Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"I hope I can find my brother soon..."

"I hope Paimon has endless delicious food to eat, I hope Traveler can find her brother soon, and I hope Xiaoya... also has endless delicious food to eat."

On the Yujing Terrace, Ying and Paimeng lined up and burned incense in front of the incense burner and made a wish.

"Hehe, it would be great if it could come true, then Paimon would have endless delicious food to eat~"

Leaving the incense burner, Paimon happily flew around Ying.

"If you say your wish, it won't work."

Ying crossed her arms and smiled, deliberately reminding Paimon.

"Eh? Is that so? No wonder none of Paimon's previous wishes came true. What a pity..."

Hearing Ying's reminder, Paimon scratched his hair in annoyance.

"Alright, alright, the ceremony to invite the immortals seems to be about to begin. Let's go over there quickly."

"Uh-huh!"

Seeing that the ceremony of inviting the immortals was about to begin, Ying and Paimeng hurriedly squeezed into the crowd.

Relying on her excellent physical fitness, Ying easily squeezed to the front row of the crowd and could clearly see the elegant white-haired beauty in cheongsam walking towards her.

She raised her hand to lightly block the sunlight and observed the sky, and soon Ningguang nodded slightly.

"The auspicious time has come."

Ningguang announced the start of the ceremony to summon the immortals, and then controlled four rock gems to fly out in a rotation and land on the incense burner on the altar.

Afterwards, a yellow beam of light burst out from the incense burner and shot up into the sky. This was the key step in the Seven Stars Summoning the Immortals, to invite the Rock King Emperor to come.

However, at this moment, the sky suddenly changed, and in the vortex of dark clouds, a majestic dragon suddenly fell down.

boom--!

The entire altar was knocked over, and screams broke out at the scene. The dragon's head raised slightly, but eventually drooped and became completely motionless.

Ningguang, who was knocked back by the impact, hurried forward and squatted to observe the dragon's situation, while the people of Liyue below could not help whispering.

"Emperor Junyu..."

“Emperor——!”

At this moment, a grief-stricken voice suddenly rang out.

"Woo woo woo, Emperor!"

Ningguang only felt a flash before her eyes, and a petite figure flashed over. A girl with long blue hair threw herself on the lifeless dragon body and burst into tears.

"She is... the offspring of an immortal?"

Ningguang suddenly remembered that the girl in front of her was one of the siblings who were suspected to be the offspring of the Great Sage who Conquers Demons.

That's right, as the descendant of an immortal, he naturally knows the Emperor, so it's inevitable that he feels so sad...

"Luckily I teleported back in time!"

"Wuwuwu Emperor, you died miserably!"

"Without you, how can I live unhappily every day in the future? Wuwuwu!"

Nangong Ya, who felt relieved in her heart, threw herself on the dragon's body and cried. Her grief-stricken voice was so heartbreaking that it made anyone who heard it cry. No one noticed that there was anything wrong with what she said.

Zhongli: "..."

Except for Zhongli who was hiding in the dark and observing.

After Nangong Ya's interruption, Ningguang gently patted her back to comfort her, then turned around and said the famous line.

"The emperor has been killed! Lock down the whole place!"

Following Ningguang's order, the Qianyan Army armed with spears immediately rushed into Yujingtai and blocked the scene.

'Heat up some oil in a pan...'

Nangong Ya muttered silently in her heart.

"Xiaoya is so sad. Could it be that the God of Rock... is dead?"

Looking at Nangong Ya who was crying bitterly in front of the dragon's body, Paimeng said with some horror.

"The Qianyan Army is also questioning suspicious persons near the scene..."

"Huh? We seem to be the suspicious persons near the scene?"

As the interrogating Thousand Rock Army approached, Paimon suddenly realized the problem.

Ying also nodded in agreement.

Since Wendy was unable to answer many of her questions, she still feels that the enemy back then might have been one of the Seven Gods, so she remains on guard.

Ying decided not to fall into the hands of the Qianyan Army, and immediately took Paimon and tried to escape from Yujingtai carefully.

When he was about to escape from Yujingtai, Ying accidentally stepped on the tiles on the ground, and the sound attracted the attention of Qianyan Army.

Ying turned and ran without saying a word. Paimeng panicked and hurriedly chased after him.

"They're here! Catch them!"

As the Qianyan Army shouted, more Qianyan Army surrounded this place.

And Nangong Ya also heard the shouts of the Qianyan Army from afar.

"I will personally catch the murderer who murdered the Emperor!"

Nangong Ya pretended to be angry and rushed towards Ying at an astonishing speed without saying a word.

"..."

Ningguang, who was directing the Qianyan Army to protect the Immortal Ancestor Fa Tu, was a little surprised. In her heart, she completely confirmed that Nangong Ya was the descendant of the immortal.

When Nangong Ya arrived, a man in gray clothes and short brown hair was already holding two water-element swords and defeating the surrounding Qianyan Army.

Nangong Ya recognized his identity at a glance.

The Eleventh Executive Officer of the Fatui, [Prince] Tartaglia.

When he noticed Nangong Ya's arrival, he was alert at first, but then he relaxed when he saw it was a child.

"Xiaoya, you're here too! Let's run!"

Paimeng waved to Nangong Ya, indicating that she should run away with him.

"So it's your partner, follow me."

Tartaglia put away the two water elemental swords in his hands and signaled to Ying and the others.

Nangong Ya naturally had no objection, and followed the young master with Ying and the others, and only stopped when they reached a safe place.

"Huh, we're finally safe. Paimon was almost exhausted..."

Paimon couldn't help but lie on top of Nangong Ya's head to rest, while Nangong Ya opened his eyes wide and observed Tartaglia.

"Excuse me, which muscle is used to fly?"

Ying said something to Paimeng in an unpleasant tone.

"Damn it, my phantom limb is clearly tired from running!"

Paimon turned his head away angrily, then looked at Tartaglia next to him and asked curiously: "By the way... young man, who are you?"

"I know."

Tartaglia was about to answer Paimon's question but was interrupted by Nangong Ya.

Just when everyone, including Tartaglia, was puzzled, Nangong Ya continued with a confident look on her face: "Only the Fatui in this world would dress like this."

"Fools?!"

Paimon and Ying were startled, and Ying immediately took a alert posture.

Although it was Wendy's fault for being an actress that caused her to get beaten last time, she still hated the Fatui even more.

"Well, I didn't expect to be recognized by the clothes I was wearing."

Tartaglia smiled and spread his hands, then introduced himself without any reservation: "Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the eleventh executive officer of the Fatui, Young Master."

"He's still the Fatui's executive officer!"

Paimeng was so scared that he quickly hid behind Nangong Ya, and Ying almost took out his battle-hardened edgeless sword.

"Oh, it seems that the lady has left a very bad impression on you. But I don't like that woman either. When I heard that she was punished by God and turned into a child, I was so happy that I ate two more bowls of rice."

"And don't worry, I'm not a bad person... er, should I be considered a bad person?"

Tartaglia tried to convince Ying and the others that he had no ill intentions.

"Anyway, please forget what that woman did. I'm here to help you."

Tartaglia continued to explain, and later explained that he believed Ying and Paimon would not be the murderer, but Nanahoshi might not listen to him, an executive officer of the Fatui.

"If you want to clear yourself of suspicion of being an assassin, please move to the Northland Bank. I'll be waiting for you there."

After saying that, in order not to attract attention, Tartaglia turned and left.

"Tsk, what do you mean by clearing suspicion? We don't need that."

"Xiaoya, Xiaoya, aren't you very familiar with the immortals? Go and ask the immortals to explain our innocence to them!"

Paimon curled his lips in disdain, then lowered his head and made a suggestion to Nangong Ya.

After all, whenever Nangong Ya was asked about the origins of her abilities and amazing physique, she would always use the Liyue immortals as an excuse, and over time Paimeng came to believe it all.

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