Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Quick, quick, quick, Zhongli Keqing, what have you seen? Tell this hall master now!"

Shocked by the golden coffin but unable to make out anything, Hu Tao could only shake Zhongli's arm impatiently to urge him on.

"This coffin was probably not made by human craftsmen. The mysterious carvings on the surface seem to be some kind of magic from immortals. Moreover, the material used to cast the coffin is no different from the material used to cast the Mora. It can be said to be a huge coffin-shaped Mora."

"From this, we can confirm that this coffin was most likely made by an immortal or a demon god, and it is very old, so old that it may have been made before Liyue was founded."

"If nothing unexpected happens, it is likely to be the first coffin in Teyvat. Its function may be to bury the demons who died during the Demon War."

As he spoke, Zhongli glanced at Nangong Ya beside him inconspicuously, and the latter glared back with her hands on her hips.

Regardless of the purpose of making this coffin or its actual function, it is naturally similar to what Zhongli said.

"So powerful, doesn't that mean it was built earlier than the Wangsheng Hall..."

Walnut said with her mouth slightly opened in surprise.

As far as she knew, the Hall of Rebirth was originally established after the end of the Demon War in order to fight the plague that swept Liyue.

Although cremation was used to completely eliminate the plague from that time on, both coffin making and burial developed simultaneously.

"Such a good baby..."

With her whole body lying on the golden coffin lid, Hu Tao's eyes were shining and she couldn't help but look at Nangong Ya.

"Xiao Ya, Xiao Ya! Can you put this thing in the Hall of the Dead for worship? Please!"

In Hu Tao's opinion, this golden coffin can be regarded as the treasure of the Hall of Rebirth.

"No, this thing is very precious."

Nangong Ya quickly shook her head. This coffin was a life-saving treasure. When encountering an enemy that she couldn't defeat, she just had to go inside and bury herself in the ground.

"But the things are still yours. I am just helping you to display them. I will also find seven people to take turns to look after and maintain them every day. I guarantee that they will be beautifully displayed for you!"

"..."

Nangong Ya didn't know why a coffin needed to be taken care of and maintained, and this thing didn't need it...

"Forget it. I live in Wangsheng Hall anyway. Since you like it, I'll keep it here, Sister Walnut."

Shaking her head, Nangong Ya simply agreed to Hu Tao's request.

"Great!"

"Someone, take this coffin and offer it to the dead!"

Under Walnut's command, the coffin was lifted up by the members of the Hall of the Reborn.

"Hehe, Xiaoya, how about I make you a sumptuous meal as compensation?"

"...Forget it, forget it. Just worship it if you want."

Hearing Hu Tao's words, Nangong Ya quickly waved her hand, turned around and ran away.

Anyway, I live in the Hall of Rebirth, so I can go and get it whenever I need it.

walnut:"……"

Isn’t the food you cook yourself delicious?

Nangong Ya trotted back to Zhongli, looked around him, then raised her head and looked at him and asked:

"Where's my Xiaobao?"

Although the immature state lasts for a certain period of time, according to Nangong Ya's experience, it should not be so short.

"He dozed off after eating, so I asked him to go back to his room and rest."

Zhongli looked in the direction of his room and explained.

There is not much difference between a young Xiao and an ordinary human child, so he also needs rest.

"Okay, but remember to keep an eye on him. If he gets up in the middle of the night and doesn't dare to go to the bathroom, remember to carry him there, otherwise he might wet the bed."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to nod regretfully and remind Zhongli at the same time.

Zhongli: "..."

Although he really wanted to save Xiao's face, he knew that this situation would indeed occur after he became a child.

"I will pay attention to this matter."

at night.

"Wow, Emperor, Emperor... hasn't arrived yet?"

Holding Zhongli's hand with one hand, the young Xiao was so anxious that he was about to cry, and he didn't dare to take a step.

"We'll be there soon, and you still have to call me Zhongli... Never mind, I'll carry you over."

……

That night, Nangong Ya slept very soundly in the room arranged for her by Hu Tao.

"Xiaobao, let's go. I'll invite you to have breakfast at Wanmin Hall."

As soon as she woke up and came out of the room, Nangong Ya saw the young Xiao walking out of the door of the next room rubbing his eyes. She immediately walked up to him and grabbed his hand.

"Wu, Zhongli..."

The young Xiao resisted and tried to pull his hand free, then turned to look at Zhongli behind him for help.

"Well, I'll go with you."

Zhongli said this while taking the other hand of the young Xiao.

Just like that, the three of them secretly left the Wangsheng Hall while Hu Tao wasn't noticing.

"Hey, good morning, Mr. Zhongli and Nangong Ya!"

As soon as she arrived at Wanmin Hall, Xiangling immediately recognized Nangong Ya and Zhongli, and Guoba next to her waved at the three of them.

"Be good, Xiaobao, hurry up and call someone, call Xiangling sister."

Nangong Ya pointed at Xiangling and reminded the young Xiao like an elder with a child.

However, the young Xiao turned around and looked at Zhongli first. After seeing Zhongli nod, he spoke: "Sister Xiangling."

"Lulu?!"

Before Xiangling could react, Guoba's eyes suddenly widened in shock.

"Hey~ good little brothers, please take a seat quickly. What do you want to eat for breakfast?"

Xiangling suddenly felt much happier.

"One portion of each."

Zhongli replied to Xiangling without any hesitation.

"okay!"

Xiangling responded and immediately went to the kitchen to get busy.

She was not worried at all whether she would not be able to pay for ordering so much. After all, the clothes of these three guests seemed to be prominent, and Zhongli was well-known for his generosity.

"...Zhongli, do you have Mora to settle the bill?"

After watching Xiangling return to the kitchen, Nangong Ya sat down and couldn't help but ask Zhongli.

Ever since she met Zhongli, she started to change her way of speaking and no longer called him Morax in public.

"No."

While Zhongli was helping the young Xiao raise his chair so that he could reach the table, he calmly answered Nangong Ya's question.

"How dare you order so many things without Mora?"

Nangong Ya pretended to be surprised.

"If you have to consider Mora first in everything, it means that everything is tied up by Mora."

Zhongli said this as a matter of course, took out two pairs of chopsticks from the chopstick holder on the table, and handed one pair to the young Xiao.

"..."

OK, the plot dialogue has been triggered!

"Aren't you afraid of being left behind to wash the dishes and pay back the money? The emperor is punished to wash the dishes for eating a free meal, tsk tsk..."

Despite triggering the plot dialogue, Nangong Ya still tried to make Zhongli upset.

"…No problem, just send the bill to the Hall of the Dead."

Zhongli's movements paused noticeably.

"good idea!"

After hearing this, Nangong Ya agreed without hesitation.

Just when the two reached a consensus, Walnut, who couldn't find them in the Hall of Rebirth, was very angry.

"What? I personally prepared breakfast for you and you disappeared!"

"Forget it... Lao Meng, I'll leave the breakfast I prepared to you. Don't waste it. I'm going out to do business!"

Lao Meng: “…”

……

In Wanmin Hall, after tasting the sumptuous breakfast made by Xiangling herself, Nangong Ya slumped in the chair, holding her stomach. The reaction of the young Xiao next to her was similar to hers. Only Zhongli maintained his image and took out a handkerchief to gently wipe his mouth.

"It's not a good idea to eat too much for breakfast. Let's go for a walk to digest it."

Seeing that Nangong Ya and the young Xiao were obviously full, Zhongli shook his head slightly.

The two of them obviously eat as much as children. One of them wants to compete with him in eating, and the other wants to imitate him in eating. As a result, both of them eat too much.

However, the former also caused Zhongli to subconsciously eat a little more than usual.

"Let's go..."

In this way, Nangong Ya and the young Xiao followed Zhongli on the left and right, strolling on the street to digest their food.

Because of her short legs, Nangong Ya walked a few steps slower than Zhongli.

Looking at his seemingly defenseless back, Nangong Ya's heart moved slightly. She rolled up her sleeves, rubbed her hands, and moved closer cautiously. The excitement on her face could not be concealed at all.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, a star the size of a marble appeared out of nowhere and hit Nangong Ya on the forehead. The pain was so severe that she covered her head with her hands and almost cried.

"Damned Morax..."

Muttering with gritted teeth, Nangong Ya had to give up her unrealistic idea of ​​a sneak attack, but she still angrily kicked Tianxing who fell nearby away.

Her purification ability is indeed unique, but due to her lack of personal strength, it is difficult for her to use it against powerful demons. At most, she can bully immortals who are one level lower than the demons, such as Xiao next to her.

And even so, it was difficult for her to avoid being hurt by Xiao, and she could only use the hard-attack method to touch him.

……