Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

"Have you been possessed, Baijun?" Bai Yunsheng couldn't accept it and collapsed. "Although it was wrong of us to sell you without informing you, you shouldn't be so vicious as to destroy my pure eyes. If I had known it would be like this, I might as well have poked my own eyes out outside."

Bai Jun watched him perform quietly, raised his fork and tapped the plate a few times: "Stop, you're overdoing it."

Doria chewed the cake she had just been fed, and her eyes turned over, her cheeks bulging like a little hamster.

Bai Yunsheng looked at him with resentment, speechless.

Three seconds later, with the help of Ming Lai, he climbed up from the ground nimbly: "Although it was a bit of an act, I was indeed disgusted."

Bai Yunsheng was puzzled and couldn't understand: "You are a man, why do you wear more makeup than me? And you even wear a fucking wig?! Thank you, I don't want to be this woman."

The silver-gleaming fork brushed past Bai Yunsheng's cheek and was nailed to the wall along with a few strands of severed hair.

Bai Jun slowly withdrew his hand, picked up the new towel on the tray and wiped his fingers.

"Bai Yunsheng, if you say one more word, it won't be your hair that's nailed to the wall next time."

Bai Yunsheng: “…”

Bai Yunsheng turned to look at Ming Lai: "No, did you see what he did just now? He threatened me!"

Ming Lai looked hesitant and opened his mouth: "Well... uh... actually..."

After hesitating for a long time, he finally said, "Actually, I only saw the fork fly over and get nailed to the wall, but I didn't see how it flew over. Also, the little white mushroom should just be joking with you, don't take it to heart."

Bai Yunsheng: “…”

"So the world is complete where only I'm hurt, right?"

Duo Ruiya finally swallowed the cake in her mouth: "Sister Bai, don't be angry. Although you don't look as good as Brother Baijun with makeup, I still like you very much!"

Bai Yunsheng not only did not feel comforted, but felt a chill in his heart.

"thank you."

She said faintly, "I don't really want to be compared with him in beauty. Besides, I've only put on makeup once, and it's already pretty good to look like that."

"The thin eyebrows are connected into a straight line to the temples, the face is as white as paper with foundation and loose powder, the highlights and shadows are all over the place, and finally a mirror-like lipstick in the color of rotten tomatoes is applied..." Baijun finally smiled and commented: "It's really good, especially in the middle of the night. You don't need to cosplay to go out and you'll be a ready-made female ghost."

Bai Yunsheng was furious: "Go to hell! You are just making fun of me now. Why didn't you remind me when I was painting it?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present fell silent.

Ming Lai hissed and said helplessly: "Well, how should I put it? In fact, we have reminded you tactfully."

Doria held her chin up and continued, "Really, Sister Bai, we did advise you at that time. You really didn't hear it. When you were halfway through painting and asked him how he felt, the captain hesitated for a long time before praising you: 'Your foundation has a good concealer effect. The color is as white as the wall. There are no flaws at all.' Was he gently reminding you that the foundation was too fake white?"

Baijun was not very willing to take the blame for this sudden incident.

"Well, I didn't remind you." He said, "I thought I could save your bad taste by throwing away your peacock blue, seductive purple, fluorescent green eyeshadow and that dead Barbie pink lipstick."

"But it turns out that your touching aesthetics and amazing makeup skills are beyond my imagination."

"It's my fault. I should have transferred the money directly to my account when you spent a lot of money to buy that pile of junk."

"But speaking of money, I suddenly remembered something."

Bai Jun looked at Bai Yunsheng's head, which was gradually shrinking due to guilt, and made a final move: "I really want to know, whose account has the money from selling me to the Rose Mansion gone to now? And, are you coming here now to transfer the money to me?"