Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After a hard search, the hungry Nangong Ya finally found the location of Huyan Wanmintang.

Compared to the shabby model in the game, the real Wanmin Hall is much larger. It was dinner time and the kitchen was busy. Nangong Yayi even saw a two-legged orange-yellow panda helping to serve dishes to the guests' tables. (The panda here does not refer to a young panda, but an animal species called "red panda", not black and white.)

"Lulu?"

When it turned around and saw the new guest at the door, the orange and yellow red panda seemed to have a puzzled expression on its face.

"Long time no see, Mako... Oh no, long time no see, Guoba~"

Looking at the cute Guoba, Nangong Ya couldn't help but stretch out her tender little white hand to touch the head of this old friend.

"Lulu?"

Although she looked very familiar, Guoba couldn't remember who the girl in front of him was. He could only stare with his eyes wide open, at a loss.

And why does it feel more familiar to me when I hear her calling me Guoba than to anyone else...?

"Guoba! Why are you being lazy? Go and help daddy!"

Just at this moment, a short-haired girl with blue hair, who was so busy that sweat appeared on her forehead, came over with dishes and urged Guoba.

"Lu? Lulu!"

Guoba had no choice but to wave to Nangong Ya, then trotted back to the kitchen.

At this time, the blue-haired girl who served the guests came back to Nangong Ya.

"Dear guest, there is still a seat inside, please come this way~"

The blue-haired girl warmly welcomed Nangong Ya into the store and handed her the menu.

This girl in an orange-yellow short cheongsam showing her smooth thighs was the first time Nangong Ya had seen her, but she was very familiar with her. She knew that she was Xiang Ling, the chef of Wanmin Hall, a character known as a four-star civilian god of war.

The hair is really blue, but the color is too dark to be easily mistaken

But to Xiangling, the girl in front of her with gorgeous clothes and lovely appearance was very unfamiliar. She was definitely a new guest. Xiangling always attached great importance to new guests.

Looking at the dishes on the menu, Nangong Ya was confused about what to order.

After being sealed for so long, she wanted to try all the delicacies on the menu, but she knew that she was not a coconut sheep and her appetite had always been in line with the size of this body, so she could only choose one of them.

After some hesitation, Nangong Ya simply turned back and looked at Xiangling:

"Sister Xiangling, please serve me one of your restaurant's signature dishes."

"Okay, one serving of Wanmintang boiled fish... Oh no, no, little sister, boiled fish is too spicy. I'll help you choose another one."

Xiangling responded subconsciously, but quickly shook her head. She felt that it might not be a good idea to serve a spicy boiled fish to a little sister.

"It's okay, I can eat spicy food."

Nangong Ya shook her head slightly.

Although her fighting power is average among the demons, she is still a demon after all. Nangong Ya's physical endurance is much stronger than before she traveled through time, so eating spicy food is naturally no problem for her.

"Okay, then sister will give you another glass of milk!"

Xiangling responded happily. Her specialty was spicy dishes, and it was a happy thing for her if the guests liked spicy food.

"Wait, I'd rather have a cup of cola soda than milk. Do you have any?"

Nangong Ya called out to Xiangling and asked tentatively.

"Haha, of course I have. Although it's a little difficult to prepare, the wonderful taste is in line with my cooking philosophy, so I spent a long time learning the preparation method from ancient books! The taste is not inferior to the Fengda passed down by Fontaine!"

"Wait, I'll pour you a cup later!"

Hearing Nangong Ya's question, Xiang Ling's eyes lit up and she immediately explained proudly. After that, she went back to the kitchen to busy herself.

"Is it actually still passed down..."

Nangong Ya muttered with a complicated look in her eyes.

This so-called cola is something that shouldn't belong to Teyvat. It's not quite the same as carbonated water, but a black beverage with bubbles. Its taste is somewhat similar to that of Fontaine of this era, but the flavor is completely different. (tnnd, I originally wanted to write that the protagonist brought the soda to Teyvat, but Fontaine was updated and a Fontaine was released, so I had to come back and change it to this)

Back then, all the immortals gathered in Guiliyuan. Nangong Ya was not good at drinking and did not like drinking. Later, he pestered the hearth god Marcosius, and with his help, he successfully replicated the soda called "Coke" in Teyvat and named it "Devil's Happy Water", but later felt it was weird and changed it back to "Coke".

Later, Marcosius passed this magical recipe to the people of Guili. Unexpectedly, it has been passed down to this day. I think it is due to its own charm.

Not long after, Xiangling carefully brought a pot of red Wanmintang specialty boiled fish, and Guoba also helped hold a soda bottle that looked like a wine bottle.

After Xiangling put down the pot of boiled fish, Nangong Ya impatiently picked up the bowl and chopsticks, while Xiangling and Guoba watched from the side, wanting to see the reaction of the new guest.

"Ouch..."

"Woo~ It's spicy but tastes great~!"

After taking a small bite, Nangong Ya praised it generously, which made Xiangling and Guoba happy. They clapped each other and then went about their business.

While enjoying the spicy boiled fish, she drank iced cola to slightly alleviate the spiciness. But even though she had a strong tolerance, Nangong Ya still sweated all over her head from the spiciness, and she kept sticking out her pink tongue and breathing out.

Only after her stomach was filled with a burning sensation did Nangong Ya take out the handkerchief she carried with her and wipe her mouth.

After wiping, the blue handkerchief was stained with a layer of red oil that was probably impossible to wash off, but Nangong Ya didn't care. She just rubbed her hands and picked it up again.

A strange light flashed by, and the red oil on the blue handkerchief disappeared out of thin air. The handkerchief became as if it had come out of the factory brand new, without any signs of having been used.

In fact, Nangong Ya’s purification ability can not only be used on living things, but also on dead things, and similar to rejuvenation, it can restore them to the state they were in when they first appeared or were first created.

This is how she healed her sleeve after it was torn by He Pu Yuan yesterday.

"Sister Xiangling, just send the bill to Wangsheng Hall."

Nangong Ya stood up and greeted Xiangling who was beside her.

Although she was not the kind of person who would eat without paying, she had just come out of the seal and had no Mora on her, so she could only learn from Zhongli.

Compared to Zhongli's expenses at Liuli Pavilion, the expenses at Wanmin Hall seemed like nothing.

"Oh, don't bother. I'll treat you to this meal."

"No, no, we have to trouble you because I think this can cause some trouble for Zhongli."

Xiangling wanted to waive the bill for Nangong Ya, but Nangong Ya quickly shook her head, her twin green ponytails almost flying up, and spoke very seriously.

"That's...ok."

Xiangling was a little confused, but still nodded and agreed to Nangong Ya.

Only then did Nangong Ya happily leave Wanmin Hall.

Nangong Ya will not feel bored at all in the bustling Liyue Harbor for a short time.

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"Zhongli Keqing! You still say they are not your children! Look, Xiaoya has only been here for one day and she has already imitated you to send bills to Wangsheng Hall! What do you think Wangsheng Hall is?"

In the Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao was scolding angrily while holding the bill sent by Wanmin Hall.

Zhongli, who had just returned with the young Xiao, had a subtle expression on his face. Logically, Nangong Ya shouldn't know that he often does this...

Could it be that the news of me sending the bill has spread in Liyue?

Next to Zhongli, the young Xiao had a slightly bulging belly. It seemed that he had just been fed a lot by other immortals. However, he was a little scared because of Hu Tao's lecture and hid beside Zhongli's legs.

"Well, from a common sense perspective, Nangong Ya's consumption is at least much smaller, so it shouldn't be a problem for the hall master."

Zhongli explained with a little embarrassment.

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