Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Although the number of deaths in Baisong Town was small, the town was almost completely flooded, as if people were still alive during the earthquake, but all their property was buried.

After celebrating their survival, it was impossible for the residents of Baisong Town not to feel pain and anger.

People have always taken it for granted that they rely on gods, and when people lose their sense of security, the first person they blame is always gods.

And everyone used this kind of emotion to lure Funina into the trap.

"Lady Funina! Why was Baisong Town flooded? Didn't you do anything? Our home is gone!"

"Lady Funina, please give us an explanation! We don't want to be dissolved by the sea water next time!"

"Lady Furninna, where are you going? Are you going to escape?"

"How many people will be dissolved next time?"

"When is our turn? Can you stop it?"

"What kind of water god are you if you can't even do this!"

On this day, Funina was watching a performance in the opera house. During the intermission, someone in the audience suddenly stood up and shouted at Funina who was sitting in the VIP seat.

"Well, everyone, listen to me... listen to me..."

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Funina tried to defend herself, but no one listened.

"Humph, you, you guys are such a killjoy..."

Funina had to leave the opera house in a hurry, using the excuse that she had lost interest.

Zhuyingting was busy maintaining order at the scene and did not pay attention to where Funina went. When he came to his senses, she had disappeared.

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"The scattered moonlight passed through the clouds..."

"Hiding from the crowd, spreading like the scales of the sea..."

Sitting on the ruins of the big ship at the entrance of Baisong Town, Nangong Ya looked out at the ocean in the distance and unconsciously began to sing a familiar song.

This is not the first time she has brought songs from before the time travel to this world, but apart from the time with Paimon, she has never taught it to anyone else specifically.

"The waves wet your white skirt, trying to push you back..."

"The waves sing a lullaby, hoping to warm you..."

"Who's singing?"

When they arrived at Baisong Town, they could vaguely hear the sound of a young girl singing. Fu Nina looked around in confusion for a while, and then she noticed Nangong Ya who was high up.

"Listen to the depths of the sea, whose cry is guiding you..."

"Your soul is lost in silence, and no one can wake you up..."

At this time, Nangong Ya also noticed Funina, but she did not stop singing. Instead, she patted the seat beside her and invited Funina.

Funina hesitated for a moment, but still walked towards her. However, the ruins of the ship were not easy to climb. She trembled and almost fell down. She finally came to Nangong Ya.

"It's too late, it's too late, you laughed and cried."

"I have no time, but I will sing for you."

"Spring rain and summer cicadas chirping, tomorrow will be a nice day."

"The autumn wind blows and the snowflakes are light, and the four seasons cannot be seen under the sea."

Soon, an unfamiliar song was finished. Although Nangong Ya, as a demon god, had never practiced singing specifically, her lung capacity was amazing, so she didn't have to worry about running out of breath.

"Ahem, it's a very nice song. Are you singing it for the victims in Baisong Town?"

Funina sat down next to Nangong Ya and couldn't help but ask her.

“Yes, but also for everyone who hears it.”

Nangong Ya nodded and answered with a chuckle.

"Is that so? It's really an honor..."

As Furninna spoke, she looked down at the traces of the disaster and suddenly fell silent again.

"Are you in a bad mood? Would you like some cake?"

Seeing that Funina had fallen silent, Nangong Ya reached her left hand into the sleeve of her right hand and took out a plate of cake out of thin air.

"Is this... a cake that is limited to sixteen slices per day?"

"And you have all sixteen pieces. How did you buy them? They wouldn't sell me so many when I went to buy them!"

Fu Nina said in surprise when she saw the cake that Nangong Ya took out.

"This is a gift from the boss. Do you want to have some?"

Nangong Ya explained casually, you can't say that you made it.

"I... forget it. I have no appetite."

Finina subconsciously wanted to agree, but soon lowered her head in disappointment.

"Okay, then I'll eat it myself."

Seeing that Fu Nina didn't want it, Nangong Ya had no choice but to stretch out one hand from under her sleeve and started eating.

"Hey! There, the water god is up there!"

"Quick! Chase after me!"

At this moment, shouts from other people suddenly came from around the ruins of the ship.

"Are they here to see you?"

Nangong Ya asked Funina while eating cake.

“…Yeah, yeah, probably a crazy fan who wants to see me but can’t get in line!”

"This is against the rules. We can't let them succeed...!"

Funina was startled and tried to stand up from the boat, but this position was already very dangerous. She was so nervous that she lost her balance and fell towards the bottom of Baisong Town.

"Whaaaaaaah?!"

Faced with this situation, even Funina couldn't help but scream.

"Are you OK?"

Nangong Ya quickly put away the cake and jumped down from the top, catching Funina and landing safely.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay. I was just startled, that's all. I almost landed safely on my own."

Funina's breathing was a little rapid, and she spoke quickly after she had recovered a little from the shock.

"Those people are coming after us!"

Looking back at the people who were about to come down from the top, Funina hurriedly ran towards Baisong Town, and Nangong Ya followed.

"There's a hidden room here. Why don't we go in and hide there before they catch up with us?"

When they ran into Baisong Town, Nangong Ya pointed to the room next door and made a suggestion to Funina.

"Okay, okay, that's a good idea. I applaud your wisdom! Right here!"

Funina quickly ran over there, and the two of them hid in this hidden room.

"Phew... I'm so tired. I almost thought I was going to fall into their hands..."

"Ah, no, I should say that I almost couldn't handle their enthusiasm for me, hahaha!"

Furninha breathed a sigh of relief, but realizing there were other people around, she quickly changed her words and burst into laughter.

“The soundproofing here may not be good.”

"Ah, okay..."

After being reminded by Nangong Ya, Funina quickly shut her mouth.

And at this moment, the hidden room suddenly began to vibrate.

"What's going on? This vibration... is it an earthquake?"

Furninna was startled. The room was closed and she couldn't confirm the situation outside.

"Maybe the sea level has risen somewhere again. There was a similar earthquake in Baisong Town last time."

Nangong Ya explained to Funina.

"It actually appeared again..."

Finina was a little worried, she still remembered what Villette said, if there were no powerful people to help, the number of victims of the next disaster would be unimaginable.

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