Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

With this buff of the fragrant elixir, Nangong Ya doesn't want to go out anymore...

Before she even left the house, the employees of the Wangsheng Hall, who usually had no sense of presence, had already cast fierce glances at her from time to time, forcing Nangong Ya to notice their presence.

If she went out, Nangong Ya felt that people on the street would probably want to pounce on her and bite her.

She tried to spend 10 purification energy to buy a bottle of perfume made by Ms. Fontaine Amelie from the system store and sprayed it on herself, but the smell of the perfume was completely covered by the fragrance of the elixir.

"Sister Walnut, why are you always hovering around me?"

After thinking for a long time, Nangong Ya opened her eyes and looked at Hu Tao who was circling beside her.

"Hehe, I was just wondering, with Xiaoya's scent, if she's cremated and buried, will people mistake her for a bonfire party?"

Hu Tao also knew what Nangong Ya was worried about, so she smiled and made a joke.

“…Don’t tell jokes about hell in the Hall of the Dead!”

The only thing that made Nangong Ya feel fortunate was that as long as the person was familiar to her, they would be quite rational when faced with this smell and would not really want to pounce on her and bite her.

"No, this smell is annoying, but it's also a good opportunity. It's useless to stay at home and not go out."

After hesitating for a long time, Nangong Ya, who couldn't sit still, decided to go out.

"Xiaoya, wait for me~"

Gui Zhong hurriedly followed Nangong Ya, took her hand and walked outside.

"Xiao Ya, today is the second day, and the one million limit should be reset. Let's continue shopping. There were many things I wanted to buy yesterday, but I didn't buy them yet. I haven't prepared any gifts for Xiao Xiangling and Shen He yet!"

After walking out of the Hall of Rebirth, Gui Zhong spoke to Nangong Ya.

"...?"

Nangong Ya felt something was wrong.

"What's wrong? We agreed on one million Mora yesterday, didn't we?"

"Let's go, let's go~"

Gui Zhong said this without waiting for Nangong Ya to think, he directly took her hand and continued to walk outside, and at this time Nangong Ya had already attracted the attention of passers-by.

This smell is similar to the wonderful fragrance last night...

"Send the bill to Nangong Pavilion!"

This time, Nangong Ya didn't want to go to Northland Bank to withdraw money.

Although I'm not afraid, there's a greater chance that someone will smell the scent and come up to cause trouble.

This is not a stereotype, there really are fools over there...

"Wow, there's a dog, run!"

On the way, they happened to see a dog passing by. Nangong Ya realized that something was wrong and quickly pulled Guizhong up and ran away.

Dogs are not like humans. If they really smell the food and want to eat it, they might chase after you.

Next, Nangong Ya encountered the following situation: the cats and dogs in Liyue Harbor, and even the birds on the roof, all approached her after smelling the scent.

At the beginning, Gui Zhong pulled her to stop petting the cute cats, until the five fingers of Nangong Ya's hand were sucked and bitten by the five cats. When she wanted to get up and run away, her wide sleeves became the target of the cats' tearing.

Fortunately, Nangong Ya is a demon god, and the clothes on her body are also unusual, so these cats cannot bite her with their teeth.

"Huhu, it seems that Xiaoya is a little too popular with the little animals now."

Looking at the bird that landed on Nangong Ya's head and pecked her head, Gui Zhong couldn't help but smile with his hands covering his mouth.

Although she was right next to Nangong Ya, there was no scent of elixir on her body, so the little animals simply ignored her.

Nangong Ya really couldn't stand these little animals, so she had to release the breath of the devil to scare them away, including those mortals.

This conscious control of the demon's aura can scare away animals while making humans unconsciously want to stay away from it instead of approaching. This is an important skill that Nangong Ya, who has no knowledge of magic or elemental power, has mastered with great difficulty.

In this situation, Nangong Ya, Gui Zhong and others were no longer hindered, but they had no way to go shopping, so they had to head all the way to Yujingtai.

"Haha, Gui Zhong and Xiao Ya are here, come over and sit down. Do you want to play a couple of games of chess to amuse yourself?"

A Ping chuckled and invited Nangong Ya and Gui Zhong. A brand new chess board was placed on the stone table in front of her.

"You guys get off, I'm going to go find Ganyu."

Nangong Ya pressed Guizhong to sit down next to A Ping, waved to Yaoyao, and then walked towards Yuehai Pavilion.

She wanted to awaken Ganyu's appetite before her buff expired, so that she would stop dieting meaninglessly. After all, with two Eyes of God, she would no longer gain weight.

……

"Hmm, it smells so good, it's the smell of elixir, isn't Bu Bulu refining elixir...?"

In Gan Yu's office, she put down the work at hand and talked to herself. After all, Yujingtai was not far from Bubu Lu.

"Qingxin is also a medicinal herb. It would be great if I could ask Doctor Bai to make a Qingxin pill..."

"I wish I could take a bite..."

Ganyu gradually became obsessed with the fragrance, and her body instinctively stood up and walked towards the door.

"So close... It's like the elixir is right in front of me..."

"I think Dr. Bai won't notice if I take a bite secretly..."

"Ow..."

"?!!"

Nangong Ya, who had just opened the door, was not mentally prepared yet when she saw Ganyu leaning down and opening her mouth towards her.

Nangong Ya was startled. In order to avoid being bitten on the nose by Ganyu, she had to turn her head to the side. Ganyu bit Nangong Ya on the cheek.

"Well……"

'It's round and soft, and I can't bite it off...'

Ganyu used the same chewing strength as when she normally eats, so she didn't hurt Nangong Ya, but she still bit her face and tried to chew, making Nangong Ya's face full of saliva, which made her so itchy that she quickly raised her hand and pushed Ganyu away.

"Hmm? I, I fell asleep again!"

Ganyu, who was pushed away, woke up from a sleepwalking state and screamed subconsciously.

But soon she saw Nangong Ya with a little red mark on her face, and saliva on her face...

"!!!"

After figuring out what was going on, Ganyu's face suddenly turned as red as a ripe apple.

"Xiao, Xiaoya, are you okay? Let me wipe it for you!"

A wisp of white smoke came out of Ganyu's head, and then she quickly squatted down and took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat off Nangong Ya's face.

But rubbing and rubbing...

Xiaoya smells so good today...

As Ganyu wiped, she seemed to be intoxicated by the fragrance again. She subconsciously leaned forward and pushed Nangong Ya to the ground.

"I'm welcome..."

Ganyu sniffed the fragrance in front of her, then opened her mouth impatiently.

So Ganyu's saliva and a red tooth mark were left on the other side of Nangong Ya's face.

"The pill... feels like a big meatball..."

Ganyu thought in a daze.

While Ganyu was still dazed, Nangong Ya took out some food from Chen Ge's gourd and fed it to Ganyu, who was very cooperative.

'tasty……'

After a long while, Ganyu, who was almost out of food, finally woke up and found that she had Nangong Ya under her without knowing when.

However, after filling her stomach, Ganyu no longer had to worry about being intoxicated by Nangong Ya's scent again.

"Hey, Ganyu, you're awake now, it's my turn now~"

Just when Ganyu's face turned red and she was at a loss, Nangong Ya stretched out her hands from under her sleeves with a wicked smile.

"Wait, wait, Xiaoya...you can't touch there..."

"Woo..."

Ganyu let out a lovely cry, and her body tensed and trembled slightly under Nangong Ya's touch, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes, and her body fell limply on Nangong Ya's.

Nangong Ya caressed Gan Yu with one hand and gently held her waist with the other hand, patting her back to comfort her.

"Yeah, your unicorn horn still feels just as good."

After touching the horns on Ganyu's head for a long time, Nangong Ya stopped with satisfaction.

It is worth mentioning that although the two did these things at the door, because Nangong Ya did not retract the devil's aura, ordinary people in Yuehai Pavilion would not notice this side.

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