoers, but not you?"
"Tsk tsk, I don't know who is the evildoer here. He is really talking nonsense. You are a stupid monk who is compassionate. With you dead bald asses around, I don't know how many innocent people have been killed."
"How can someone like me who is kind-hearted be considered a monster? You are a bunch of blind people. You deserve to be struck by lightning. Hahaha, it's fun, really fun."
Wu Chen dodged in a panic, his robes were chopped into pieces, charred and smoking, and he looked as miserable as a beggar.
Shouting angrily: "Bold monster..."
Jiang Li moved his fingers slightly, and an arc of electricity penetrated directly into his body. Looking at the bald donkey shaking like a madman, he raised the corner of his mouth with an innocent look: "Oh, Master, what's wrong with you? You are shaking like this, are you crazy?"
"Hey, I can't hear you clearly. This madness can't be contagious, right? Come on, let's stay away from it quickly, so as not to get infected."
After waiting for a long time for the numb feeling to disappear, he opened his mouth and a puff of black smoke came out. The monk's robes were tattered and could barely cover the important parts of his body.
Wu Chen stretched out his hand, his fingers trembling: "You, you bold monster, I will definitely ..."
Jiang Li looked down, his eyes teasing: "Master, don't be stubborn here, turn around and have a look, the people you brought have all fallen, and no one can fight."
When I turned around, I saw him lying on the ground, still twitching.
When he turned around and exposed his back, the three of them saw that half of his butt was exposed. It was so white and obvious, with a red crescent birthmark. Jiang Li was just about to take a closer look.
His eyes were blocked by someone, and Mo Yuan's voice came to his ears: "Don't look, it's too dirty, it's easy to stain your eyes."
Mo Yuan looked over, his voice filled with chilling coldness.
"Master, please turn around. Don't you feel your butt is cold? You should change your clothes quickly. Even if you are a monk, you should not expose your dirty parts like this when you are outside. It's disgusting."
Wu Chen's body stiffened, and he subconsciously reached out to touch it. Sure enough, he felt cold skin. No wonder his butt felt a little cold. Wait, did he get everything seen just now?
He turned around and said tremblingly: "You, what did you just see?"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Alas, we didn't see anything. We didn't see the fat on the master's belly, and we didn't see the red crescent birthmark on your butt. We didn't see anything."
"We still understand the principle of not looking at what is inappropriate."
When Wu Chen heard this, his eyes went dark and he wished he could faint. His lips trembled constantly but he couldn't utter a word.
This, this witch is really too much...
The man behind him barely stood up and said weakly, "Elder, we should leave quickly. Thunderclouds are brewing again. If it happens again, we will really be struck to death."
"This monster has great magical power. We are really no match for him. Let's go back first and ask the emperor to seek justice. I don't believe that Emperor Ming will protect this monster. When the time comes, take this monster back and chop him into pieces."
Jiang Li twitched her ears and complained in her heart: Idiot, saying this in front of others is just courting death. She is too busy now, but when she has time, she will definitely go to Wuliang Temple.
She would feel unbalanced if Wuliang Temple was not destroyed.
Damn you bald donkey, bullshit compassion, you ancestor, you want to save all living beings.
Wu Chen took a look, pulled off the cassock of the person next to him and tied it around his waist. Only then did he feel the coolness on his buttocks better. He put on his profound look again and spoke seriously.
"That makes sense. Let's go back first. We must capture that witch one day to avenge today's humiliation."
Jiang Li raised the corners of his mouth slightly, clapped his hands and shouted, "Diao Diao, come out to work. When you're done, I'll make you a roasted deer with honey sauce. If you're late, there won't be any left."
A hissing sound was heard, and a strong wind blew across the calm and windless open space. When everyone looked over, they saw a huge golden eagle standing next to the little girl, looking at them with its head tilted.
"Diao Diao, they have come from a long way, and now they are disabled and it is not convenient for them to walk. Please flap your wings to send them off. Oh, you have to flap them so hard that they can fly."
Diao Diao nodded obediently and kept his distance to avoid blowing his master away. Who would prepare delicious food for him then? He didn't know what these bald guys were doing. It was really annoying to look at them.
Wu Chen realized what it was going to do, his face changed, and his eyes were filled with fear: "Quick, run! Run ...
The wind blew violently, and the woods nearby were rustling with noises.
The three people and the eagle looked at the person who was blown away in silence. After a while, they came to their senses and looked at the eagle over there. They pursed their lips and praised: "Diaodiao is awesome. Next time when we see such unlucky things, we should just blow them away."
"Ow..."
"Shut up, you are an eagle, not a dog. Don't bark like a dog, it's really embarrassing."
Jiang Li rubbed his hands and called out, "Brother, A Yuan, let's continue eating. We are so hungry after fighting. Do you think those bald guys will really ask my father for people in the future?"
"…I think so. No one who has been targeted by Wuyou Temple has ever escaped. They said before that a three-year-old child was a disaster star, and in the end, the child was killed by them."
Mo Jue sighed, his voice filled with some sorrow: "Yes, in the eyes of outsiders, Wuyou Temple has a good reputation, but everyone who knows about it knows that they are too unprovoked and have killed many people in the past."
"Where is the compassion of a monk? How is that different from taking human life lightly? Just because of a hexagram, they want to kill a child. They are worse than animals."
"They have to pay 10% as tribute every year. They are simply rich as hell."
Jiang Li raised his head abruptly, looking at him with burning eyes: "Brother, what you mean is that Wuliang Temple is very rich, right? They are no different from bandits, aren't they all robbing other people's things?"
"Tell me, if I have a way to destroy their reputation, will their reputation in the future be the same as it is now?"
Mo Jue frowned and said, "I understand what the princess means, but it's not that simple. The families of those people they killed did think of ways to deal with them, but no matter what, outsiders trust Wuyou Temple more."
"Hehe, that's because their methods are useless. I have a way to completely destroy the sacred side of Wuyou Temple. By then, even if they want to deal with me, I'm afraid they won't be able to do anything about it."
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