Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Gulu gulu gulu..."

In the sea around Fontaine, little Ruotu jumped down, and then his body sank uncontrollably to the bottom of the sea.

It was obvious that little Ruota could not swim in human form, and his limbs were struggling in the water.

"Oh, the water in Fontaine is so magical. It feels so comfortable in the water. I can even talk. Hello, hello? Can Ruotu hear me?"

Just as Xiao Ruotuo was sinking, Nangong Ya swam over with a look of curiosity on her face and greeted Xiao Ruotuo.

Although her sleeves became very heavy after entering the sea due to being soaked, this weight might be fatal to ordinary people, but it was almost nothing to her.

The only annoying thing is that if you don’t swim forward, your twin ponytails floating in the water will easily get on your face and block your vision.

"I heard... gurgling... I'm going to be full if I keep drinking like this..."

Little Ruotuo responded to Nangong Ya, but as a result, he swallowed several mouthfuls of sea water.

"I see. It seems that opening your mouth to speak without being affected is a function of the Eye of God... But you are a Rock Dragon after all, so you should think of a solution yourself."

Nangong Ya nodded in understanding, and then spoke to Xiao Ruotuo in silence.

"...Hmm, that makes sense..."

Little Ruota nodded, then raised his hand to let the elemental power of rock cover himself.

Just like that, a crystal shield of rock attribute appeared, covering the little Ruotu and isolating all the water flows.

"Huh...but the water here isn't salty. It tastes okay."

Little Ruo Tuo heaved a sigh of relief.

"By the way, what are we doing in the sea? How about we catch a big crab and grill it for dinner tonight?"

Little Ruotu asked Nangong Ya, then turned around and looked greedily at the alien heavy-armored crab from the original sea that was passing by not far away.

"Actually, I wanted to try... how the effect of the sunset glow compares to the original fetal sea water."

Hearing Xiao Ruotuo's question, Nangong Ya smiled wickedly and took out a full wine jug of Sunset Afterglow.

"Huh? You actually want to pollute the Fontaine water source. Great, I'm going to complain to my brother!"

Xiao Ruotu's eyes widened, and he planned to betray Nangong Ya without hesitation.

Maybe I can exchange some minions with Villette this way...

"You are leaning towards outsiders, right?"

Nangong Ya reached out her hand unhappily, through the crystal shield and pinched Xiao Ruotuo's face.

"He's not an outsider, he's a foreign dragon!"

Little Ruota said confidently.

"Okay, okay, actually I'm here to collect the original fetal sea water. Anyway, except for the Fontaine people, no one is afraid of this stuff. Maybe it will taste good when I use it to make cocktails."

Nangong Ya rolled her eyes and stopped joking with Xiao Ruotu.

"Yes, yes, the Primordial Sea gave birth to all living things in the world, so it is the mother of all life. The wine mixed with the water of the Primordial Sea tastes like mother!"

Little Ruota's eyes lit up again and he nodded in agreement.

"But humans were not conceived in the primordial sea..."

"Anyway, it's up to you now. Go find the stone and ask for directions. Find out where the original fetal sea water is leaking out."

Nangong Ya complained and then made a request to Xiao Ruotuo.

"Alright, alright."

Xiao Ruotu spread her hands in frustration. Only then did she understand why Nangong Ya brought her to the sea.

Then the two of them dived down, and little Ruota began to look for rocks on the seabed to ask for directions.

Ever since she regained her full strength, she can read the memories of all the stones without even getting close. Basically, nothing that happens around the stones can be hidden from her.

The lifespan of stones is very exaggerated. Many of them were formed at the beginning of the world. In terms of age, they are no younger than the original fetal sea, and theoretically they are more knowledgeable...

In this way, under the leadership of Xiao Ruotuo, Nangong Ya swam towards the seabed southeast of Fontaine.

Soon the two arrived at their destination, an underwater rift not far from Baisong Town, which was the area where "Zhou Ben" was located.

But at this time, the crack in the seabed was not obvious, only small cracks appeared, and original fetal sea water began to seep out, but the concentration was about the same as the diluted "Les", which was not enough to cause harm to the people of Fontaine.

"That's enough..."

Nangong Ya rolled up her sleeves and punched the crack in the seabed hard.

With a loud bang, the crack exploded, revealing a gap connecting to the original fetal sea.

Then Nangong Ya took out the Chen Ge gourd and aimed it at the crack on the seabed.

"Original tire sea water!"

Nangong Ya called out softly.

When Chen Ge Gourd collects inanimate objects, although Nangong Ya also needs to call out, Chen Ge Gourd has no thoughts and cannot identify which object is which, so the actual effect is actually to collect the target that Nangong Ya has in mind when calling out.

Therefore, even the original fetal sea water that had never appeared in Liyue was smoothly absorbed by Chen Ge's gourd, and the ordinary sea water was excluded.

In this way, Nangong Ya absorbed the knowledge tirelessly for nearly an hour, and little Ruota was so bored that he started playing rock-paper-scissors with the heavy-armored crab beside him.

"Little Crab, this is the last round. If you lose, I will have to eat you according to the bet, but I don't want to be so heartless, so listen carefully, I'm going to use the hammer this time."

Little Ruotu spoke to the heavy-armored crab seriously.

"rock-paper-scissors……"

"What a shame, little crab."

Xiao Ruotu said this with a look of regret, then knocked the heavy-armored crab unconscious with his "hammer".

At this time, Nangong Ya had successfully filled a whole pot with the original fetal sea water, which made Chen Ge's gourd stop.

"Huh, the speed has slowed down a lot as I sucked it in. It seems that I have sucked out all the fetal sea water in advance. This won't work. The big whale will come out..."

Nangong Ya put away the Chen Ge gourd with satisfaction, and then muttered something.

After thinking for a while, she looked down at the cracks on the ground and found that the remaining original fetal sea water was rapidly spreading around.

"Original Taihai is good, the bad guys have been driven away..."

Nangong Ya immediately rubbed her hands and pressed them into the original fetal sea.

……

In the original fetal sea, the huge star-eating whale was a little restless because of the depletion of fetal sea water. The desire to devour drove it to rush out of the original fetal sea to devour more fetal sea water.

But at this moment, white light covered the entire primordial fetal sea, and the water of the primordial fetal sea that had been almost swallowed up by it rose up again.

"..."

The Star-Eating Whale was stunned for a moment, and even forgot to continue shedding tears. It also felt that some of the water in its stomach seemed to be drained away.

However, driven by the desire to devour, it did not think too much, but immediately opened its huge mouth and continued to devour.

In this case, its speed of leaving the original fetal sea and heading to the outside world would probably be slowed down a lot.

Outside the gap, after Nangong Ya restored the original fetal sea, she rubbed her hands quickly to restore the gap she had created. The remaining amount in the surrounding sea was slowly diluted as it spread outward, and after a while it might not even be as effective as Les, so she didn't have to worry about any problems.

"That's good too. If the fetal seawater is filled up again, the big whale won't be able to drink it all in a short period of time. We don't have to worry about the tide continuing to rise and causing a disaster..."

Nangong Ya muttered to herself.

At this moment, little Ruotuo suddenly came up from behind her, lay on Nangong Ya's back and hugged her neck.

"It really tastes like my mom's. It's delicious. Give me some more..."

Little Ruota drooled and looked at Nangong Ya with anticipation, tilting his head.

Just when the primordial fetal sea water spread out, she secretly stuck her head out of the crystal shield and took a sip.

"Well...if you want to drink, just drink...there's no need to threaten me by strangling my neck!"

Nangong Ya hurriedly slapped the arm that little Ruotuo had around her neck. This guy had unexpectedly great strength.

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ps: The Chizhi mission reminded me that one can really talk underwater. I thought I remembered it wrong.