Yi Zhonghai's Siheyuan

Xu Damao slipped and fell, dragging Shazhu with him. The two of them made a huge splash in the manure pit. A buddy who was several pits away from Xu Damao couldn't dodge and was splashed with manure. The buddy was not a pushover and cursed a few times. Xu Damao was furious and retorted, "Get out of here now. Your uncle Mao doesn't have time to deal with you."

When this guy heard this, he couldn't believe that Xiao Wen would suffer such injustice. He was so angry that he picked up his pants and ran to another courtyard without even cleaning his butt!

Xu Damao fell down and got angry too. He grabbed a handful and smeared it on Shazhu's face! Shazhu was blinded by the sudden operation and forgot to fight back for a while. When he reacted, he grabbed Xu Damao's other hand that wanted to attack. Shazhu also did the same to Xu Damao. The two fought back and forth in the pit.

By the time the guy went to the courtyard to call for help, he couldn't tell who was who, so the middle-aged man asked, "Xiao Wen, who got you covered in shit just now?"

The man named Xiaowen said, "They are the two of us. They don't even behave when going to the toilet and they fight with each other!"

It turned out that this man named Xiao Wen went to their courtyard and called the steward. When the steward heard that the people in his courtyard had been wronged, he showed up in the public toilet with a group of people.

The housekeeper said, "Widow Wang, bring the dung scoop next to you!" Widow Wang handed over the tool without hesitation! Xiaowen's mother, Sister Li, took the dung scoop and scooped a large spoonful of dung to pour over Sha Zhu and Xu Damao. After doing this, Sister Li was still cursing. She wanted to use the dung water irrigation technique again.

At this time, the other side's manager also asked, "You guys from that courtyard, what's wrong with you guys? You're fighting in a public toilet!"

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu saw so many people on the other side, and they said without fear, "We are from Compound 95. How dare you, an old woman, pour manure on our heads?" Xu Damao stood on the same line at this time and said, "Yes, you bully people just because you have more people, right?"

The other side's manager called a young man and asked him to notify the manager of compound No. 95 to come over. The young man ran to notify him.

When I arrived at Courtyard No. 95, I saw that the people in Courtyard No. 95 were clearing the tables and bowls, and it was obvious that they had just finished their meal! So I shouted, "Who is the manager of this courtyard?"

Liu Haizhong came over with a branch in his mouth and said, "I'm the second uncle of this courtyard. What's wrong?"

The young man said, "Two young men in your yard fell into the manure pit. Not only did they fall in, but they also splashed manure water all over a young man in our yard. What's even worse is that after our manager arrived, the two of them started playing with the manure below."

When Liu Haizhong heard that there was such a thing, he shouted, "Old Yan, let's go take a look!"

Yan Bugui didn't want to go at first, as he was afraid that he would vomit if he didn't digest what he had just eaten. But now he had to go, so he said, "Lao Yi, you are the only cadre in the courtyard, why don't you go together?"

Yi Zhonghai thought that since the regular plot was triggered by falling into the cesspool, he would definitely go and take a look. It must be those Sha Zhu and Xu Damao!

Liu Haizhong saw that the other party's manager had arrived, so he couldn't lose face, so he shouted, "Gather at No. 95 compound, let's go to the public toilet."

All the men, young and old, from the No. 95 compound came out at once. Yan Bugui saw so many people and thought that if the problem was not solved and the street office knew about it, it would be the end of it, so he tried to persuade Liu Haizhong. Liu Haizhong became more aggressive and there were people from other courtyards nearby, so he couldn't give in, so he said, "Old Yan, you worry too much. Let's go with more people and take a look. If we ask, we can just say they are queuing for the toilet, right?"

Yan Bugui curled his lips and said no more! Anyway, they were not the ones who organized it.

The group of people went to the public toilet in a mighty manner. People passing by saw the group of people in No. 95 making so much noise and thought that the bald man was coming to fight.

When they arrived at the public toilet, Liu Haizhong first asked the uncle in charge, "Old Wang, what's going on? Who is in our yard?"

Lao Wang: "Liu Haizhong, two young men from your yard took advantage of our Xiaowen going to the toilet and started fighting. They fell down together and splashed Xiaowen with feces. I came here to ask for an explanation, but you see these two young men from your yard are still talking nonsense down there. Xiaowen's mother couldn't stand it, so she calmed them down. What are you doing here? Why are you bringing so many people with you?"

After Yi Zhonghai heard about the situation from his surroundings, he thought to himself, these two people are really capable of doing big things, they can even come up with some tricks in the toilet.

When Liu Haizhong heard that it was someone from his yard who made the mistake, he said, "Old Wang, please give me some face and let this matter go."

Seeing that the people in the opposite yard were all talented people, Lao Wang didn't dare to make a big fuss, so he took his people back.

Liu Haizhong saw the man go back and walked into the toilet. He almost vomited and hurried out. "Guangtian, Guangfu, go back to the yard and find a rope to pull them up. Jiecheng and Jiekuang will help later." The two brothers knew that it was their father who asked them to do something, so they walked out reluctantly.

The two brothers brought a rope. Liu Guangtian resisted the urge to feel nauseous and went to the toilet to throw the rope to them before running out!

Sha Zhu grabbed the rope first and pulled it forward, while Liu Haizhong arranged for the young people in the yard to grab the rope and start pulling.

Liu Haizhong shouted the slogan "One, two, pull! One, two, pull!" People passing by thought, "Is this a tug-of-war game in your yard? Are you running to the toilet to play tug-of-war? Or are you encouraging people to poop?"

As Sha Zhu came up, he threw the rope to Xu Damao below and walked out. When Sha Zhu came out, everyone dodged the people who were originally holding Xu Damao, threw away the rope and scattered. Only a plop sound was heard from the toilet, and Xu Damao fell down again. Sha Zhu did not stay for long and ran to the yard.

Xu Damao wanted to curse in the toilet but was afraid of eating feces, so he could only pull the rope. When everyone saw Sha Zhu leave, they remembered that there was Xu Damao downstairs, so they started a toilet tug-of-war game!

After the two came up and returned to the yard, the old and young men in the yard all avoided it! It was really too smelly, even Sha Zhu's sister Qin immediately closed the door when she saw Sha Zhu like this

In the evening, the courtyard began a general meeting! The two stood in the middle, and Sha Zhu told the story of being stopped and beaten at the factory gate! This person couldn't lie. Many people present at the time heard that it was Yi Zhonghai who beat the gangsters away. Everyone present sighed that Yi Zhonghai was so hidden. Even Wu Xiulian looked at Yi Zhonghai beside her and felt that he had become unfamiliar.

Xu Damao told the story again, but he didn't tell anyone about his blind date! He just said he met a gangster at the skating rink! He was bullied by the gangster and wanted to use the name of Shazhu to get away.

After hearing this, Liu Haizhong slapped the table and said, "Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to be such a person. What's the word for that?"

Yan Bugui next to him said: The cat replaces the prince

"That's right, you're just playing a trick of replacing the prince with a cat, letting yourself be removed first, right?"

Xu Damao said, "Second Master, you can't blame me for this. Who knew that the other party would really find Sha Zhu?"

Liu Haizhong decided to let Xu Damao apologize to Sha Zhu. In addition, Sha Zhu made Xu Damao fall into the toilet. Since it was excusable and both of them fell, Sha Zhu's fault would not be pursued.

It was impossible for Xu Damao to apologize to Sha Zhu, so he said, "Second Uncle, let's change the way. I won't apologize to Sha Zhu! Besides, he pushed me into the toilet, so we're even."

Liu Haizhong also felt a headache. At this time, Yan Bugui didn't want to smell the stench of the two people here to avoid vomiting the big meal he just ate, so he said, "What Xu Damao said makes sense, but what happened to the two people today has damaged the reputation of the courtyard. So let's fine the two people and ask them to pay 10 yuan to the courtyard as a subsidy for poor households."

Xu Damao took the initiative to offer 10 yuan as long as he was not asked to apologize. Sha Zhu said, "Why should I pay too? It's not Xu Damao's fault first. I didn't mean to push Xu Damao down. Xu Damao couldn't stand on his own."

Xu Damao said, "If you, Silly Zhu, hadn't used the branch to tease me, would I have fallen down?"

As soon as these words came out, the people present whispered to each other and laughed, "I didn't expect this silly pillar to be so fancy. The branch is so small, it's at least an Arctic Ocean soda bottle!"

Listening to the auntie in the audience start to say some lewd words, Liu Haizhong patted the teacup and said, "Silly Zhu, let me say it again. Today's incident has spread outside the courtyard. You must pay this money. Otherwise, others will follow suit. Do you want to lose the reputation of the courtyard?"

The aunties below stopped discussing and began to condemn Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu had no choice but to take out 10 yuan and hand it over to Yan Bugui. The meeting between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao finally ended.