Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"I, I didn't mean to laugh, it's this name..."

Noticing that everyone was looking at him, Paimon quickly covered his mouth with his hands, but he couldn't stop the smile on his face for a while.

"Um……"

Looking at the small sea otter doll in Nangong Ya's hand, which looked somewhat like herself and was holding a scepter in its hand, Villette pondered for a while.

"Rationally speaking, the image of this doll is cute, but it does not look like a human being. It is a character created based on a certain person, just like those operas adapted from real events. I don't think this behavior constitutes infringement."

"But in reality, the shape and name of this doll are very suggestive of me."

"But I personally don't mind. Please sell them at Fontaine. If possible, I will buy some for the Meluseens."

After pondering for a while, Villette spoke up and finally agreed to let Nangong Ya sell the doll in Fontaine.

"Okay, thank you very much, this is for you!"

Nangong Ya nodded happily. After all, this meant that there would be more money in Nangong Pavilion's account, so she directly stuffed the Navelette doll in her hand into Navelette's hand.

"Well, then I'll take it as a gift from the Liyue envoy."

Navelette nodded.

Normally he would definitely not accept gifts, but it was different for gifts presented by foreign envoys. This was a symbol of friendship between the two countries, so there was no possibility of refusing to accept them.

Just like that, after a while, the audience began to arrive one after another, and the performance finally began.

"Welcome to visit [Opike Lyric Theatre] in your busy schedule. I am today's performer Linney."

As the lights dimmed, Linny appeared on the stage, followed by his sister and assistant, Linnet.

Next, in order to avoid everyone's doubts, they took off their own God's Eyes in front of the audience and temporarily handed them over to their assistants for safekeeping.

Then the show began, Linny's hat was suspended in the air, and playing cards, pigeons, and all kinds of strange magic props emerged from Linny's hands and hat...

But these alone are not enough to impress the audience. What follows is what Linnie really wants to show the audience - water tank escape.

Linnet, who was on the water tank, jumped into it.

Everyone present, even Nangong Ya, was watching carefully. After all, even if they stared carefully, they would not be able to see Linni's method unless they used special means.

At this moment, the lid of the water tank was suddenly slammed shut and locked.

Snapped--

Just when the audience thought it was a sudden stage accident, Linnie snapped his fingers, and Linnet in the water turned into bubbles and disappeared, leaving only her clothes in the box.

Then Linny called out to the people around him, and Linette, who seemed to be dissolved in the water, walked out from behind Linny. The water tank escape magic ended successfully and was welcomed by cheers from the audience.

"Oh!"

Even Funina in the VIP seat couldn't help but applaud.

"Wow? What's going on? What happened? I didn't see anything!"

Paimon flew up in shock, not understanding what had just happened or why Linnet suddenly appeared from behind.

After Paimon was shocked, Linnie began to prepare for the next magic trick. Two identical wooden boxes were pushed up, one was placed on the stage and the other was placed on the aisle in the middle of the audience.

"It's coming..."

Nangong Ya muttered something, she knew what was going to happen next.

During the performance later, a water tank in the air will fall down and kill the supporting actor Cowell in the tank.

However, although Nangong Ya knew about this matter in advance, she did not intend to save anyone. After all, the dead Cowell was also a person related to the "serial disappearance of girls case" and deserved to die.

With the idea of ​​letting everything develop normally and watching the final "court trial", Nangong Ya took out five boxes of popcorn from Chen Ge's gourd.

When she was working illegally in Aozangshan before, she took Liuyun's popcorn machine away and just put it in the gourd to start roasting popcorn.

"Oh, and popcorn, thanks Xiaoya!"

Paimon happily took the largest portion of popcorn that Nangong Ya prepared for her.

"Thanks, but no need."

That Villette shook his head and refused the popcorn that Nangong Ya handed over.

This thing looks too dry and has no moisture.

"OK then……"

Nangong Ya had no choice but to nod and pushed the popcorn in her hand into the air. The elemental force carried it and flew in front of Funina in the VIP seat.

"Eh... is it for me?"

Only then did Funina notice the popcorn. She looked down with some confusion and happened to see Nangong Ya waving at her.

"Hehe, since it's a gift to the gods, I will accept it with reluctance."

Only then did Funina take the popcorn and began to look forward to Linnie's next performance.

Linney's performance then went on as normal, but this time he used a number-selecting machine to draw a lucky audience member.

The lucky audience member and Linny entered two boxes respectively, and Linny's magic was naturally the exchange magic.

"Let me see... Oh, it's the audience member in the seventh row, seat number three. Congratulations on being able to experience this magical minute in person!"

Just like that, a girl was picked by the number selection machine.

She looked a little nervous and came to the wooden box under the guidance of the magic assistant.

"Well, before I enter the box, there is one more thing I need to trouble you all - could you please count down for me?"

After the girl entered the wooden box, Linnie also made a plea to the audience.

"Just like this, sixty, fifty-nine, fifty-eight, count one by one, fast or slow."

Then Linny entered the box, and the audience, who had already been excited, began to count down for him loudly.

"Sixty, fifty-nine, fifty-eight..."

"Forty, thirty-nine, thirty-eight..."

bang——

"Hmm? What's the sound?"

During the countdown, the audience heard a strange noise, but except for Paimon who was a little confused, no one else paid too much attention to the noise.

"Ten...nine...eight..."

"Four-three-two-two-"

"one!"

As the countdown ended, the lights shone on the boxes in the middle aisle of the auditorium.

"Deng Deng——"

Linnie came out of the box and the sound of salutes rang out around him.

Then Linny waved his hand towards the stage, and the lights shifted from Linny to the stage as everyone's eyes focused on him.

Fireworks burst out from the edge of the stage, and the supporting actor next to the wooden box bowed and walked away.

Just as everyone was waiting for the chosen girl to come out of the wooden box.

boom--

A huge water tank fell from the sky and smashed the wooden box in an instant.

……