Naruto: A certain blond handsome man who always brings his sister to fame

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The deep pit above the earth was still emitting faint steam. Deidara landed and threw away the daimyo casually.

The other party seemed to be stunned by the explosion.

The fan-shaped crown had tilted to one side, and the hair was lying back in a mess, probably blown away by the blast.

"How is it? Do you understand the pain a little... ahem, do you understand what power is a little?" Deidara squatted down, patted the daimyo's face with his hand, and smiled warmly.

The daimyo nodded stupidly and murmured, "I understand, I understand. Red Bean Paste Private Marseille, I am just a mortal, but I dared to challenge the authority of the ninja master. I deserve to die..."

"Tsk!"

Deidara frowned, wondering if this guy was scared silly.

A stupid daimyo cannot serve as a tool to govern the country. While thinking about letting the daimyo's son take over, Deidara casually kneaded some detonating clay.

Seeing Deidara pinch out another white bomb, the Daimyo instantly came back to his senses.

He struggled backwards, his heels plowing the ground.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me! I'll be your dog, very obedient, woof woof woof!"

Deidara's face turned pale instantly. Just imagine a greasy middle-aged man, wearing the Qinqu costume he used to play with his wives, and shouting that he wanted to be your dog. How horrible it is!

Immediately, Deidara stood up and kicked the daimyo in the face:

"If you want to be my dog, you can reincarnate as a woman in your next life, or I can give you a ride and help you pick lychees so that you can become a completely new human being. Hmm!"

"I don't want to pick lychees, what do you want me to do in exchange for letting me go?!"

Although the daimyo was afraid, he was not stupid. He understood that Deidara must have kept him around because he was useful to him.

I just don't know what the cost is.

"It's easy for me to let you go. From now on, the Iwagakure Village will officially become the "regular army" of the Land of Earth. The military expenses you provide to us must be more than those you provide to your own army.

In addition, I will arrange for management robots to be stationed in the administrative department of the Land of Earth. From now on, the Land of Earth, the Tsuchikage will be the real decision-maker. And you, the daimyo, will be an auxiliary staff member in managing the country, do you understand?"

it's over...

The daimyo stood there in a daze with a pale face. He didn't understand what a robot was, but he understood that the family business of the Land of Earth that had been passed down from generation to generation was destroyed in his hands.

From now on, the Kingdom of Earth will have a new ruler, and he will no longer have the final say.

In the next few days, Deidara stayed in the capital to deal with follow-up events, mainly to clean up the stubborn ministers. After several rounds of nuclear explosions, no one objected anymore.

After all, how could a dead person have any objections?

After doing all this, the Land Kingdom officially announced the abolition of the one country, one village system.

In the new Land of Earth, there will be only one absolute leader, and that is the Tsuchikage!

As for the daimyo? He became a diplomat in the administrative department, receiving a fixed monthly salary, and after his death, the title of daimyo would be officially eliminated.

At the same time, the resignation letter submitted by the Tsuchikage Ōnoki was approved, and the new Tsuchikage succession ceremony will be held in three days.

There was an uproar in the ninja world.

The Tsuchikage Ōnoki himself was completely confused by this. He was still drinking tea at home when suddenly someone came to him with a message, telling him that the country and the village had been unified, and that the Tsuchikage was the leader!

"Deidara, how dare you be so reckless! I asked you to ask for the appointment letter, and you dared to do such a thing privately!"

Ohnoki was really feeling angry. Deidara was being too reckless. He was the daimyo, how could he easily agree to the fusion of Kunimura and let the Tsuchikage be the leader? It went without saying that Deidara had used some extraordinary means!

Deidara sat in the chair with a relaxed look, tapping his right hand on the table, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, hey, old man, watch your tone. I am the Tsuchikage now. Although I haven't officially taken the position, this is already an established fact. Hmm!"

"You little brat, you really don't take me seriously!" Ohnoki picked up his rock fist and hit him twice.

Deidara covered his head and yelled, "Cough Chicken! You'll regret it if you dare to attack the future Tsuchikage!"

"That's enough, I'm still the Tsuchikage now!" Ohnoki replied angrily.

After being choked, and seeing that Deidara was still as fearless as a dead pig, Ohnoki could only give up helplessly and sighed: "If you use violence to force the daimyo like this, the other four major countries will not sit idly by."

Among the five great nations, there were both conflicts and cooperation.

When such a situation of ninjas threatening daimyo occurs, the daimyo of the other four major countries will certainly not sit idly by. After all, if they leave it alone and do not show their attitude, who knows if their own ninjas will do the same.

Before Ōnoki could continue to educate Deidara, an ANBU broke in:

"Big news, Third Tsuchikage-sama! Urgent information from the Anbu: Kirigakure Village raided the Daimyo's mansion in the Land of Water, and a war broke out between the two sides. Kirigakure captured the Daimyo's mansion in one hour in a blitzkrieg. Now the Land of Water has officially announced that it will abolish the one-country-one-village system, and the Mizukage will be elected as the sole decision-maker in the Land of Water!!"

! !

The Tsuchikage office suddenly became terribly quiet, you could hear a pin drop!

Deidara laughed wantonly and arrogantly. He had never expected that Orochimaru would actually do this. Before this, he had never told Orochimaru about abolishing the daimyo:

"Look, old man, what a stupid old-time system. Someone responded and followed my footsteps so quickly. This proves that I am right, huh!"

Ōnoki opened his mouth, but remained speechless.

The times are changing too fast, and this old man can't keep up with the thinking of young people.

If you think about it carefully, it seems that there is really no reason for the daimyo to exist and provide military funds to the ninja village?

This kind of thing can be done by allowing the ninja village to train talents to govern the country, and there is no need for a daimyo at all. It can only be said that it is the ideological education from ancient times to the present that has allowed the existence of daimyo to take great advantage.

"Oh, forget it. Since that's the case, I won't say any more. Just let you do it." Ohnoki was convinced.

Deidara smiled smugly, stood up and said, "Since you have no objection, I will go back and let my robots help me weave the Tsuchikage God Robe."

"No!" Oonoki suddenly floated in front of Deidara, his face more solemn than ever.

Deidara was shocked by the old man for a moment, "What, what happened?"

Ohnoki looked at him dimly and said, "The Tsuchikage's divine robe must be woven by hand. How can machine-made clothes have souls?"

Deidara: "... You are such a humorous old man. Then please help me to make one custom. I don't know any good tailors for this one."

"No problem, just leave it to me."

Ohnoki patted his chest and generously took the responsibility for the task.

After Deidara left the Tsuchikage's office, Ohnoki blinked blankly, and two puffs of white air came out of his rosacea nose: "No, this bastard! I haven't even abdicated yet, but you're ordering me around!"

……

Gaoyan City, a forest of hardwood.

There are still three days before he succeeds to the throne of Tsuchikage. Taking advantage of this time, Deidara comes here according to the information collected by the Anbu.

The intelligence mentioned that the Four-Tails Jinchuriki Lao Zi had appeared here.

As a good blond man who is about to become a permanent sister, he must not allow the Jinchūriki to be stranded outside. With their mediocre strength, they will be defeated by the Akatsuki organization without saying a word.

If he was really caught, where would he, the Tsuchikage, put his face?

And the Five-Tails Jinchuriki, Han, used to stay in the village well, but in the past two years, he suddenly followed the example of Lao Zi and started to travel around the world.

When he catches Lao Zi back, the next one will be Han.