Yi Zhonghai's Siheyuan

Xu Damao was holding his son at home and having fun with him when he suddenly felt a rumbling sensation in his stomach. Xu Damao quickly gave the child to his mother and rushed out of the yard.

When Xu Damao arrived at the public toilet outside the yard, he saw a group of people queuing up. There was a foul smell in the air, and it was obvious that they had been queuing for a long time.

Xu Damao looked at Jia Dongxu in front of him and said, "Brother Dongxu, why are you here too?"

An old lady next to me said, "Damn it! This is a sin! He has to suffer this at such an old age."

Jia Dongxu: "Da Mao, my stomach hurts so badly when I got home. I don't know what happened."

Xu Damao's eyes turned and he said, "Brother Dongxu, Aunt Li, do you think there is something wrong with today's banquet? Look at this row of people, they are all eating at the banquet."

Aunt Li: "Da Mao, don't tell me, it's really possible that this damned Yan Laoxi, we can't let him go so easily!"

Xu Damao: "I can't bear it anymore. I'm going to the woods in front to solve it."

Aunt Li said to Jia Dongxu, "Jia Dongxu, this Xu Damao is really not afraid of shame."

Jia Dongxu said, "Aunt Li, I'm afraid I can't hold on any longer..." After saying that, he hurried over to the nearby woods.

Outside the toilet door, it was Shazhu's turn next in line. Shazhu saw Liu Haizhong still squatting in the toilet and said, "Uncle Liu! Hurry up! I really can't hold it any longer." After saying that, his old face tightened like a chrysanthemum.

Liu Haizhong pulled while saying, "Silly Zhu, don't rush me. I don't like people rushing me when I'm ready."

Sha Zhu said, "Hurry up..." and then Sha Zhu farted with some yellow liquid flowing out of his trouser legs.

The people at the door covered their mouths and said, "Silly Zhu leaked, silly Zhu leaked..."

The people behind couldn't hear clearly so they said, "What's wrong with Shazhu? Good! Damn Shazhu is blocking us from going to the toilet, right? Shazhu, hurry up..."

Immediately, the slogans started to chorus in unison, saying, "Shazhu, hurry up..." Shazhu in the toilet was about to collapse, and immediately rushed out of the toilet and towards the river, farting as he ran.

The other people in Nanluoguxiang didn't know what to say for a moment when they looked at the spectacular scene in the No. 95 compound, but the street was filled with the stench of shit.

As more and more people gathered in the grove, Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu pulled faster, but they couldn't stop leaking. A child nearby said, "Uncle Damao, please stop. I'm scared..."

Xu Damao blushed and said, "Don't be afraid, uncle will be done soon!"

Passersby saw many figures in the woods squatting up and down, so they said, "Is it haunted?"

Another person said, "Bah, stop being superstitious!"

After Jia Dongxu and Xu Damao finished their work, they returned to the courtyard and looked at the pools of yellow water in the yard! Xu Damao pinched his nose and knocked on Yan Bugui's door.

As soon as Yan Bugui opened the door, he smelled a foul odor in the room. Xu Damao said, "You are so good, Yan Bugui! What did you give us to eat today? No wonder your family didn't show up. It turns out that you were using the small bucket in the room!"

Yang Ruihua stood up and said, "Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense! What do you mean by we gave you something to eat? It is not allowed that you ate something unclean."

Yan Bugui originally wanted to stop his wife from talking, but he was powerless because he had diarrhea again.

When everyone heard Yang Ruihua's words, they were furious. "You are so mean, Yang Ruihua, Yan Bugui! We got diarrhea because of the banquet at your house!"

Wang Xinhua held his stomach and said, "Old Yan, look at what you have done!"

Xu Damao: "Yan Bugui, we are here to ask you for an explanation today! If you don't give us an explanation, we will go to the street office to sue you! Sue you for poisoning."

"Yes, sue him for poisoning! He made us all have diarrhea! Why are those of us who didn't come to the feast fine?"

Everyone started talking about Yan Bugui. Yan Bugui frowned and said, "Everyone, listen to me! Is it possible that your family may have eaten something bad? Think about it carefully."

Seeing Yan Bugui say this, everyone started to think. Xu Damao suddenly said, "Yan Bugui, what do you mean we ate something bad? Then why are the people at home okay?"

Everyone followed Xu Damao's lead and started talking about Yan Bugui. The people in the neighboring yard couldn't stand the stench from the No. 95 compound anymore, so they sent people to the street office.

Soon Sha Zhu also returned to the yard. Seeing everyone blocking the door of Yan Bugui's house, Sha Zhu also stepped forward and said, "I was wondering what good food Yan Bugui could bring!"

At the Nanluoguxiang Sub-district Office, Director Wang got a headache when he heard the uncles in charge of courtyards No. 94 and No. 96 talking about the things in the courtyards next door.

Director Wang then followed several clerks from the street office to Compound No. 95. As he just walked out of the street office, he smelled a foul odor in the air and almost fainted. He gritted his teeth and continued walking towards Compound No. 95.

The closer you get to Compound 95, the more pronounced the stench becomes. Just now, the man in charge of the compound next door told me that Yan Bugui was hosting a banquet in their compound today, so how come the compound was suddenly filled with smoke?

As soon as Director Wang entered Compound No. 95, he heard some people talking. From the discussions, Director Wang learned that everyone who had the banquet at Yan Bugui's place today had diarrhea and vomiting, which was obviously caused by an upset stomach.

Director Wang shouted, "Everyone be quiet. The reception office is here to handle this. Speak one by one."

When everyone heard that the people from the street office had arrived, the discussion became much quieter. Xu Damao stepped forward and said, "Director Wang, you have to make the decision for us. We got diarrhea because we ate Yan Bugui's meal!"

Director Wang nodded and said, "Wang Xinhua, as the second uncle in the courtyard, please tell me what happened in detail."

So Wang Xinhua stepped forward and started talking about how Yan Bugui had prepared the banquet this morning, and added a dish in the middle.

Director Wang said to the Yan family, "Come out, Yan Bugui! You are really awesome! You are playing a stomach cleansing game for the neighbors in the yard, right?"

Yan Bugui walked out with a gloomy face. When he wanted to explain something to Director Wang, he was interrupted by Director Wang. Director Wang said, "Yan Bugui! So many people are suffering from diarrhea now. What do you think we should do?"

Yan Bugui lowered his head and said nothing. Director Wang looked at Yan Bugui with a look of disappointment and said, "Everyone, go to the hospital for a check-up and see if you are sick. We will compensate you after the matter is investigated. In addition, Yan Bugui, tell me honestly where your ingredients come from!"

Yan Bugui said, "Director Wang, I don't know either! I treated everyone to a banquet with fine wine and delicious food."

When Director Wang saw that Yan Bugui was quibbling, he arranged for two street offices to go to Yan's kitchen. They searched the kitchen and found moldy salted fish that still emitted a foul smell, as well as a small piece of rotten pork.

Director Wang looked at these things and threw them in front of Yan Bugui and said, "Yan Bugui, do you have anything else to say?"

Everyone vomited when they saw what they had eaten at noon.

Yan Bugui: "Director Wang, our family has always eaten this! I didn't see anything wrong, just had diarrhea for a few days. It's good for clearing the stomach!"

Director Wang: "You still want to quibble, right? Yan Bugui, if you quibble again, I will call the police. Don't say I didn't give you a chance then!"

Yan Bugui naturally knew that if he called the police he might go to jail and even Yan Jiecheng's job might be lost, so he kept his head down and said nothing.

Director Wang looked at Yan Bugui and said, "Well, you first take out the money to let everyone go to the hospital for examination, and each person will pay 2 yuan! And you should stop being a big boss! We will discuss the details in the meeting later."

So everyone went to the nearest hospital for a gastrointestinal examination organized by the street office. Yan Bugui sat on the ground, not knowing what he was thinking...