Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Hiss! Ah Chou, why don't you catch me? My waist..."

It fell and hit Achou, and Arawaki Ichito covered his waist and wailed.

In response, Ah Chou could only twist his body around innocently.

"It's blocked from above, and we don't know how deep we've fallen."

Paimon looked up and found that he could not see the entrance he fell in through.

At this time, they were in a seemingly enclosed underground space.

"What just happened, why did we suddenly fall down?"

Ying looked at Nangong Ya in confusion. Her attention was just focused on Nangong Ya suddenly grabbing Paimeng's legs. When she came to her senses, everyone fell down together.

“This rowdy guy and his cow tried to touch the post, so we fell down.”

Ye Lan looked unhappily at Arawaki Ito who was rubbing her waist.

"Ahem, I didn't mean it."

Arata Ichito coughed twice in embarrassment, and Achou at his feet twisted his body and cried out.

"Humph, it's all Ichidou's fault. Now I don't know how to get out."

Upon hearing that it was actually Arata Ichito's fault, Paimon snorted and spoke angrily.

"Huh? You actually called me an idiot?!"

When confronting Paimon, Araki Ichido was more confident than when he was confronting others, and he immediately glared back.

"I, I'm telling the truth. Everyone knows you're an idiot."

Paimon was frightened by Arata Ichito's momentum and explained weakly.

"Damn it, if I'm an idiot, then you're... a flying dwarf melon!"

Arata was so angry that he gave Paimon an ugly nickname.

"???"

"Flying Dwarf Violets?! I'm so pissed! I'm going to give you an ugly nickname! I'm going to call you...Cowherd!"

This was the second ugliest nickname Paimon had ever heard, the first being God's Mouth. She was so angry that she quickly gave Arotaki Ichito an ugly nickname as well.

"Flying Dwarf Pansy!"

"The cattle herder!"

"melon!"

"Cattle!"

The two almost got into a fight, but fortunately Paimon knew her own limitations, and when Arata Ichito came forward, she hid behind Ying.

Ying ignored the two of them, but thought of something and looked at the more reliable Ye Lan, Yan Fei and Jiu Qi Shinobu.

"I remember that the last time the pillar fell, there seemed to be a glowing space below. The force in the space formed a collision with the pillar. Maybe we fell into that space."

"We have to be careful of the giant relic snake. It might have fallen in as well. In such a small space, the destructive power of that big guy is deadly."

Ying recalled the last battle against the giant relic snake and explained it to Ye Lan and Yan Fei.

Although she herself was not afraid, it would be very troublesome if the people present were attacked.

"So, I came to the Layered Abyss to retrieve the Taiweiyi Disk mentioned in the will. This magic weapon was brought to the Layered Abyss by a man with lofty ideals, who later died in the war... Could this place be related to that magic weapon?"

Yan Fei thought for a moment and told the contents of the will. She came here to retrieve the Taiweiyi Plate.

"The Great Power Plate..."

No one had heard of this magic weapon, so they couldn't give any opinion on it.

"It seems that it will be difficult for us to get out in a short time, but I brought food and water here. If you need anything, you can tell me."

Jiuqi Shinobu took out the water bag she carried with her and explained that although she didn't bring much, she could still last for a while if she lived frugally.

"It's okay. If you're really hungry, there's food in reserve."

Nangong Ya pointed at Paimeng who was glaring at Araki.

"?"

Hearing this, Paimon no longer cared about Aradaki Ichito and cast a questioning look in this direction, while Aradaki Ichito happily celebrated with Achou as if he had won.

"Forget it, I'll go find the exit, you guys keep an eye on the unstable guy."

Ye Lan shook his head, gave a reminder, and then turned around and walked towards the depths of the underground space alone.

This underground space seemed to have only one exit, and everyone didn't plan to stay where they were, so they quickly followed Ye Lan.

Everyone went deep into the underground space and found that the space was not very large, but there was a wooden door similar to the Wutou Gate deep in the ground. In the center of the wooden door was the entrance to the secret realm with a blue halo.

"There's actually an entrance to a secret realm in a place like this?"

As one of the two people in Teyvat who deal with the secret realm most frequently, Paimon said with some surprise. As for the other person, it was of course Ying who was beside her.

"If there is a way in, there must be a way out. Let's go in and take a look!"

When Ichito Aratake saw that there was a way to go, he immediately suggested it.

"..."

At this moment, Ye Lan seemed to hear something and turned her head to look behind her.

Seeing Ye Lan's actions, the others finally reacted and turned their heads.

Behind everyone, a young immortal with dark green hair appeared here at some point.

“…Huh? It’s Xiao!”

"Great Sage! Why are you here?"

Paimon and Yanfei recognized Xiao at once and were a little surprised at his appearance.

"Xiaobao, long time no see!"

Nangong Ya happily moved closer, and without waiting for Xiao to react, she pulled out a hair-like grass element and tied it to Xiao's left wrist.

"What...is this?"

Xiao looked at the grass element wrapped around his wrist in confusion.

"This is a fuse, for insurance."

Nangong Ya explained, then stepped back with satisfaction and stood next to Ying and the others.

"...I just came down from up there, and when I heard the noise, I followed it all the way here."

Xiao was silent for a moment, then put down his hand and answered Yan Fei's question.

"Did you fall here accidentally? Do you want to come with us?"

Everyone looked at Nangong Ya in confusion, and then Paimeng asked Xiao this question.

"No need, I have other important matters to attend to."

"This is not the place for you to come... It's too dangerous, go back as soon as possible."

After shaking his head, Xiao gave everyone a reminder and then disappeared. He was so fast that Paimon and the others couldn't see how he left.

"Hey, this guy doesn't even feel the pain in his waist when he's standing and talking. If I could go back, I would have climbed up long ago."

After Xiao disappeared, Aradaki Ichito couldn't help but complain.

"Is it really okay to let that gentleman act alone?"

Like Aratake Ichito, Jiuqi didn't know Xiao, so he couldn't help but ask.

"That guy, even if you don't let him act alone, he won't listen... But he's very powerful, so just let him be."

Paimon spread her hands. They knew Xiao quite well and had had many contacts with him after the incident with Osel.

After Xiao left, everyone continued to enter the entrance to the secret realm.

With a dizzying feeling, they came to a maze, around which they could see some ruined ancient Liyue buildings.

……