Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Gulu gulu..."

Under Nangong Ya's expectant gaze, Wendy drank the wine in the shaker in one gulp.

"It's delicious, can I have another cup?"

Wendy licked her lips with satisfaction and asked the same question as those drinkers Diona met.

"That's the only one left, but how do you feel about it compared to this?"

Seeing that Wendy did not fall to the ground immediately, Nangong Ya hurriedly asked about his condition.

"Hehe, don't look down on me. One glass of wine won't make me drunk. You have to give me at least a dozen glasses before I'll consider it."

Hearing Nangong Ya's question, Wendy spoke with a little pride.

"That's great..."

Before Nangong Ya could feel happy about meeting the first person who drank his wine without fainting, a flash of green light suddenly appeared on Wendy's body, but the ends of the braids hanging on his temples glowed with a bright green light.

"...?"

Wendy looked down at his hands in confusion, and suddenly he felt that his power was even greater than when he had just ascended the throne.

Thinking in his mind, Wendy suddenly remembered that when he was performing in the square in front of the statue these few days, several men who were inexplicably unconscious were sent to the church one after another. They were not seriously injured but were unconscious. At that time, only Wendy discovered that their bodies were filled with elemental power, and they were unconscious because they could not control it.

As the elemental power flowed away naturally, they woke up one after another.

"I see. The reason why so many people were sent to the church for treatment after drinking and falling unconscious these days is because of you."

After figuring out what happened, Wendy spoke in surprise.

“…I don’t know.”

Nangong Ya looked to the side with a vague look.

Fortunately, those drunkards did not feel unwell after waking up. Instead, they woke up refreshed, so no one asked Nangong Ya about the "poisoning".

But it was hard for the nuns in the church. They were already tired enough taking care of the injured after the attack by Tevarin a few days ago...

"Okay then...but can you give me a few more bottles of this wine? I have a friend who wants it too, is that okay?"

Seeing that Nangong Ya did not admit it, Wendy did not mention it again, but shamelessly asked her for wine.

"Of course it's no problem, come with me and I'll mix you a bottle right away."

Nangong Ya knew that Wendy was addicted to alcohol, so she agreed without hesitation and took her to the Cat's Tail Tavern.

"By the way, have you and Ying met?"

On the way, Nangong Ya couldn't help but ask Wendy quietly.

Wendy did not hide anything and told them how she played a song that "touched" Ying and Paimon and made them willing to help her for free.

"..."

Nangong Ya was certain that there must be some lies in it, but she didn't say anything and continued to ask.

"So what time are you going to steal the piano tonight?"

Wendy: "..."

Why does this sound so wrong?

"It's probably around 12 o'clock at night. What's wrong? Do you want to come too? But children should not do bad things~"

Wendy could feel Nangong Ya's different aura from the very beginning, so she did not treat her as an ordinary person, and did not intend to hide this matter from her at this time.

"Tsk, you're talking as if you don't care how old you are. The pub still won't sell you alcohol..."

Nangong Ya muttered softly and brought Wendy to the Cat's Tail Tavern.

"A-choo! I'll still... A-choo... wait for you outside!"

As soon as they reached the door of the Cat's Tail Tavern, Wendy, who was allergic to cat hair, couldn't help sneezing. She quickly waved her hands, took a few steps back and said to Nangong Ya.

Nangong Ya also remembered that he was allergic to cat hair, so he nodded and walked into the tavern.

Now she and Diona are already very familiar with each other. At her request, Diona quickly made a cup of special cocktail and handed it to her. Only then did Nangong Ya seriously begin to mix it herself.

So far, Nangong Ya’s primary goal is to solve the problem of causing coma after drinking. After this problem is solved, she will consider solving the problem of the taste being unpalatable without the addition of Dionate flavoring.

Nangong Ya knew that Wendy loved to drink, so this time she changed the ratio of the two kinds of wine. The original ratio was 1:99, which means that 99% was Diona's wine, but it would still make people comatose.

But since Wendy was fine after drinking it, she changed the ratio of Diona's special blend to 50%, so that she could mix two glasses of Sunset for every glass of wine Diona gave her.

Soon, Nangong Ya happily handed the sealed bottle of wine to Wendy who was waiting outside.

"Thank you. My friend should feel better with this bottle of wine."

Wendy put away Nangong Ya's wine with satisfaction.

"Yeah, anyway, I'll find you guys at the church gate tonight. You must take me along for such an exciting event."

These days, Ying met Amber while clearing monsters near Mondstadt. Amber gave Ying the Wings of Wind as a thank you gift.

Nangong Ya, who happened to see them test flying, also came over and tried her best to please Amber sweetly, and finally she got a set of Wings of Wind.

Therefore, she didn't have to worry about not being able to fly away when she stole the piano.

Even without the Wings of Wind, she can still run away...

……

Late at night, Qingquan Town.

As usual, Nangong Ya hugged Diona, who was curled up in her sleep, and closed her eyes, pretending to be asleep.

After a long time, Nangong Ya quietly opened her eyes and saw Diona's cute face while she was sleeping.

He stretched out his hand and pinched it carefully. Only then did Nangong Ya get out of bed with satisfaction, put on her shoes quietly, and walked outside.

"..."

Arriving outside Qingquan Town, Nangong Ya took a look at Mondstadt, roughly calculated the distance and the gliding and descent speed of the Wind Wings, and finally determined the height required to glide all the way to Mondstadt.

After finishing the calculations, Nangong Ya took a deep breath, squatted down slightly, then jumped up and shot into the sky.

Swah——

The wings of wind spread out in the air, and Nangong Ya glided smoothly towards Mondstadt.

Since her destination was the Church of West Wind at the end of Mondstadt, she glided all the way over the Wine Lake.

The shimmering lake reflected a bright moon. Nangong Ya could even see her own reflection in the water. She seemed to be getting closer and closer to her... closer and closer...

Gulu gulu...

It was not until the moment she fell into the water that Nangong Ya came to her senses and struggled to swim towards the shore.

It seems that there was a slight error in the distance and speed she calculated by visual estimation.

Soon, Nangong Ya climbed up from outside Mond City, reached out and touched her clothes, and only then did the wet clothes return to normal.

Then Nangong Ya looked up at the city wall, jumped over it with a little effort, and then spread her wings of wind again and glided towards the front of the church.

At this time, Ying, Wendy and others were hiding nearby and waiting.

"I'm coming, sorry to have kept you waiting~"

After discovering them, Nangong Ya glided over and landed beside them.

"Huh? Why is it Xiaoya? Are you the helper the singer just mentioned?"

Paimon looked at Nangong Ya in surprise, while Ying put her hands on her hips and looked at Wendy with a look that said, "How can you let a child do such a thing?"

"Hey, don't look at me like that. Don't you know she's very powerful? Maybe she can beat Tevarin herself~"

Wendy stuck out her tongue and explained embarrassedly.

"Yes, yes. I can hold down Tevarin with one hand."

Nangong Ya also patted her chest proudly.

"But I have to touch it first..."

……