Quick Travel: Jing Yuan's Wanderings

Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's temples throbbed after hearing the series of indirect criticism.

I thought about it and realized instantly that the person was probably saying it on purpose for him to hear!

Go away, what the hell is going on!

There are three urgent needs for human beings. No matter how handsome a man is, he still has to eat, drink, defecate and urinate, right?

If his pants weren't half taken off, I would really want to rush out and have a good argument with him.

Forget it, my Lord is very magnanimous and has a broad mind.

He pulled out a piece of toilet paper and covered his nose.

Not as knowledgeable as a little girl.

What's more, he is a sincere fan of the original owner.

Well, I tried hard secretly and my face turned red.

A! Constipation.

I can't pull one out.

Hiss~ Oh no, it’s cracked.

He covered his face with his hands, his ears felt hot.

It’s so fucking painful and smelly.

The cold mechanical voice of System 003 sounded at the right time, but it did not relieve someone's embarrassment at all!

[Beep——, preliminary scan confirmed that this was constipation caused by long-term lack of water intake.

In the later stage, pay attention to drinking more water and eating more vegetables and fruits, and you can get effective improvement. 】

These words of truth made Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's throat move and he felt even thirstier.

Licking his cracked upper lip, he urged:

"003, hurry up, scan, is the surrounding environment safe?"

[Beep - Scan completed, the bathroom is safe for now.]

"Great, 003, stay alert, A, I'm dying of thirst."

Almost immediately after he finished speaking, a large, vintage enamel pot filled with warm water appeared in Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's right hand.

In an instant, he buried his face in the jar and started drinking like a calf.

Watching this funny scene, I felt a little excited.

System 003 twisted the data stream, as if thinking seriously. Could this be the legendary...'secret joy'?

Haha...it feels not bad.

Woohoo... Don't look at anything inappropriate. It is a very law-abiding ruler.

I just captured a small piece of data as a souvenir - a photo of the upper body that tells a full story.

Haha... taking a dump and drinking water at the same time, the more you watch it, the funnier it becomes, and it even excites Tongzi, who even knows the feeling of "gloating in someone else's misfortune".

Maybe it was a psychological effect. After drinking a large enamel pot of warm water, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan inexplicably felt... well... much smoother.

Eh? Ugh! It stinks!

He held his breath and quickly put the enamel pot into the corner of the system warehouse to collect dust.

He took out two more pieces of paper and covered his mouth and nose tightly.

Damn, he is obviously a human being, but he is pooping sheep shit every day. No wonder the original owner refused to transfer the relevant memories!

If it were him, he would refuse too!

A, my reputation for life! Such an embarrassing thing must not be known to another person.

……

Five minutes later, with two balls of toilet paper stuffed in his nose, he walked to the sink.

On the wall directly above the faucet, there are two lines of red warning signs, which are very eye-catching.

'Wash carefully and do not drink. This is your own behavior and you will be responsible for the consequences.'

Lieutenant General Jing Yuan recited it twice in a low voice and seemed to understand something.

It is obvious that there is something fishy going on in the water. It must be that the technology is not up to standard and the pollution has not been cleaned up.

It can only be used to flush the toilet, and it must not be used close to the body.

To be on the safe side, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan took out a small basin and a blanket from the system warehouse.

I cleaned myself quickly and not a drop of water was spilled outside.

Then put all the things into the system warehouse.

He quickly found the National Dispatch Intention Form, asked System 003 to scan and back it up, and then began to read it carefully.

In particular, I read the relevant responsibilities and obligations, as well as welfare benefits twice.

One-on-one guidance on cultivating supernatural powers and growing crops.

All meals and accommodation are included.

Three meals a day are provided free of charge: 2 steamed buns, 1 steamed bun, a piece of sweet potato, and a bowl of vegetable porridge.

In addition, an additional 1500 ml of drinking water was provided every day.

Submit 100 kilograms of wheat or rice every day, which will be counted as 10 contribution points.

In case of excess production, the base has the right of first refusal.

I can still hear my younger sister Jingdi’s chatter yesterday.

This shows that the military still has relatively high credibility in the North 13th Base.

Since I had just arrived, I naturally had to listen to advice. Besides, the original owner's wish was to stay in the base and farm peacefully.

Military experimental field?

Once you’ve made the decision, don’t go anywhere and stay there until the mission is over.

With this thought in mind, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan decisively signed his name.

By the way, we still don’t know the specific deadlines for the 7 tasks!

We don't have to wait until the end of the world, do we?

'Boom, boom, boom!'

The sound of knocking on the door, one light and two heavy, interrupted Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's wandering thoughts.

"Enter!"

"North 13 Base, Xuanwu Corps, 237th Ability Division, collecting willingness forms."

"Bed No. 10-2-04, Jing Yuan, willing to obey the state's dispatch."

As Lieutenant General Jing Yuan spoke, he held the expression of interest in both hands and handed it sincerely to the handsome young man in green military uniform standing at the door.

"Hmm? Another Jing Yuan?

"The one who cuts through thorns and brambles, the one who has a far-sighted vision?"

"Yes, those are the two words."

"North 13 Base, a military experimental field, has 1987 people with the same name as Jing Yuan. We suggest that you change back to your real name.

Otherwise, the system will directly record the name as Jing Yuan 1988."

After hearing this, somehow, two words suddenly popped up in Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's mind: bamboo flute.

The mouth spoke first and quickly replied, "Jingzhu, bamboo of bamboo!"

“Okay, Jingzhu.

After packing up, 3 minutes later, I gathered at the nurses' desk with the wish list for roll call.

Oh, and remember to sign your name again."

"receive."

After the people walked away, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan scratched his head in annoyance.

It's strange. I don't know why, but I didn't think about it just now. I just changed my name to Jing Zhu without any hesitation.

Clearly, at that time, he was struggling over whether it would be more appropriate to call him Jing Chu or Chu Jing!

Bamboo flute?

Could it be that the subconscious left in the original owner's bones is at work?

The original owner had already decided to change his name to Jing Zhu?

Yes, the once glorious and top-notch superstar Jing Yuan had already been buried in the past with the coming of the end of the world.

The one who is struggling to survive now is Jing Zhu, a low-level cleaner who has no skills and works in a base hospital and often relies on his sister for support.

Life is full of ups and downs, and the gap is so big that most people can't bear it.

Just based on this point, the original owner deserves great respect.

Fortunately, he was transported to this time point. Otherwise, would he really be holding a guitar and singing on the stage?

He is tone-deaf and out of tune. I dare not even think about that scene.

Time was running out, and Lieutenant General Jing Yuan shook his head to get rid of the messy thoughts in his mind.

After searching for a while, he finally found a mobile phone with a broken screen in the drawer of the bedside table on the left.

Well, plus a blue water glass. That's all.

Fingerprint unlock.

3060年6月12日，07:58。

It was almost eight o'clock, so he quickly put his cell phone in his trouser pocket, took the water cup in one hand and the wish form in the other, walked out of the ward quickly, and followed the crowd to the nurses' station.