Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"That was also a dream about the flower god's birthday festival, but this time it was a beautiful dream."

"In my dream, I was sitting in the middle of the flower bed. Everyone in Xumi City held hands and circled around me...circles. Everyone seemed very happy."

"I even rode on a huge float, and the Flower Knight Faris lifted me up very high, and I kept throwing Yalda candies to the children..."

Nashida recounted the beautiful dream she had had these days.

"Perhaps the Flower Goddess' Birthday Festival should have been celebrated like in your dream, with people happily celebrating your birthday together..."

Paimon said somewhat depressedly that the flower god's birthday festival in reality was not so beautiful.

……

"The float was shaking, and Nashida opened her eyes. She said, Nashida's birthday was... last week."

With nothing to do, Nangong Ya strolled on the streets of Xumi City, eating Xumi's special snacks and humming something under her breath.

After walking for a while, Nangong Ya finally met the person she was looking for, a little girl at a fortune-telling stall.

According to Nangong Ya's understanding, the divination results of this girl named Nabia are quite accurate...

There were also two cats at the little girl's stall, named Harut and Marut.

"Harut and Marut, you must not be tempted..."

Nabia whispered to the cats.

Nangong Ya, who had not yet approached, heard her voice and thought for a moment.

Use the grass elemental power to temporarily exert the effect of catnip to attract cats...

Thinking of this, Nangong Ya used a little bit of grass elemental power.

"Meow~"

The next moment, Harut and Marut left Nabia on the stall and came towards Nangong Ya, rubbing their heads against her thighs.

"No! My cat!"

Nabia cried out in disbelief and grief when she saw her two beloved cats being led away by other girls.

"Hmm? Cat, do you want to eat mille-feuille too?"

Nangong Ya waved the half-eaten snack in her hand in front of the cats, attracting their attention. Then Nangong Ya broke off two pieces from it and fed them.

I don’t know if they really like the puff pastry or if they are affected by catnip…

"Damn it, it turns out that Harut and the others like puff pastry. I'll buy you one later. Come back to me soon!"

Nabia at the stall looked at Nangong Ya with envy and gritted teeth.

After the man and the two cats finished eating the thousand-layer puff pastry, Nangong Ya picked up the two cute cats and walked towards Nabia.

"You, you feed my cat, and it's fine, but after you finish eating, you even rub the oil on your hands on the cat's fur. Let them go!"

As soon as Nangong Ya approached, Nabia glared at her angrily.

“…No, no way.”

Nangong Ya glanced at them guiltily and put the cats back on Nabia's stall. Because of the presence of catnip, the cats seemed a little too excited and soon pounced on each other and started playing.

"By the way, I came to you for divination."

After the two cats pounced to the side, Nangong Ya chose to divert attention.

"Well, come on, but I tell you, people who cheat cats and cats won't have much luck."

Although Nabia was angry, she did not refuse to tell fortunes for Nangong Ya.

The divination process was not much different from the normal one, but Nangong Ya was totally not interested in those mysterious lines.

"Love luck, huh? No problem..."

Nabia nodded. There are many girls who like divination, even little girls are no exception.

“Hehehehe… I heard it. I heard it.”

"The person you are destined to meet for the first time was... uh, thousands of years ago?"

After this divination, Nangong Ya began to doubt whether this girl had ever worshipped some powerful and mysterious astrologer as her teacher.

……

Just when Nangong Ya finished her divination, Ying and Paimon also came here with Narcida who controlled Catherine. After knowing that Ying had no intention of openly disrupting the status quo of Xumi with force, Narcida decided to investigate with them and help them collect evidence so that they could expose the House of the Order directly.

Upon learning of this situation, Nangong Ya also joined their team and began to slack off through the plot. It can be said that apart from following them and looking around, Nangong Ya did not help in any other way.

However, a small accident occurred during the investigation.

Since Ying's strength was far beyond expectations, the doctor simply notified Azar and issued a wanted order through the void, marking Nangong Ya, Ying and Paimon.

Now the way passers-by on the street look at them has changed...

In Xumi, in addition to the Thirty-Man Group, there are a large number of Gilded Brigades. When these people saw the wanted order from the Ordinance Court, and the target was a few girls who looked very thin, they picked up their weapons and surrounded them.

"What should we do now? We can't attack these mercenaries and civilians, right?"

After learning from Nashida about the wanted order issued in the void, Paimon said with some distress while hiding behind Ying.

"Anyway, let's get out of here first."

Nangong Ya raised the Dream of Verdant World, causing all the surrounding Gilded Brigade mercenaries to fall into an illusion.

"This is……"

Nashida looked at the weapon in Nangong Ya's hand in surprise, but she still hurriedly followed everyone away.

"At this point, it is no longer a question of whether or not to disrupt the existing order of Xumi. Let's go directly to the Church Order Institute. I want to see if the doctor dares to come out."

With Nangong Ya leading the way, the group no longer encountered the encirclement of mercenaries. Ying said with a clenched fist, somewhat unhappily.

"That's fine. I believe in your ability, but please don't affect those ordinary scholars."

Although everything Ying did was for herself, Nashida still reminded him with some concern that most of the scholars in the Order Academy were innocent and they had no right to participate in the void harvesting of dreams.

"Ah."

Ying nodded in response, then gave up her original plan to continue investigating and collecting evidence, and headed towards the Ministry of Education.

But before they arrived, an accident happened...

"Roar! Morax! Buyer! Today, we must settle all old grudges!!!"

A huge rock dragon poked its head out from the Church Hall and shattered all the glass with a roar. The scholars' screams and escape followed.

Fortunately, they felt like this wasn't their first time, as if they had practiced it once before, and the process of escaping seemed very skillful...

"Are we still dreaming?"

Paimon scratched his head and looked back at Nashida.

"...No, it's Rudra time! It's no longer infantile!"

Nangong Ya, who was next to Nashida, shook her head and looked at her hands with a frown, somewhat unsure whether she still had the ability to touch them again.

"what?!"

Paimeng screamed, obviously frightened. In her impression, the strength of the Dragon King Ruotu was very terrifying. Even though he had just escaped from trouble, he almost turned Jueyunjian into a living hell.

"..."

Looking at the rock dragon in the distance, Nashida felt something and sat on the ground, as if she had lost hope in her eyes.

Xumi... is finished...

Do gods from other countries also encounter similar situations after coming into contact with travelers?

That rock dragon was definitely not something that a five-hundred-year-old god like her could deal with. Moreover, because of the remaining consciousness of the Great Compassionate Tree King, Nashida had not been able to access the authority of the World Tree until now.

"Hahaha, this time I really am a complete dragon!"

"Thank you for helping me restore the full power of the rock. I will use the rock to build you a most magnificent tomb, a tomb covering the seven kingdoms! Usurper demon gods!"

The Dragon King Ruota looked at Nangong Ya and Nashida from the Church Hall, and walked over with heavy steps. With every step he took, the entire sacred tree trembled as if it could not bear the weight.

At this moment, its body is controlled by the evil thoughts of revenge. Even though the memories that had disappeared due to wear and tear have been restored, evil thoughts are still evil thoughts.

After all, when Nangong Ya touched it, she didn't know that her ability was a mental effect. She didn't think about it in this way and it didn't affect her. She just wanted to stop Ruo Tuo from destroying it and purify its wear and tear...

The separation of evil thoughts and good thoughts is the choice of King Rādhāraṇa himself and has nothing to do with wear and tear.

"It, it really was the Ruotu Dragon King at that time, but...what about little Ruotu? What about Zhong Ruoli, the mischievous, weird, yet cute one?"

Listening to the words of King Rudra, Paimon hid behind Ying in fear and spoke weakly.

"Paimon... People whose childish transformation is lifted will no longer retain the personality they had during the childish transformation. This is true for Ganyu and Shenhe, and the same is true for Raiden-chan."

Ying took out the edgeless sword and spoke to Paimon in a serious tone.

In other words, when they grow up, their childhood selves are already dead.

All the people in Xumi City fled out of the city in panic. Only Nangong Ya and Ying dared to take out their weapons and face the Ruota Dragon King directly.

……

“Ahem… that damned rock dragon…”

Having suffered considerable damage from the collapse of the house, Azar forced himself to come to Jingshan Palace amid the intermittent shaking of the earth. This was one of the entrances to the Jingliuli Workshop.

"Release the Void and immediately control the God of Righteousness! Let it deal with the rock dragon that invaded Xumi!"

Azar gave orders to the people in the Pure Glass Workshop.

They cooperated with the Fatui to carry out the plan of creating gods, and naturally considered the uncontrollable behavior of Sanbing, an executive with a bad character, after becoming a god, so he kept the last resort.

As long as the void is liberated, the huge flow of knowledge data can instantly paralyze Sanbing's intelligence, and even if he has ascended to godhood, he can be turned into a puppet god of the Church of God.

At this time, Sanbing didn't know all this. He was still standing in front of the God of Righteousness, who had already installed the Heart of Thundergod, waiting for the final step, which was the injection of the God's canned knowledge.

Although the canned knowledge of the gods has not been injected yet, Azar can't care less. If this continues, the rock dragon will destroy the entire Xumi City.

"Uh……"

As the void was liberated, the scattered soldier suddenly felt unbearable pain. He covered his head with his hands and could not even stand.

"Dottore...what are you doing..."

The God-making project was in charge of the Doctor, so when an accident occurred, the first person that Sanbing thought of was Dotore.

"Damn..."

Under the huge data flow, the scattered soldiers' consciousness gradually became blurred.

Although without the infusion of the canned knowledge of the gods, Sanbing's consciousness has not yet been sublimated, but the power of the God of Righteousness has truly reached the level of gods. After all, the Heart of Thundergod is in its body.

At this point, the incomplete Seven-Leaf Silent Illumination Secret Lord was born. He broke free from his restraints and slowly rose from the Pure Glass Workshop and arrived in the Xumi City.

……