Yi Zhonghai's Siheyuan

On this weekend, Xu Damao came to Sha Zhu's house carrying a cloth bag. Sha Zhu was sitting at home drinking tea.

Xu Damao: "Man, what's wrong with you today? You look listless."

"Sun thief, you never say a good word, what's the matter? What do you want from me today?"

Xu Damao told Sha Zhu that he had gone to the countryside to collect food in the nearby village with more food in the past two days, and asked Sha Zhu if he was willing to go with him.

When Sha Zhu heard this, his eyes widened and he quickly told Xu Damao that he was willing to go. Sha Zhu's attitude change was so sudden that Xu Damao was a little slow to react.

Yang Yuhuan came over and saw the two of them whispering, so she asked, "What are you two talking about?"

Sha Zhu: "Wife, Damao wants to take me to the countryside to buy some food. You know we don't have enough food at home."

When Yang Yuhuan heard about the food exchange, her eyes instantly lit up. She hurriedly pulled Sha Zhu and said, "What are you waiting for? Brother Zhu, do you like slimmer ones?"

Sha Zhu quickly pulled his hand away and said, "Wife, I like you like this." After saying that, Sha Zhu seemed to come back to life.

Xu Damao, who was standing next to them, saw the two of them getting so entangled that he had to interrupt them, "Shazhu, are you going or not? Your expression just now was like that of an old eunuch from the previous dynasty."

Sha Zhu: "Go, why don't you go buddy? Who are you calling a eunuch?" However, when he saw Xu Damao taking him to exchange for food, Sha Zhu was reluctant to hit this tool.

Yang Yuhuan felt that Sha Zhu hadn't answered her question properly, so she asked again, "Brother Zhu, let me ask you, do you like me to be thinner or fatter?"

Before Sha Zhu could say anything, Xu Damao next to him said, "I'm talking about Yang Yuhuan. Your brother Zhu likes Wang Cuihua from Workshop 3. And I've seen Sha Zhu serving her extra food in the cafeteria several times, and he kept chatting with her."

Sha Zhu even wanted to kill Xu Damao. The damn Xu Damao told everything to others. He must have wanted me to be beaten to death.

Sure enough, after Xu Damao finished speaking, Sha Zhu felt a chill on his back. He turned around and saw Yang Yuhuan staring at him.

Sha Zhu knew that he was doomed, so he pulled Xu Damao out of the house. As he walked out, he said, "Wife, Damao and I are going to the countryside. Don't keep me dinner tonight."

Yang Yuhuan didn't really want to deal with Sha Zhu. After all, she knew that Sha Zhu was a face-conscious person. She could talk to Sha Zhu about anything behind closed doors, but she still had to give her man face in public.

Sha Zhu was out of breath after reaching the backyard. Xu Damao came out from home pushing a bicycle and said to Sha Zhu, "Brother, let's go! You can ride your bicycle and take me with you later."

Sha Zhu: "Bah, you're just lazy!" Sha Zhu pushed the bicycle reluctantly.

When passing by the middle courtyard, Yi Zhonghai saw what the two brothers were doing, so he said, "Zhu Zi, Damao, where are you going?"

Sha Zhu was about to speak when Xu Damao covered his mouth. Xu Damao quietly approached Yi Zhonghai and told Yi Zhonghai about how he and Sha Zhu went to the countryside to exchange food.

Yi Zhonghai thought that the two brothers were quite interesting now, so he reminded them, "Well, be careful! Besides, the roads in the countryside are not easy to travel now."

Xu Damao: "Don't worry, Uncle Yi, I have walked this road to the countryside many times."

After talking to Yi Zhonghai, the two continued to walk towards the gate of the courtyard. They easily dealt with Yan Bugui's checkpoint.

After leaving the compound, Sha Zhu rode his bicycle. Xu Damao jumped on the back seat and said, "Hey, it's good to have someone as a driver. It's not tiring at all."

When Sha Zhu heard this, he was so angry that he swung the front of the car to scare Xu Damao into grabbing his waist.

Xu Damao thought to himself, "This trick of yours is quite interesting, Shazhu, try it on your wife next time."

Sha Zhu: "Xu Damao, let go of my hands! Aren't you disgusting? You're just like a woman." Xu Damao let go of his hands unconvinced.

The two rode for about an hour, and then rode out of Deshengmen and headed towards Changping.

The further we rode towards Changping, the fewer buildings there were on the road and the thinner the population became. Sha Zhu was still riding his bike hard, while Xu Damao was directing the way.

Sha Zhu panted and said, "I'm telling you, buddy, how long will it take to get there?"

Xu Damao was in high spirits, and when he heard what Sha Zhu said, he replied, "Why are you in such a hurry? Usually my brother rides his bike to the movies, but it's not this far. He needs to ride a little further until he sees a stream and then ride east."

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and started riding again. Xu Damao was sitting on the back seat and his eyelids drooped unconsciously. Sha Zhu accelerated his riding. In addition, Xu Damao's bicycle was a public bicycle that he had ridden for who knows how long and it was difficult to ride.

As Sha Zhu rode, it was almost dark, and he still didn't see the creek that Xu Damao mentioned. Actually, it wasn't Xu Damao's fault, as he only heard about this place by chance. Besides, the creek would have dried up long ago at this time of the year.

Sha Zhu saw that it was getting dark, so he stopped his bike and found that Xu Damao behind him was almost asleep with his head down.

After Shazhu parked the car, he patted Xu Damao and said, "Hey, buddy, wake up! Look where you are."

Xu Damao woke up in a daze and said, "Didn't I tell you, Xiaoxi... F*ck! Where did you come from, Shazhu? Is this still the imperial capital?"

Silly Zhu: "I'm riding so hard in the front, and you're sleeping in the back, right?"

Xu Damao: "No, don't blame me, Shazhu. Let me see where this is." Xu Damao looked around. It was almost dark and he couldn't tell where was where.

But Xu Damao didn't dare to say that he didn't know and could only say he would watch, because he was afraid that Sha Zhu would beat him to death. Suddenly, Xu Damao seemed to have seen something incredible.

Xu Damao said to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu, why is there a small red dot that flickers over there? Damn, could it be that the old man is saying something dirty?"

After hearing what Xu Damao said, Sha Zhu didn't believe it at all, so he looked in the direction Xu Damao pointed. Sha Zhu wasn't sure if he was dazzled or not, because why was the red dot bright and dark?

But Sha Zhu bravely said, "Xu Damao, you can't spit out ivory, why are you so superstitious?"

Xu Damao said unconvincedly, "If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself."

Sha Zhu was so provoked by Xu Damao that he didn't care about being afraid anymore and walked towards the red dot with big strides. As he walked, Sha Zhu found that Xu Damao was hiding behind him, so Sha Zhu went back and picked up Xu Damao.

The two walked towards the red dot. The closer they got, the more they found that there was white smoke around the red dot. Xu Damao learned from some unknown book that Sha Zhu should cover his nose.

Sha Zhu quickly covered his nose, and when the two got closer, the red dot moved closer by itself.

Sha Zhu didn't care about his face anymore and shouted "There's a ghost!" and immediately left Xu Damao and ran away.

Xu Damao was so scared that his legs were shaking. It wasn't that he didn't want to run, but he couldn't.

When the red dot got closer, Xu Damao found a person smoking a cigarette. The person passed by Xu Damao and said, "I'm squatting in the field to relieve myself. Why did you come out and say something like that?"

Xu Damao almost died of laughter, but he stopped laughing halfway because he found that Sha Zhu had ridden away his bicycle...