Naruto: A certain blond handsome man who always brings his sister to fame

"Okay, okay, you can sue me when you get back. Don't cry."

Deidara casually picked up the hem of Kurotsuchi's robe, then pulled it up and wiped the tears and snot from her face.

Because the movements were so smooth and natural, Kurotsuchi didn't realize that Deidara was using her clothes, and thought that Deidara had a change of heart and came to comfort her.

After wiping it, Deidara asked again: "How is it? Are you not hurt?"

Heitu wiped the corner of his eye with a sob and said vaguely: "Um... my stomach hurts a little bit."

"how come?"

Deidara looked at her stomach with a little surprise, then said, "That shouldn't be the case. She threw you to the ground, and you fell flat on your face. Your butt should hurt, not your stomach."

"Are you sick, Deidara? Wuuuu..." Kurotsuchi burst into tears, and the emotions that had just been calmed down were suddenly out of control.

After a round of chaotic comfort, Deidara finally calmed down Kurotsuchi's emotions.

Uchiha Hikaru watched this scene carefully, thinking seriously whether he should cry like Kurotsuchi? It seemed like a good idea, at least it could attract all of Deidara's attention.

Deidara turned around and was frightened by Guang's eyes. Damn, is this guy going to cry too?

Fortunately, Uchiha Guang did not do so. She felt it was a bit embarrassing to cry in front of a woman like Kurotsuchi and did not want to do so.

Seeing that both of them had calmed down, Deidara finally introduced them to each other's names and other information, and the two sides had a friendly exchange.

It was nothing more than Kurotsuchi sneered and snorted: "Deidara, are you so hungry? You couldn't stand the loneliness after coming to this era and found a clumsy substitute to replace me? Humph, well... Although we both have black hair and black eyes, she can't replace me..."

Uchiha Hikaru sneered, "Oh, stop slandering Deidara-kun here. The lecherous Deidara-kun just wants to do this and that to you (telegraph muting), then press it directly on the * and do that and that (long muting), and finally do that and that hard (birds singing and flowers blooming), and finally throw you, a rag doll that he is tired of playing with, aside. You are the dispensable one!"

Oh shit… Deidara was horrified, why was his dear Hikari saying only sweet words that needed to be muted?

He vaguely remembered that Guang was a pure, cool, broken and lovable girl like a glass of boiled water a few years ago!

How could he know that it is very difficult for humans to understand themselves. Just a few years ago, they were like a glass of plain water, but no matter what, they could not stand the fact that there was always a cup of dark and dirty ink around them.

I, Deidara, am the dirty ink that taints the plain water.

During the long time they spent together, Guang also secretly memorized a lot of auspicious words.

Now, I imitated Deidara and delivered a burst of bird songs and flower fragrance, which shocked the whole audience. Even my childhood friend Kurotsuchi's pupils were shocked. I couldn't help but feel that I was not as good as her in terms of trash talk...

"Ahem, that, Guang-chan~ You can't say these things carelessly, it really damages your image. When I think of this, I feel like I have done something immoral..."

Uchiha Hikaru turned to look at Deidara, squinted his eyes and smiled with his head tilted. It was obviously a very sweet smile, but Deidara read it as a meaning that sooner or later, I will make you completely belong to me.

At this moment, Deidara felt a chill in his heart.

I don't know why, but I always feel like my neck itches when I smile at Guang with narrowed eyes, and I think of Makoto for no apparent reason...

"Damn it! Deidara, she said such nasty things to me, help me scold her!"

Kurotsuchi desperately tugged at Deidara's sleeve.

On the other side, Uchiha Hikaru also pulled up Deidara, "Deidara-kun is mine, I won't help you!"

It’s a headache. It’s such a headache!

Deidara felt like his head was going to split apart. In order to survive, he jumped up on the spot to break free from the two men. Then he took off like an angry crow and landed like a tiger. Finally, he seamlessly smashed a walnut with his head, and actually knelt down smoothly to knock out a sand pit!

"I was born as a human being and had an ambiguous relationship with two beautiful girls with fair skin, slim waist and long legs at the same time! ~ But please allow me to say my last words. If possible, please don't fight anymore. I will use my shadow clone to serve you well and will definitely make you forget the unpleasant things..."

Before he could finish his words, Deidara was already stepped on by Kurotsuchi and Uchiha Hikaru.

"Deidara, you are such a scumbag, how dare you say such shameless words!"

"That's right, Deidara-kun, there's no need for you to stay in this world after saying this."

Deidara wanted to cry but had no tears: "Haha... before I die, can you let me say one last word?"

Kurotsuchi and Uchiha Hikaru frowned, looking disdainful.

"Can you let me take a look at your panties before you die? I won't be willing to die as a virgin no matter what, at least let me take a look..."

"Nisunai!!"

Kurotsuchi and Uchiha Hikaru's endurance instantly exceeded their limit, they grabbed Deidara and started the women's mixed doubles.

"Buga——"

Deidara spat out a mouthful of blood. He was beaten to death, in ecstasy, and half of his soul floated away. However, he showed a relieved smile: "Finally, I made them stop fighting each other, Yugada..."

Deidara closed his eyelids with relief, his whole body emitting the aura of a saint, and he fell asleep peacefully.

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hum!

In the ruins of Ditan Temple somewhere in the Kingdom of Wind, a huge energy column penetrates the sky and the earth, and the surrounding space and time are faintly distorted!

A large number of sand dunes collapsed, and the gravel sank downward, forming a super-large quicksand zone.

There were more than a dozen Uchiha people around, watching this amazing energy column from a distance. The chakra fluctuations coming from it were too terrifying.

Just looking at it gives me an irresistible feeling of fear.

"This should be the dragon vein!"

"No wonder we couldn't find it after searching for several years. I didn't expect it to be in a sealed state. Who has such a powerful force that can seal such a terrifying chakra?"

"I'm not sure, but the most urgent thing is to think about how to deal with this dragon vein!"

"Yes, if we allow the dragon vein to release its energy, it will soon attract a large number of ninjas from the Wind Country!"

These Uchiha clan members discussed how to deal with the dragon vein. Otherwise, they might attract a large number of foreign ninjas, which would definitely hinder their mission...

"Yinghe, take the two tribesmen back to the clan first and inform the clan leader of this news!"

"Yes! Captain Souji!"

The tribesman named Uchiha Yinghe immediately took the two tribesmen and rushed towards the Fire Country.

"Scatter, the next thing is..."

Uchiha Souji looked back at all the clansmen and shouted, "Everyone, spread out in the sand and ambush in all directions. Anyone who comes close to spy will have their memory modified with illusion! Try to delay the leak of the dragon vein information as much as possible. Defend it!"

"Defend to the death!!!" everyone responded loudly.

The appearance of the dragon vein would make too much noise, it is impossible for no one to notice it, and it is only a matter of time before it is leaked.

Therefore, Uchiha Souji could not guarantee that he could keep the secret here. He could only try his best to use illusions to confuse the memories of the spies and pass on false information to delay time.

Although this is not foolproof, it is the best way to prevent information leakage.

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Seven days after the dragon vein appeared, eight Uchiha people were killed or injured.

The false news brought out by the Feng Kingdom spies eventually aroused suspicion. After all, ordinary illusions have a time limit, and if a ninja who is proficient in illusions faces a spy who is under illusion, he will notice the clues when asking questions.

Therefore, the news about the dragon vein was leaked.

All the ninja clans, big and small, from the Wind Country sent ninjas here and stationed near the dragon vein.

With such a large number of ninjas stationed there, Uchiha Souji did not dare to stop them by force, as this would be an act of seeking death.

He could only hide and lie dormant nearby with his people.

boom!

Somewhere in the desert, an Uchiha punched the wall, venting his emotions unwillingly:

"Damn it! These ninjas from the Wind Country are like wolves that have smelled blood. They are coming so fast!"

Uchiha Souji sighed and said helplessly: "There is no other way. We can only wait for the follow-up support from the clan. Speaking of which, it has been a week. Yinghe has almost led the clan members into the Kingdom of Wind, right?"

"They should be back soon. Yinghe and the two clansmen he brought with him are all ninjas with excellent teleportation skills. They should be back in about seven days..."

"Maybe if we wait another two days, support will arrive."

"Yes, just wait patiently."

Just as the Uchiha were hiding in the Gobi Desert to discuss, there was a sudden deafening roar outside, followed by an earth-shaking movement!

Literally, the earth is shaking!

Sand dunes within a radius of tens of kilometers poured down and turned over, and the sand dunes near the dragon veins were so exaggerated that they seemed to form right angles!

A large amount of sand and gravel flowed into the deep underground where the dragon vein was located, and was then rushed into the sky by the dragon vein's huge chakra. For a moment, the sky was blocked by sand and gravel, and it was dark, as if the end of the world had come!

Sha la la...

Sand and gravel began to rain from the sky, it was a horrible scene!

And in this dark and lightless world, only the energy column of the dragon vein emits dazzling purple light!

Tread.

Two figures wearing foreign robes actually walked out slowly from the energy column. As they walked, they looked at the hundreds of ninjas around them with disdainful eyes!