Naruto: A certain blond handsome man who always brings his sister to fame

"Master, what are you doing?"

Uchiha Tajima came over and asked, no matter what, it was a strange thing to open the baby's swaddling clothes to look at the cow.

Deidara calmly wrapped Madara in the swaddling clothes again and said, "It's nothing. I just wanted to check his gender. Oh, and for the problem with his eyes, you can get a new eye. Okay!"

Deidara took out a scroll and handed it to Uchiha Jiji.

Inside is a three-magatama Sharingan, which is easier to open. With Uchiha Ji's talent, he will be able to open another Mangekyo soon.

As for when she went blind, it was only two years ago, when the civil unrest broke out.

Faced with internal and external troubles, she was forced to be more eager to put an end to the abuse of Izanagi within the clan.

That's why she developed Izanami so quickly, thus ending the Uchiha's internal strife and defeating the Senju clan, although the price was the loss of one of her Mangekyō.

Now Deidara is taking advantage of Uchiha Nori's childbirth to give her a Sharingan as a gift.

"Speaking of which, the leader of the Senju clan should have a child by now, right?"

Deidara remembered that since Uchiha Madara was born at this time, it should be natural that Senju Hashirama should also be born, right?

However, his father, Senju Hashirama, was captured for several years, and had been away from the family for a long time. He might not even have had a love life. In this case, Senju Hashirama might have been born a little later.

However, what Uchiha Tajima said next really scared Deidara.

"Senju Butsuma? Ah... that guy does have a child."

"Huh?!" Deidara was surprised and couldn't help but ask, "That guy was imprisoned for several years before returning to his family. How could he get married and have children so soon?"

Uchiha Tajima stroked his chin and said, "It's still in the belly. It will probably take two months for the baby to be born. As for why it's so soon, well... there are rumors that this is his and Senju Tsubakiya's child, but I'm not sure if it's true or not."

"hiss--"

It was a shock! Deidara held his head, his brain shaking wildly.

"Fuck, isn't Senju Tsubakiya his sister?!"

Uchiha Tajima rubbed his head and lowered his voice: "It's just a rumor... But Senju Tsubakiya has indeed disappeared for a long time. I haven't seen her on the battlefield for more than a year. In the past, she always chased me and fought me on the battlefield."

Tajima, you kid, aren't you hinting that Senju Fusuma is a perverted sister-con?... I'm afraid this so-called rumor was spread by you, kid?

Seeing that Deidara didn't quite believe it, Uchiha Tajima added: "Also, it is said that after Senju Butsuma escaped from our family's prison, he had some mental problems. That is... well, how should I put it, he is just a little abnormal."

Deidara squinted his eyes: "You know best whether he has mental problems or is a pervert, huh?!"

Deidara knew a little about Uchiha Tajima's abuse of Senju Butsuma. This kid was simply taking out his anger on Senju Butsuma.

He was the one who enjoyed torturing Thousand-Handed Buddha the most, so it was no wonder that Thousand-Handed Buddha became a psychopath after being tortured.

Hearing Deidara's complaints, Uchiha Tajima could not help but lower his head shyly: "Shy... When I was young, I didn't know any better, so I had no taboos when it came to fighting..."

"It's only been a matter of one or two years. Why are you talking about your youth?"

"Ah... the child vomited milk. I'll go check on the child. Master, take care. Goodbye, Master." Uchiha Tajima ran to pick up the child.

Judging from the look of this traitor, he seems to be trying to change the subject.

However, Deidara didn't want to delve into the matter further, so he didn't ask any further questions.

But speaking of it, if it is Senju Butsukan and Senju Tsubakiya, it seems quite reasonable.

At least it explains why Hashirama Senju, who has the power to crush the ninja world, did not choose to sweep across the five major nations, but insisted on establishing a Konoha Village, guarding this village, and even sending the tailed beast away? !

I never considered what would happen if he died, whether war would break out again, etc.

Although war is inevitable, at the very least, if he unifies the five major countries, peace will last for a considerable period of time.

Besides, with the think tank like Tobirama, they can definitely establish a ninja school. After one or two generations, the five major countries will basically have unified their thoughts.

But he didn't do that.

It can only be classified as a case of trouble caused by close relatives marrying each other.

Moreover, there is a very small probability that a genius offspring will be born from marriage between close relatives, which also explains why the stupid Hashirama and the genius Tobirama are brothers.

Well, the next of kin says, established.

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Another month passed, and after Deidara drank Madara's full moon wine, he bid farewell to Uchiha Tajima.

It's time to return to the original time and space.

He spent quite a long time here, it was basically like he was here for a trip.

Moreover, Uchiha Hikari has not returned from the Land of Lightning yet. She lost Boshiki and is looking for him everywhere, so he plans to go over to take a look and solve the problem of Boshiki at the same time.

Uchiha Tajima watched Deidara go away reluctantly, while Uchiha Jiji, who was holding the child, stood beside him and said:

"Your master is really a strange man."

She touched her left eye, feeling quite emotional. Her blind eye was replaced with a three-magatama eye and she regained her sight.

Uchiha Tajima replied: "Yes, to be honest, I don't even know his origins completely."

"You don't know either?"

Uchiha Tajima nodded: "It is so cruel that I dare not ask more questions."

Uchiha Jiji: "...It's not easy for Brother Tajima to survive."

Uchiha Tajima: "Call me husband."

"Hate it~ The damn devil interrupted again."

In the second half of the night, Uchiha Tajima, who couldn't sleep, got up and went to the family library.

When he opened the family tree, as expected, he did not find any record about Deidara. So he simply picked up his pen and wrote Deidara down, so that future generations could read about the glorious deeds of their master when they looked through the family tree.

But when he was drawing the Mangekyō Sharingan, he had trouble holding the pen.

"To be honest, I have never seen a person with two kaleidoscope patterns. Both kaleidoscope patterns can be turned on and off freely. Obviously, they are both Master's. This is out of the ordinary..."

"Let's just draw another pattern. After all, the kaleidoscope with the space-time pupil technique seems to be very burdensome after using it."

After much deliberation, Uchiha Tajima abandoned the Kamui pattern. After all, he had seen with his own eyes what it looked like after Deidara used it.

So it’s better to draw another one. The other one is what Deidara used when he was rescuing others. The principle is unknown, but it seems to be related to the explosion.

The important thing is, it is a double eye pattern.

Unlike the pattern in that time and space, which only has the left eye, the one-eyed dragon would not look good when recorded.

Only after he finished it did Uchiha Tajima stop writing.

"Perfect! Look at my calligraphy and my painting skills. It will be fine if it is preserved for hundreds of years for future generations to see. It's done."

After pouring a mouthful of poisonous milk into the family tree, Uchiha Tajima jumped back to sleep...

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The Land of Thunder, the Jile Mountain.

There is a special karst cave in a hidden place in the mountains, and inside the cave, a small interstellar exploration ship is parked.

The entire space of this cave has been transformed, like an alien base inside a cave.

However, the alien had already turned into a mummy and fell to the ground.

Moreover, the bodies were covered with various dried plants, which were obviously the cause of their death.

The one who caused all this was naturally Pu Shi. At this time, he had already dived into the energy room of the exploration ship, and he was absorbing the high-purity energy inside.

"I never thought that this group of alien bastards could develop a converter so quickly that can convert their own energy into chakra. If they had more time, they wouldn't even need to capture people and torture them to learn how to cultivate chakra. They could figure out how to refine chakra by themselves. What a terrifying alien civilization!"

Pu Shi sighed as he converted the high-purity energy in the energy room into high-purity chakra.

Even though he hated those people from other worlds, he had to admit that the development speed of the alien civilization was indeed overwhelming theirs.

"But now, it's my turn to enjoy your technology first!"

Spread your arms in the bodhisattva pose and bathe in the energy comfortably.

"I didn't expect there to be so many Pan-Galactic Empire military teams in the timeline jump. It seems they all followed you, right, Boshi?"

Deidara's voice suddenly came from above the energy room. He was well aware of the rigor of the Pan-Galactic Empire, and was even more cautious about things like traveling through time and space.

It is impossible to arbitrarily jump timelines and tamper with history.

Therefore, the most likely scenario is that they are trying to hunt down Boshi, the guy who traveled through time and space, in order to stop Boshi from changing history.

“Ah, whoosh. They came to this dimension just to hunt me down… eh?!”

Pu Shi subconsciously answered the question from above his head, but he was stunned as soon as he finished answering.

He looked up with his neck stiff.

Sure enough, Deidara's golden hair almost blinded his eyes.

"Hey~ Pushi, we meet again."

"Ah!!" Pu Shi screamed like a groundhog in a frenzy: "Damn it, you bastard, you lowly creature, why are you holding on to me!"

Deidara squinted his eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "How funny, didn't you travel through time to kill me? I gave you so many chances and you didn't use them, huh!"

"hateful!"

Pu Shi opened his mouth and sucked in the last bit of energy, swallowing it all into his body, muttering:

"So what if you find me? I have now recovered 80% of my strength. Even if you can defeat me, it will take a lot of time. This time is more than enough for me to open the space door and run away!"

"Oh?"

Deidarado glanced at him. "Are you explaining the current situation to me? You seem confident that you can get away?"

"Obviously!" Pu Shi smiled crookedly.

"Then I'll explain my abilities as well, huh!"

Deidara first closed his eyes, then suddenly opened them, and his eyes transformed into a slowly rotating kaleidoscope pattern.

Three pitch-black sectors surround the black pupil.

If there were any fellow villagers present, they would definitely be able to see that this pattern is exactly the symbol of ionizing radiation!

Da da.

Da da.

Deidara held a stone in his hand and tapped it gently but continuously with his index finger.

"Now I am using the ability of my right eye, "Energy Blast". First, ignore my action of hitting the stone. This action has no meaning. It is only to increase your psychological pressure.

Its true ability is that from the moment my pupil power is activated, everything I touch can begin to continuously accumulate energy according to my wishes.

Does it sound useless? Yes, it is a useless eye technique, because the energy it accumulates comes from the caster. Even if an ordinary person has this eye technique, he can only accumulate all his own chakra into the host object of his choice. At most, it will take ten or eight years to accumulate chakra, and the energy that may burst out will be very terrifying.

But I am different, I have an almost inexhaustible amount of energy in my body, so..."

call out.

Didara stretched out his hand and the pebbles in his hand shot out!

Pu Shi dodged in a panic, but before he could stand firm, the stone fell to the ground and exploded with a loud bang.

The energy equivalent to that of dozens of thousand-ton nuclear bombs exploded violently from the inconspicuous little stone. Coupled with the small space of the cave, it directly collapsed the entire Jilei Mountain!

There was a loud rumbling sound as mountains collapsed, rocks cracked, and the earth broke apart.

It was unknown how long it took for the storm to subside, but Jilei Mountain had already become a large ruin, with countless trees growing slowly...