Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

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Little Ruotu, who had bitten off a piece of old stone fragment from his mouth, raised his head and looked at Nangong Ya.

"Xiao Shangxian, how about I kowtow to you...?"

After hesitating for a while, Xiao Ruota looked at Xiao and asked.

"...No!"

Xiao immediately shook his head.

Ruotu Dragon King is the emperor's close friend and comrade-in-arms, she dare not think about giving herself a Xiao...

"elf."

Ying felt that Xiao was not in good condition, so she had to call him.

"Why are you panicking?!"

Although he asked this, it was obvious that Xiao was the one who was panicking. He was unable to calm down because of the toasts from the three people.

"I've eaten too much, can you go for a walk with me?"

"can."

Hearing Ying's question, Xiao realized that she was helping him and immediately nodded and agreed.

"I'm very sorry everyone. I'm going to go out with Xiao for a while."

Ying then stood up and said something to everyone, then left the box and walked outside with Xiao.

"Xiao, wait for me..."

Seeing this, Xiao Fushe quickly grabbed some food with each of his four hands and followed. He was still a little shy when Xiao was not around.

"This new friend sounds like he knows a lot about wine."

"No, no, I can only drink for fun, I can't compare to Mr. Zhongli."

"If I can't hold my liquor and say something nonsense when I'm drunk, please don't laugh at me, Mr. Zhongli."

"No, no, you are the guest invited in by Hall Master Hu, how dare I laugh at you?"

Zhongli and Wendy, who were sitting in adjacent seats, started to flatter each other commercially.

After a while, the dinner came to an end. Finally, with the recommendation of everyone, Paimon, the best companion, guide, and close friend of the world's most powerful traveler, relit the incense in the incense burner to wish everyone a good start.

"Well...it's late. I don't want to waste any more time. Let's adjourn now."

After the incense was lit, the banquet ended, and everyone left one after another after Walnut's announcement.

"Then I'll send Xiangling and the others back first... Oh, by the way, guest, remember to come back to the hall as soon as possible, I have something to talk to you about!"

Most of the guests had left, and Hu Tao waved goodbye to everyone and sent Xiangling, Xingqiu and the others back.

"Emperor..."

After most people had left and the ones left knew Zhongli's identity, Xiao finally dared to call him that.

"Just call me Zhongli."

"I now live as a mortal in Liyue Harbor, just one of the countless living beings."

"In terms of seniority, an ordinary person like me should respectfully address the Demon-Subduing Great Sage as 'Shangxian'."

After hearing Xiao's address, Zhongli explained.

"Don't dare!"

Xiao opened his eyes wide and quickly lowered his head.

"Shangxian!"

Ying on the side shouted along, and when she opened her mouth, she found that Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruotuo also shouted along at the same time.

"...Why are you guys so...?"

Xiao really wanted to take Xiao Fushe back to Wangshu Inn right now, but he didn't dare...

……

Finally, he said goodbye to Xiao and watched him leave with the somewhat full Xiao Fushe. Zhongli also took Xiao Ruotu back to the Wangsheng Hall. Only Nangong Ya, Ying and Paimeng were left on the street.

"The Lantern Festival is over. It feels like it went by so fast... By the way, Xiaoya, we're going to Xumi in a few days. Do you still want to come with us?"

Ying stretched and sighed, then looked at Nangong Ya beside her and asked.

"Of course I'll go. That's the Land of Grass. I'll feel as comfortable there as if I were at home. Maybe I can even become a Grass God."

Nangong Ya answered as a matter of course.

"In that case, Xiaoya couldn't use the Heart of the Rock God because the elements didn't match. But if she replaces it with the Heart of the Grass God, she can use it, right?"

Hearing Nangong Ya's words, Paimon remembered the time when she touched the Heart of the Rock God before.

"It should be possible. In this case, why don't we just break into Xumi City's Jingshan Palace and kidnap that little auspicious grass king? Then I will become the grass god and appoint you as the first sages."

Nangong Ya nodded, then made a suggestion to Ying and Paimon.

"Wow, Xiaoya, didn't you say before that you knew the current Grass God? Why are you going to attack Xumi City now?"

Paimon was shocked by Nangong Ya's proposal.

"That's right. Besides, I'm not the kind of person who goes against the rules and is unreasonable. I won't just steal someone else's God's Heart."

Ying also nodded and said.

"Well, if you say so, forget it... and I don't like the position of Grass God either. I don't want it if it's not Rock God."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to spread her hands and decided to wait until Xumi to see the situation.

With the precedent of General Lei Dian, Nangong Ya could not guarantee what would be waiting for Ying and Paimeng after arriving at Xumi.

Even though the Heart of God was given to the Yae Godchild, Ying was still able to receive the messages sent to her by the Heart of God. There was no reason why the little Auspicious Grass King could not receive the messages sent by the Heart of God in the void.

It is even possible that even Funina of Fontaine received the message sent by the Heart of the Water God in the Cardinal of Oracle and Judgment...

……

In the following days, the lively atmosphere of the Sea Lantern Festival gradually faded.

"Traveler, traveler, take a look at this mission. This mission is to escort the students of Ami Liduo Academy back to Xumi..."

"Since we are going to Xumi, taking this mission is like getting paid for nothing!"

Adventurer's Guild, Paimon found a good mission and excitedly told Ying.

Ying nodded in agreement, and then went to Catherine to take on the task.

However, when they learned that their employer was in the General Affairs Department prison, they were a little surprised, but they still rushed to the General Affairs Department.

"You stupid idiot, if I hadn't come back to celebrate the Lantern Festival, I wouldn't have known you were hiding this! What do you think the Church of the Lords is? Can anyone do whatever they want in the Church of the Lords?!"

When Ying and Paimon arrived at the General Affairs Department prison, they happened to see a girl with long black hair angrily scolding a black-haired boy in the cell. The black-haired boy lowered his head weakly and dared not talk back.

If Nangong Ya were here, she would find that the black-haired boy in the cell was Li Qian, who was arrested by Keqing last time for destroying the dolls at the Yunlun Doll Factory.

Due to the rather serious nature of the threatening letter, he was detained for another three months after paying compensation for the losses of the Yunlun Doll Factory, and it is not time for him to be released from prison yet.

The girl who was scolding him was the one who was used by the Winter Merchant to threaten him at that time, that is, his sister.

"You are?"

Feeling someone approaching, the black-haired girl stopped scolding and looked back at Ying and Paimon with some confusion.

Although she was clearly a Liyue person in appearance, she was wearing the attire of a scholar from the Academy of Teachings.

"Ahem, we are adventurers commissioned by this gentleman."

Paimon coughed lightly and explained to the girl in front of him that the momentum of her scolding just now was still quite scary.

"Didn't I say no?"

The girl turned around and glared at Li Qian, then looked at Ying and Paimeng.

"I'm very sorry to have embarrassed you. I'm Li Qingya, a scholar of the Life Theory School of the Imperial Academy. I returned to Liyue not long ago to celebrate the Lantern Festival. After that, I'll trouble you to take me back to Xumi."

The girl named Li Qingya spoke politely to Ying, Paimeng and the others.

……

ps: If that’s the case, it turns out that Xiao and Changsheng were “colleagues” before!