Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

Doria's breathing stagnated, and she looked at Baijun with a look that was difficult to describe.

"You..." Doria organized her words and felt that her vocabulary was not enough.

At least so far, it is difficult for her to describe Bai Jun's current neurotic state in normal language.

Does he really not know that while you can eat whatever you want, you can’t spend money carelessly?

He swore to the devil.

Is that something he can say?

After hesitating for a long time, Doria finally said, "Do you know that a few days ago, someone in the Fairy Tale Department made a vow but did not fulfill it, and was struck to death by lightning?"

Bai Jun put down his hand and replied with a smile: "I know."

He said lazily, "If you couldn't keep your oath to me, you would be chopped to ashes in front of me."

Doria's eyes widened for a moment: "...What???"

"What did you do to that man?"

Two voices landed at the same time.

In addition to Doria, the other one was Bai Yunsheng, who sat up in shock from his dying illness after hearing something interesting.

Bai Yunsheng curiously asked: "What oath did you ask him to swear to you? Why did he swear to you? And then he couldn't do it and was killed?"

Baijun made a stop gesture.

"One by one." Bai Jun said: "First, I didn't make him swear. Secondly..."

Bai Jun paused, spread his hands, and seemed to have a headache: "He was the one who insisted on pestering me, saying that he liked me, loved me, and was willing to go through fire and water for me and give everything for me."

Doria said "Oh" numbly and understood.

Bai Yunsheng still didn't quite understand: "Does this have anything to do with his oath and being struck to death by lightning?"

The white fungus just smiled and said nothing.

"Of course there is a connection." Doria gritted her teeth and said, "What do you think he would say to someone who is pestering Baijun and saying those words to him just now?"

Bai Yunsheng hesitated and said, "Go away? Go as far as you can."

Dorea rolled her eyes: "That's you."

If Bai Yunsheng encounters such an inexplicable person who comes up to him and pesters him for no reason, he will slap the person in the face and tell him to get as far away as possible.

But white fungi obviously don't do that.

What would the white fungus say?

Pinocchio replied: "He would say: 'Really? But I don't believe it.'"

Bai Yunsheng: “Ah?”

Bai Yunsheng didn't quite understand: "Why?"

"Because I really don't believe it." Bai Jun responded: "Is it strange?"

The facts are very similar to what Pinocchio said.

White fungus indeed said so.

So, what is the best way to prove to the person you love that you are telling the truth?

Of course I swore!

The content and steps of the oath are similar. Basically, they are all about being as cruel as possible, with things like "dying a horrible death and being struck by lightning" and "all of a sudden being struck by lightning" all coming to mind.

Maybe when you make a vow, you really think you can keep it.

Or maybe they think that it's just a few empty words, and they won't be subject to any substantial punishment.

But after all, the oath was made.

"It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married. Some things can't be stopped. I really can't stop them."

Bai Jun said nonchalantly, "Anyway, after he swore an oath and said a few words, he was struck by eight lightning bolts right in front of me and turned into ashes. But after all, I didn't start it, so even though I was close to him, I wasn't affected at all."

...This is truly an immediate retribution in this life.

Then he looked at Doria and said, "You just asked me if I knew?"

Bai Jun smiled: "Of course I know. I'm the person involved and I was at the scene first."

Doria: “…”

Doria almost put the white fungus on the forehead of the person who dared to swear.

"As for my swearing, it was of course to reassure you. After all, there is a precedent, and I am not the kind of person who would seek death. Swearing an oath can make what I say more credible, which is good."

Bai Jun raised his hand and pointed at the door: "This is one of the few times I am kindhearted. I let you go to the bottom of the sea early to watch the show, not to let you die in the explosion."

"But if you had arrived earlier, there would not have been this explosion at all."

He said slowly: "After all, the relationship between sisters is always better than that between others."