Naruto: A certain blond handsome man who always brings his sister to fame

A few days later, the Uchiha clan returned to their clan territory.

The two sides fought a fierce battle, which ended with the victory of the Uchiha clan.

The Senju clan went into hibernation, guarding their clan land and no longer taking the initiative to attack other external ninja clans, only to fully recover their strength.

The same thing happened to the Uchiha clan. Although they won, they also suffered huge losses. Fortunately, after winning the battle, they forced the Senju clan to cut their own flesh and blood to survive. Then they just needed to recuperate by taking advantage of the price paid by the Senju clan.

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Half a year later, Uchiha Tajima and Uchiha Jiro held a simple wedding.

During the Warring States Period, all rituals were simplified.

It is impossible to have a wedding that lasts all day because no one knows whether a fight will break out at the next moment.

Another thing is that the Senju clan now hates the Uchiha clan so much that every day, apart from eating and sleeping, they think about how to take revenge on the Uchiha clan.

So everything needs to be kept simple.

If we make such a big show, we will attract the attention of the enemy ninja clan, and they will lead their people to start a war in a minute...

At the wedding, Uchiha Tajima happily drank sake one cup after another and toasted each other.

Deidara sat in a corner, feeling quite emotional. He didn't expect that this guy would get married so soon. Although in the Warring States period, Uchiha Tajima's marriage was considered late.

But Deidara was still very envious. After all, although he had two women around him now, he could only look at them but not eat them.

Those two basically fight whenever they meet, which is really a headache.

Unlike Uchiha Tajima, who has pure love and childhood sweethearts, there is no need to worry about harem fire, so he wins.

"Master, why are you sitting here?"

Uchiha Tajima noticed Deidara in the corner and immediately came over with a glass of sake to toast him. At the same time, he couldn't help wondering, why is the master still sitting here when a good seat has been arranged for him?

"It's comfortable here. Master, I'm in the late stage of I-life. I'm not used to showing off in front of others, huh!"

After hearing this, Uchiha Tajima realized that his master had started talking nonsense again.

Most likely it's because he drank too much.

"By the way, Master, have you confirmed who my master's wife is?" Uchiha Tajima leaned close to Deidara's ear and asked in a low voice.

It's not that he is gossiping, but Uchiha Hikaru and Kurotsuchi stick to Deidara all day long, and as a disciple standing by, he doesn't know how to address those two people.

But those two people really liked to hear him call her "Master's Wife". If they were to separate, he could still call her "Master's Wife" without any pressure.

But if the two were present at the same time, he would be so desperate that he would not dare to shout at anyone. If he did, he would probably become the first clan leader to die in the history of the Uchiha clan...

"You traitor, are you itching for trouble again?!"

Deidara was just finding this matter a headache, and Tajima actually dared to mention it in front of him.

"No! I just want to share my worries with you. Do you know the lover's tears in the desert?"

"What the hell?"

Uchiha Tajima put his hand to his mouth and said mysteriously, "That's a legend brought by traveling merchants from the Kingdom of Wind. It has only become popular recently. It says that a Gobi village disappeared overnight, leaving only lush forests. Everyone says that the oasis was formed by the tears of lovers..."

"No, I understand the truth, but what does this have to do with lover's tears?"

"Because the lake in the center of the oasis is as pure and clean as the tears of lovers? In short, that place has now become a favorite place for lovers, and many people go there for pilgrimage every day. I think that the master should take whichever mistress he likes!

But I think Master should be able to take both of them down, so I've found another place, which is the Moonlight Lake in our Fire Country. I'm sure I'll have two more Master's wives when I come back from there!"

Deidara squinted at Uchiha Tajima, who was talking excitedly and spitting saliva, and said calmly: "My dear disciple, you seem to like gossiping about your master?"

Uchiha Tajima suddenly felt a chill on his neck: "Uh, um, I was just talking nonsense, I'm going to make a toast!"

After saying that, he slipped away.

Deidara, on the other hand, stayed where he was and thought carefully about the feasibility.

It seems like you can really try it.

Anyway, he still stayed in the Warring States period, wasn't it to witness the birth of Uchiha Madara? This period of time was a good time for him to travel around.

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The next morning, Deidara woke up from his sleep in a daze. Some fairy was pressing down on him, making it difficult for him to breathe.

When he opened his eyes, he saw that Heitu had spread his legs and clamped them on both sides of his waist, leaning forward with his hands on his chest, doing the trick he used to treat his brother - the duck sit.

"Heitu, hurry up and get up, I'm dying!"

Kurotsuchi said unhappily, "Damn you Deidara, you forgot everything you said yesterday and you're still sleeping so late?!"

Yesterday? What did you say yesterday?

Deidara covered his head and thought back, he could only remember that he attended his apprentice's wedding yesterday, and that was all.

By the way, how did you get back?

Seems like a blackout?

Seeing Deidara like this, Kurotsuchi immediately covered his face, his teeth clacking, "Brother Deidara, you said you would take me to the Lover's Oasis in the desert, and you even asked your apprentice to send that vixen away to do a mission. Have you forgotten everything?"

What the hell? Deidara was shocked.

Is he so efficient when he's drunk? He actually sent Uchiha Hikaru away first and then went to meet Kurotsuchi. Damn, his personality has been switched!

Gudong.

Deidara swallowed and had to go this time.

Looking at Kurotsuchi's flushed face and expectant expression, you can tell that he can't refuse at all. If he refuses, he might be buried in the Warring States Period...

It was all the fault of that traitor Tajima, who suddenly told him some nonsense stories told by a traveling merchant, causing him to talk nonsense after getting drunk.

"Let me brush my teeth and wash my face, we'll leave today, ok!"

Heitu nodded vigorously like a little chicken pecking at rice: "Yeah, Deidara is the best!"

Zilala... Deidara felt like an electric shock and almost couldn't help but pick up Kurotsuchi and throw him over his shoulder.

This girl looks like a sweet girl when you stroke her hair in the same direction, but her hair will stand up immediately when you stroke her hair in the opposite direction. She suddenly switched to sweet girl mode, which made Deidara a little uncomfortable.

After everything was done, Uchiha Tajima had packed his luggage and was waiting for Deidara outside the clan territory.

Deidara took the luggage from him, stuffed it into the sealing scroll, and said with a slanted eyebrow: "My good disciple, you are not expecting me to leave, are you?"

"how come?!"

Uchiha Tajima cried out in injustice: "I am only thinking about Master's lifelong happiness. If Master doesn't want to go, I actually have a secret massage technique that I guarantee will make Master's wife obey you completely if I use it on her!"

Deidara slapped him on the back of his head a few times: "Xiao Yan, right? Xiao Xun'er, right! You and your sister Zhili look familiar to me. It turns out that you have been refining copper since you were a child!"

Uchiha Tajima ran away in panic: "Master, I was also copper when I was a child! How can this be called copper refining! This is called childhood sweethearts!"

"whispering sound."

In Deidara's opinion, Uchiha Tajima's behavior was blatant copper smelting. How could anyone have any thoughts about a woman he had known since childhood wearing open-crotch pants?

Only gentlemen have this hobby.

"Deidara!"

Kurotsuchi, who had packed his luggage, also came over. From a distance, he was calling Deidara with full energy, and it was obvious that he was looking forward to this two-person trip.

"Sister Kurotsuchi!"

Deidara hugged the black soil that rushed towards him like a small beast, smoothed its fur, and then began to mold a clay flying dragon.

Uchiha Tajima on the side was watching this scene with a dead look on his face. Damn, Master, you’re not much better!

He vaguely remembered that Master Deidara and Master Kurotsuchi also grew up together as childhood sweethearts. You two were childhood sweethearts, and I was a pervert and a copper smelter since I was a child. Okay, okay, this double standard is really cool!

Deidara ignored Uchiha Tajima's crazy inner complaints, and left on the clay dragon while holding his sister Kurotsuchi.

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After several days, the two arrived at the Kingdom of Wind.

According to the map given by Uchiha Tajima, we arrived at the so-called Lover's Oasis.

In fact, these names were all chosen on the spur of the moment. To Deidara, this place was always a bit weird. After all, it was originally a desert village, but it became an oasis overnight.

It's weird no matter how you think about it.

Maybe there are countless corpses soaking in the so-called clear and pure lake. As soon as you enter the water, you will be grabbed and dragged under by hundreds of corpses floating underwater.

I don’t know what I said after I got drunk, but I actually tricked Heitu into coming to such a weird place.

In the desert, there are actually many people approaching this oasis, basically they are couples.

And at the entrance of the oasis, there are people selling tickets!

Damn it, Deidara felt cheated instantly. No wonder the traveling merchant told the story of the appearance of this oasis. It turns out there is an industrial chain!

After paying the money with a gloomy face, Deidara took Kurotsuchi in.

There is a saying that goes, since you are here, you are here.

Anyway, if the scenery is not worth it after entering, Deidara will still ask for the money back, and if he doesn't give it, he will blow it up.

He has always been like this. Since he was a child, he has never obeyed the teachers' discipline in the ninja school. He would attack those teachers who had no professional ethics if they disagreed with him. He would not pay for the food if he did not like it. If any boss was so blind as to force him to pay, he would blow up his shop.

Because of these, it is common to spend more time in jail than at home.

Fortunately, after entering this so-called lover's oasis, Deidara found that the scenery inside was quite good.

If it weren't located in the desert and it was not during the Warring States Period, he would have wanted to stay here and retire.

The only drawback is that these plants grow irregularly, which makes them seem arbitrary and unnatural.

It's like...it was artificially induced.

More importantly, these tree species are not suitable for growing in the desert, but they do have some Wood Release flavor in them.

At this moment, Deidara thought of the escaped Boshiki...