Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

“Ding-dang-dang! Here we come!”

The door of the box flew open with a bang, as if it had been hit by a hurricane...

"You're not late, are you? You're not late, are you?"

"Hehe, thanks to the Great Sage who comes and goes as fast as the wind like me, the timing is just right."

After confirming that she was not late, Kurumi happily greeted the distinguished guest following behind her.

"..."

Xiao led the timid little Fushe into the box.

"..."

"..."

After exchanging a glance with everyone in the box, Xiao, Ying and the others were stunned for a moment.

"elf……"

Nangong Ya subconsciously wanted to shout out "Xiaobao", but when she thought about the performance later, she knew that she could not reveal in front of Hutao and the others that she was acquainted with Xiao, so she held back the words.

"That's right, it seems that Xiaoya has learned something from following Zhongli. The person next to me is the famous Guardian of Liyue, the great hero of Dihuazhou, the Great Demon Slayer Xiao!"

Hearing Nangong Ya's voice, Hu Tao nodded quickly and introduced the young immortal beside him to everyone.

"..."

"It turns out that the distinguished guest is the Great Sage who conquers demons. I have long admired him."

Zhongli was silent for a moment, then stood up to welcome Xiao.

"..."

Xiao opened his mouth but could not utter a word.

He was just accepting a favor, but no one told him that the people attending the banquet were the Emperor and them...

"The hall master did not explain this when he arranged the gathering. I never expected that the guests would include not only the young hero, but also the Golden Roc Immortal who protects the peace of Liyue."

“It’s a real honor to be able to gather with everyone here.”

"Uh……"

Zhongli's compliments made Xiao feel a little hopeless, and he tried hard not to change his expression too much.

"Mr. Keqing has said so..."

After suppressing his complicated emotions, Xiao couldn't help but start explaining.

"Oh, yes. Also, let me introduce you to everyone on behalf of Xiao Shangxian. This is an orphan adopted by Xiao Shangxian. His name is Fushe. Don't bully him if you meet him in the future."

"Hello, uncles and aunts."

Hu Tao remembered something and took Xiao Fushe's hand to introduce him to everyone. Although Xiao Fushe was a little nervous, he still called out "uncle" and "aunt" a few times.

"Also, let me introduce this person to you as well."

After introducing Xiao Fushe and asking him to greet all the uncles and aunts, Hu Tao then pulled up Xiao Ruotuo who was beside Nangong Ya.

"This is Zhongli Keqing's adopted daughter, Zhong Ruoli. I'll trouble you all to take care of her from now on. Xiaoli, please call me uncle and aunt."

Hu Tao took Xiao Ruo Tuo in front of everyone and introduced her to them, then reminded her to call people quickly.

"..."

Xiao Ruo Tuo looked back at Nangong Ya and said, "This is different from what you agreed. Didn't you ask me to come and watch the fun together? So I am also a part of it?"

"Uncle Xiao Shangxian, Aunt Xiangling, Aunt Xingqiu, Uncle Chongyun..."

Seeing that Nangong Ya ignored him, little Ruotuo had no choice but to curl his lips and bark obediently.

"Xiao Li has a rather calm personality, please don't mind."

Although Zhong Li is no longer Zhong Li, Hu Tao has become accustomed to her taciturnity.

"Alright, alright, everyone, please take your seats. I heard that Xiao Shangxian and the Traveler are quite familiar with each other, right?"

After introducing two new children, Hu Tao urged everyone to take their seats and asked Ying questions.

"We are old friends."

Ying nodded.

"That's great, you two can sit together!"

After confirming that Ying and Xiao knew each other, Hu Tao rearranged her seat.

Since Xiao was the guest of honor, he naturally sat in the host seat, which was to the right of Hutao facing the door. Ying sat to the right of Xiao, and Zhongli sat directly opposite Hutao.

After everyone was seated, the delicious dishes were served one by one, and the aroma filled the air.

However, the occasion seemed somewhat formal, and even Paimeng became a little cautious and did not dare to eat too much.

"I didn't expect that the Traveler and Paimon were actually friends of the Great Sage..."

Chongyun whispered in surprise.

"Does Chongyun also know Xiao?"

Paimon asked curiously.

"Well, the alchemist clan has some connections with the Great Sage who conquers demons. They have a long history of working together to exorcise demons and evil spirits, one in the light and the other in the dark."

Chongyun nodded and explained, then said to Xiao nervously, "I didn't expect that I could see the Demon-Subduing Great Sage with my own eyes today with the help of the Hall Master. I am honored to meet you."

"polite."

Xiao simply responded.

"I feel honored to have the chance to meet the legendary Great Sage who conquers demons. I've heard Chongyun mention him before."

"Remember you said that you must let the Great Sage know the importance of exorcists..."

Xingqiu also spoke respectfully at this time, and then looked at Chongyun who was sitting next to him.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Chongyun quickly pretended to cough, reminding Xingqiu not to say anything more.

"Wow, everyone is suddenly so respectful, I don't know how to interrupt..."

He found that everyone was somewhat respectful towards Xiao. This atmosphere made Paimeng a little unhappy, so he had to put down his chopsticks and look at Xiao.

"Uh, Master Xiao... the Great Sage who conquers demons... Great Sage! Paimon also salutes you, and wishes you a happy Lantern Festival!"

Paimon then saluted Xiao.

"..."

Xiao was silent for a moment, somewhat uncomfortable.

"It seems that everyone is not in a festive mood. Let me help and see what this is."

Seeing that everyone was being cautious and waiting to watch the show, Nangong Ya shook her head, stood up, took out the Chen Ge gourd, took out a pot of fine wine from the gourd and placed it on the table.

She spent a huge amount of money to buy this for this meal...

When the wine jar was opened, the aroma of Liyue wine immediately filled the entire box and even floated out of the window.

"Eh? Alcohol? I probably can't drink it..."

How could he not smell the aroma of such wine? Chongyun said nervously. What he feared most at a banquet was being toasted.

Whirring whirring……

Just at this moment, the sound of wind was heard outside.

"The wind carries the seeds of stories..."

A voice that was unfamiliar to Xingqiu and the others came from outside.

“Time makes it sprout!”

Paimon subconsciously continued this sentence.

"Hmm? If I heard correctly, is there someone outside the door? Go open the door!"

Hu Tao was confused for a moment, then quickly spoke to Zhongli, who was closest to the door.

"Don't bother me, I'm here to bother you!"

The next moment, a strong wind blew, and the door of the box was blown open, and a familiar bard walked in from outside.

“Hoohoo, no matter whether we have met somewhere else before, now we are meeting again in a new way! Happy holidays to all new and old friends~”

Wendy walked in and greeted everyone.

"Look, I told you before that this jar of wine can summon the wind god..."

Seeing Wendy come in, Nangong Ya leaned over to Xiao Ruotu's ear and whispered.

"But this jar of wine didn't taste that good before. Didn't you just buy it from a roadside stall?"

Xiao Ruotu asked doubtfully. She felt something was wrong as soon as she smelled the aroma of wine. She remembered that there was no smell at the beginning.

"Hey, I added a little Diona's wine in it and asked that pure water elf to help~"

Nangong Ya smiled and explained in a low voice.

Normally when Diona mixes cocktails, a little bit of Kalilu's blessing can make the cocktails extremely delicious. Although the distance was a bit far this time, Kalilu herself took action to help purify the aroma of the wine.

This time, it can be considered as a favor that Nangong Ya helped her restore her strength.

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