Naruto: A certain blond handsome man who always brings his sister to fame

The night faded and the sky turned dark.

It was 4:30 in the morning in Iwagakure Village.

Early in the morning, Deidara was still lying in bed when he was woken up by Kurotsuchi, who told him to go get the Tsuchikage's divine robe.

Deidara then remembered that today was the Tsuchikage's succession ceremony.

"What a hassle. What kind of Tsuchikage is this? I have to attend the succession ceremony in person." Deidara cursed with sleepy eyes.

"Hurry up~!" Kurotsuchi pulled back Deidara's blanket.

The latter mumbled a few words and fumbled to cover himself with the quilt again.

A "well" character popped up on Kurotsuchi's forehead, and he jumped up and sat on Deidara's waist, squeezing him hard through the quilt.

Suddenly, Deidara, who was still sleeping, woke up suddenly!

He felt like he was being suffocated by a python and his face turned red. "Oh my god - Heitu, come down quickly, my stool is about to be squeezed out!"

"Lululu~ I told you not to get up!"

"I will let you go unless you call me sister!" Heitu sat still and smiled cunningly.

"Think beautifully!"

Deidara burst out with a strong desire to survive. He desperately pulled out one hand, then reached into Kurotsuchi's clothes and scratched the soft flesh on her waist.

"Hahahaha what the hell~!" The black soil didn't feel itchy and was scratched off in just a few strokes.

Deidara finally recovered his free breathing and quickly sat up. After taking two breaths, he saw Kurotsuchi looking at him with a red face.

"What are you looking at, you pretty girl, huh!"

"You pervert!" Kurotsuchi raised his leg and kicked Deidara in the face, feeling both ashamed and angry.

Deidara grabbed her ankle with his backhand and said, "Wait, I have a favor to ask!"

"What?" Heitu was puzzled.

"Can you take off your shoes before stepping on my face? It hurts a bit when you step on my face with your shoes on, and the experience is not strong enough."

"Nisnei!!!"

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More than half an hour later, in Zhizo Town.

Deidara with a shoe print on his face and Kurotsuchi humming a stupid song came here.

There was a crack in the door of the Craftsman's House, and light could be seen faintly.

"Mother-in-law, I'm here to get the clothes."

Heitu jumped forward and pushed open the door. The skillful grandma was sitting in front of the sewing machine, pulling the cloth with both hands, and her legs left afterimages.

Even if a senior ninja used the instant body movement technique, he might not be as fast as her legs!

"Little girl, you're here."

Grandma Skillful turned her head and looked at Heitu with a toothless smile.

Heitu was shocked and took two steps back, because the appearance of Grandma Qiaoshou was really scary. Her eyes were as black as a panda and her face was as haggard as a zombie!

"Alas!"

Heitu was so frightened that she almost kicked out, but fortunately she quickly reacted and realized that the zombie in front of her was the owner of the Handy House.

"It's mother-in-law. Why are you so miserable?" Heitu asked with concern.

The skillful grandmother stretched out two trembling fingers.

Heitu grabbed her hand and said, "Mother-in-law, why are you still making gestures when you are like this?"

The skillful grandmother pulled her hand away and continued to make the "V" sign: "You are such a good joke girl. Am I making a "V" sign? I haven't slept for two days and two nights!"

Oh my god! Hearing her words, Deidara and Kurotsuchi straightened their backs and stood in awe.

Deidara was even more concerned and asked, "Old lady, you are so old and still dare to stay up so late. Do you need me to help you order a coffin?"

Granny Hands looked up at him. Almost every villager knew what Deidara looked like, and Granny Hands was no exception.

"You little explosive brat, your mouth is as smeared with arsenic. Don't look at my age. When I was young, I could drink for five days and five nights in the bar without any problem. Two days is nothing to worry about!"

clap clap clap!

Deidara clapped his hands and praised, "Granny, you're really hard to kill, amazing, huh!"

The skillful grandmother rolled her eyes with dark circles under her eyes and continued sewing.

Two hours later, the skillful grandma finally finished her work. She stood up and shook open her robe.

This is a short-sleeved, high-collared robe with a white base color. The sleeves and the hem of the robe are decorated with earthy brown rock patterns, and the three large characters "Fourth Generation" are embroidered on the back.

Deidara felt that she looked familiar and asked, "Grandma, do you have a lover in Konoha..."

Granny Skillful's face darkened, and she said, "The divine robes are all pretty much the same, the only difference is the color and details. Besides, the craftsmanship and details of my robes are not something a mere Konoha tailor can compare to!"

Deidara was not a professional either, and he seemed to understand what the skillful grandmother said. In the end, he walked out of the door holding the freshly sewn divine robe.

It was around 7 o'clock, and many villagers in Iwagakure Village had already gotten up.

The streets were hung with colorful flags and other objects everywhere, and drones kept flying in the sky, casting holographic projections of Deidara's image and various words of blessing played in a loop.

Today is the succession ceremony for the Fourth Tsuchikage!

It was just daybreak, but the atmosphere was already very lively, with people talking animatedly everywhere.

At the same time, a large number of people from other villages also arrived at the village gate.

They had come here specifically to watch the ceremony. As soon as they entered the Iwagakure Village, they felt as if they had entered modern society from primitive times.

High-tech products are everywhere. The villagers of Iwagakure Village even ride on magnetic levitation vehicles. There are also many service robots on both sides of the streets, and you can ask them for directions.

The air was unimaginably clean. I had thought that the Iwagakure Village would be dusty.

Unexpectedly, the air is even more refreshing than that of the Land of Fire. This is because an environmental circulation purification system has been added. The air of the entire Iwagakure Village has been purified and the temperature can be adjusted to a comfortable temperature.

There are many things I have never seen in my life.

These outsiders were completely enlightened. Their curiosity and yearning for the Iwagakure Village reached its peak at this moment. They almost forgot that they came to attend the Tsuchikage succession ceremony.

"What a prosperous village! Even the once number one village, Konohagakure, can't even compare to Iwagakure, right?"

"You are talking nonsense. Have you ever seen those iron lumps flying in the sky in Konoha!?"

"I really want to take one home, it's so beautiful!"

"Haha, you can try it. By the way, I tell you, there was a guy who did this yesterday and was beaten up by that iron lump. A dignified Chunin was beaten up in the street without any ability to fight back! It was too brutal."

"So scary?"

"So scary!"

A few strangers were whispering to each other, and when they talked about the iron lump that could beat people, they couldn't help but look up.

The sky was full of additional security robots, which they called iron lumps for beating people.

This is because the security team was too busy, so they hurriedly made a batch of robots. All of them were made using the main body of the Gangli Style Technique recorded in the Ninjutsu scroll, and then equipped with various metal parts to increase their combat power and keep them floating in the air.

Their official name is "Rock Guards".

These rock statue guards are all equipped with weapon systems, capable of long-range machine gun fire and ultra-long-range electromagnetic cannon strikes.

Close combat records the essence of the major physical skills schools of the Hidden Rock Village. Ordinary jonin will be at a disadvantage after less than 5 minutes against these rock statue guards.

The emergence of various types of robots also made the Iwagakure ninjas feel pressured.

In fact, at this time, Iwagakure was already on the verge of transformation, and the ninja school was now mainly teaching new teaching materials provided by Deidara's clone, and was preparing to take a scientific route.

After all, as for the qualities of a ninja, once the AI ​​knowledge transmission cabin is developed, we can create a theoretical ninja with just one click.

If combined with Orochimaru's Hashirama cell gene strengthening liquid which is still in the theoretical stage, it would be easy to create a jonin or even a Kage-level strongman.

"Sometimes I am afraid of the power of technology. No wonder Kawaki was born in the future and said that the era of ninjas has passed. Facing such overwhelming power, traditional ninjas are indeed not enough."

Deidara stood on the top floor of the Tsuchikage Building, looking down at the entire Iwagakure Village and sighed from the bottom of his heart.

Kurotsuchi asked curiously, "Who is Kawaki?"

Deidara said calmly: "A paranoid who is not worth mentioning... The succession ceremony is about to begin, let's go down and prepare first."