Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Don't you like it? I have more here."

Seeing that the Fontaine merchant’s reaction was not right, Nangong Ya took out another one.

This time, the scepter in the sea otter's hand turned into a pink shell, making it look even cuter.

"This, this is not good..."

The Fontaine merchant wiped the sweat from his forehead. He felt that by rashly using the name of the Supreme Inquisitor, he had bought a ticket to enter the Mellow Petersburg.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'll guarantee you. If anyone dares to arrest you, just come to me for help. I'll take his brothers and sisters to Fontaine to find a place for you. Trust me."

Nangong Ya waved his hand indifferently. Apep and Ruota were both older than the Water Dragon King. He couldn't just not give them any face.

Even if this kind of thing violates Fontaine law, nothing will happen as long as the person involved does not pursue it.

"This... I have never heard that the Supreme Judge has a brother..."

The Fontaine merchant said this with tears in his eyes.

In the end, Nangong Ya had no choice but to take out the Dream of Green Heaven and Earth to coax him and make him believe this matter. She then casually stuffed an envelope into his hand and told him to hand the envelope to the Supreme Judge if he was caught.

Then Nangong Ya asked Ansos to send the other party away.

Although she didn't know him at all, since he was the partner confirmed by Ansos, he would bring a lot of benefits to Nangong Pavilion. As long as she could make money, she would be satisfied.

"Yeah, after a day's rest, let's go to Xumi to find Ying and the others today."

Nangong Ya stretched, then walked out of the Hall of Rebirth and picked up her Chen Ge Gourd.

She took a day off yesterday, but actually she was not idle. Instead, she ran to the gourd and tried to create her own mount.

Although she did not understand the art of mechanics and had no knowledge of complex machinery, just as she could still refine a fragrant elixir, she could also create a modern mount that looked normal.

Just like that, a silver-white motorcycle was released from the gourd.

However, in order to take care of her own body shape, Nangong Ya scaled down the size of the motorcycle, but the speed did not decrease at all.

This motorcycle is called "Pseudo-Electric Two-Wheeled Flying Machine".

Just like that, Nangong Ya turned over and rode on the motorcycle. Accompanied by a roar and the astonished eyes of the Liyue people, Nangong Ya's motorcycle took off into the air and flew towards the distance.

Yes, this motorcycle is a flying mount, and its wheels are simply for restoration purposes.

This roar did not exist originally. Nangong Ya deliberately added a sound-generating device to fake it.

"WC Immortal!"

"Uh, I don't think I saw what the immortal looked like just now?"

"It looks like a silver-white metallic fairy beast?"

As the people of Liyue exclaimed, Nangong Ya had already entered the clouds, quickly broke through the clouds and flew above the clouds, flying straight towards Xumi.

……

"Hehe, someone lied to me and made me the chief priest of the shrine with a bad excuse. I thought you were not going to come back, but when I was away, you came back and took my place."

At Narukami Taisha, Yae Goddess, who had transformed from her childhood, returned here last night. She crossed her arms and spoke in a sarcastic tone to the white-haired, fox-eared priestess under the sacred cherry tree.

"...Heh, I'm not afraid that you won't be able to continue working and there will be no one to manage the shrine, so I came back."

Kitsusai Palace held the pipe in one hand, gently exhaled a puff of smoke towards the sacred cherry tree, then turned around and looked at Yae Shinko with a smile.

"Oh, if I had known it was this simple, I would have resigned and run away earlier. Why should I shoulder such a heavy burden alone and have to find a way to enlighten a boss who stays at home all day and refuses to go out?"

Yae Shinko covered her mouth with one hand and chuckled.

"Huh... Now that things have come to this, I can't help but apologize."

"I'm sorry, Shenzi."

Kitsunesai took a puff of his cigarette and then apologized to Yae Shinko.

"Well, welcome back, Master Kitsai-kun."

Only then did a real smile appear on Yae Shinko's face.

"Um... sorry to interrupt your reunion, but could you tell me how to get to Xumi?"

Just when the two were coming to terms with what happened five hundred years ago, Nangong Ya's voice suddenly rang out in the air.

The two raised their heads and found that Nangong Ya was flying down on a strange metal two-wheeled vehicle.

"Haha, it's you, little guy. Knowing that I have transformed back, you came to apologize to me?"

Yae Shinko laughed and asked Nangong Ya. She was attacked and touched forcefully at that time. It was impossible for her to not feel resentful.

"I don't know what you are talking about..."

Nangong Ya chose to turn her head away guiltily.

"Haha, the other thing is that I want to thank my benefactor in person, so just take that as what I said."

Hu Zhaigong suddenly spoke at this time.

The next moment, her temperament suddenly changed.

"what……"

"Hun Zhaigong" was startled and quickly put away the pipe in his hand and held it carefully in his arms.

"Thank you very much for your help. I never thought that I would be able to escape from this filthy body one day."

Then "Kousai Palace", or Hanasari, bowed deeply to Nangong Miyabi to express her gratitude.

"It's nothing, just something that happened to me."

Nangong Ya waved at Hua Sanli.

"Rather than that, please show me the way. I'm in a hurry to go to Xumi to find Ying and Paimon."

Then Nangong Ya asked for directions again.

In order to experience her own "pseudo-electric two-wheeled flying machine", she chose not to use the teleportation anchor point, so she successfully got lost above the clouds.

After all, some of the clouds were so big that they completely blocked the view below. When she came to her senses, she found herself in the middle of the ocean.

"Sumeru... Speaking of which, I was stopped by someone from Yae-do on my way here just now. They said that the Ministry of Education in Xumi had sealed off our Yae-do branch, and I had to go there myself to deal with it. It was really troublesome..."

Yae Kamiko sighed, because Yae-do was founded by her and it was not part of the work of Narukami Taisha, so this matter could not be pushed to Kitsunasaigumi, who is now the chief priest.

"..."

Nangong Ya felt a little guilty when she heard this, but in order not to arouse suspicion, she resisted the urge to look away.

"Sumeru, if you go straight in this direction you will reach the Port of Omos."

At this time, Hu Zhaigong also changed back, picked up the pipe and pointed in a direction to Nangong Ya.

"OK, thanks!"

Nangong Ya quickly started the "pseudo-electric two-wheeled flying machine" and with a roar it rushed into the air and flew in the direction pointed by Hu Zhaigong.

"Hmm? I originally wanted her to ask the little guy and Paimon to solve the problem for me."

Seeing Nangong Ya flying away so quickly, Yae Shenzi sighed helplessly.

Although the branch of Yaedou in Xumi has little impact on Yaedou's income, the main function of the branches in various countries is to collect submissions from authors from various countries, such as Mr. Zhenyu from the neighboring country Liyue.

……