Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"This isn't the first time for us. You should know my credibility. I promise to just touch it and return it to you after that."

Although the Heart of God had not been handed over yet, Nangong Ya felt that Zhongli would not be able to return, so she did not ask Zhongli for help, but instead set her sights on Rosaline and Tartaglia.

"Hey, little sister, it's not good to be too greedy."

Before Rosaline could reply, Tartaglia next to her was unhappy. He had already learned from Rosaline that she had previously agreed on a cooperation with Morax, and the Heart of the Rock God would soon be handed over to Rosaline.

And just like Rosalind's reaction when she first saw Nangong Ya, he would naturally not allow this attempt to "snatch" the Heart of God.

"Hmm? I haven't settled the score with you yet, Psyduck. If you hadn't released Osel, would I have been beaten so badly?"

"But... Da Ya?"

"Little sister, even if you are an immortal, you should at least be polite!"

"I won't!"

Nangong Ya and Tartaglia glared at each other, one was waiting for the other to make the first move so that he would have a reason to touch him, while the other couldn't bear to do anything to a little girl.

Seeing the two people arguing, Rosalin watched silently, with an expression of enjoying a good show.

'somebody is coming……'

Rosaline sensed something and turned to look outside, just in time to see Ying and Paimon pushing the door open.

"..."

"Leave Xiaoya!"

Seeing the two Fatui executives, Ying subconsciously felt that Nangong Ya and Zhongli were in danger, so he quickly spread his wings and kicked towards Tartaglia.

"and many more!"

Tartaglia was startled and hurriedly surrounded himself with water elements as a shield.

However, facing Ying's powerful attack, the water element was instantly kicked away, and Ying kicked Tartaglia's raised hand.

Although Ying did not use his full strength, the entire floor of the room cracked after Tartaglia took the kick, and he was forced to take two steps back.

"Ahem, this is just a misunderstanding."

Although he was not seriously injured, Tartaglia still gave a bitter smile. Ying's strength was beyond his imagination. Even if he kept working hard to become stronger, it would probably take some time for him to catch up.

But fortunately, there was still hope of catching up, so he did not get discouraged.

"Humph, what kind of misunderstanding could there be?"

Paimon also followed Ying, floating in the safe area behind Ying, folding his arms and humming.

"Traveler, now that the two Fatui executive officers are here, why not catch them all in one fell swoop!"

Seeing the two annoying executives, Paimon made a suggestion to Ying.

"Right on my mind."

Ying protected Nangong Ya and Zhongli behind him and took out his edgeless sword.

"Don't worry, Sister Ying. If you beat them, I won't be able to steal... their God's Heart."

Nangong Ya quickly grabbed Ying.

Although Ying does not seem to have unlocked his full strength, judging from his performance at the time, it should not be a problem for him to deal with Tartaglia and Rosaline.

If they were really driven away, wouldn't Zhongli not take out the Heart of the Geo God?

"Hmph, let's not waste time if that's the case... As agreed, I'm here to take your Heart of God, Morax."

Rosaline ignored Ying who suddenly broke in and looked at Zhongli.

Although she had just recovered and arrived in Liyue not long ago, she had reached a cooperation with Zhongli long before going to Mondstadt. She just had to wait for the right time, that is, to perform the ceremony of inviting the immortals.

"Eh? What are you talking about...?"

Paimon looked at Rosaline with some confusion.

"..."

"The contract has been fulfilled. As you asked, I will give you what was promised."

Zhongli was silent for a moment, then took out his Heart of God that was emitting yellow light.

Although it was a deal, he still had to worry about what Nangong Ya thought of the Heart of God. After all, Wendy had already told him...

If she really becomes the Rock God...

"Hmph, such a condescending tone."

Rosaline's awe of Morax was not as great as the psychological trauma left on her by Nangong Ya. She snorted and took the Heart of the Rock God from Zhongli.

"Wait, wait? So you are Lord Yan?!"

Paimon's eyes widened in shock when he saw Rosaline taking the Heart of the Rock God.

She really couldn't believe that the dignified King of Rock would go out without Mora and live on credit.

"Although this matter is also shocking, but, but why did you give the Heart of God to the Fatui?"

After being shocked, Paimeng hurriedly asked the question that puzzled her and Ying the most.

"Because he wants to retire. He's already tired of working for thousands of years. How comfortable it would be to walk the birds and listen to opera every day after retirement."

Nangong Ya stretched out her hand towards Rosaline. After Rosaline consciously placed the Heart of God in her hand, she took the initiative to explain to Ying and Paimon.

Zhongli: "..."

"That's not right. Why did she give you the Heart of God again? Could it be..."

"Xiaoya, are you also one of the Fatui?"

Seeing Rosaline handing the newly obtained Heart of God to Nangong Ya, Ying and Paimon were shocked again, and Paimon asked with a trembling voice.

"...That's right."

"I am the thirteenth executive officer of the Fatui, codename: Girl."

Seeing Paimon's panic, Nangong Ya smiled evilly and nodded in acknowledgement.

"Wow, traveler, Xiaoya..."

Paimon quickly hid behind Ying's head, probably really believing it.

"Haha, I'm the eleventh executive officer, and you're the thirteenth. Who's the twelfth?"

Hearing Nangong Ya's deliberate teasing of her friend, Tartaglia could not help laughing and cooperated with Nangong Ya in asking questions.

"The twelfth seat is the one next to me, codename: Poor Man."

Nangong Ya was prepared for this question and answered it by pointing at Zhongli next to her.

Twelfth Executor of the Fatui

Zhongli: "..."

Zhongli was silent for a moment and did not interrupt Nangong Ya's actions.

"Wow, Traveler, let's run. There are a room full of Fatui executive officers here..."

Paimon grabbed Ying's hair nervously.

"…I'm sorry Paimon. I kept it a secret from you for so long."

"Actually, I am the Fourteenth Executive Officer of the Fatui, codename: Master."

Seeing that Paimon believed it, Ying looked at him as if he was a fool, then he crossed his arms and started to speak in cooperation.

Paimon: "?"

"Okay, so you guys are having fun with Paimon!"

Only then did Paimon realize that it was Nangong Ya who was deliberately teasing her. She was so angry that she puffed up her cheeks and glared at Nangong Ya and Ying.

"If you want, you can also be the fifteenth executive officer of the Fatui, codenamed Emergency Food."

Seeing Paimeng’s angry look, Nangong Ya spread her hands.

“Who is the emergency food?”

Paimon was so angry that he could only stomp his feet in the air.

"That's enough. The Fatui Executor is no joke."

Rosalin couldn't stand it anymore and ended the farce by shouting loudly.

"The Heart of God has been given to you. Please return it to me after you have touched it."

"Oh……"

Seeing Rosaline urging him, Nangong Ya had no choice but to put the Heart of God on the table and rolled up his sleeves.

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