Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After enjoying the delicious grilled fish, Nangong Ya returned to Mondstadt with the satisfied Klee, and Klee also ran back to the Knights Templar with a bunch of blackback sea bass and handed them to Captain Jean.

"Captain Qin! Klee has made a new friend!"

"Also, Klee and her caught a lot of fish, they were delicious!"

Although I think it’s good to see Klee making new friends, I can’t help but teach her a lesson after seeing the blackback bass that was blown up by Klee.

On the other side, Nangong Ya returned to the Cat's Tail Tavern to find Diona.

"Come here, little Dionna, look what I brought you..."

Nangong Ya secretly pulled Diona to the corner of the Cat's Tail Tavern and handed the still hot grilled fish to Diona.

"Grilled fish! It's the delicious black-back bass from Xingluo Lake!"

Diona's eyes lit up and she even recognized the fish from that place.

When it comes to tender and delicious fish, the blackback bass in Xingluo Lake is definitely the best. It's a pity that fishing is mostly prohibited there and you can't catch many, so they are extremely rare.

"Not bad, this is what I prepared specially for you. It's almost cold, so eat it while it's hot!"

Nangong Ya handed the grilled fish to Diona.

But Diona just drooped her ears and didn't take it.

"But it's working hours now. It's not a good time to eat..."

Although Diona came to work in order to destroy Mond Wine Industry, since she had received money from Margaret, Diona was still very conscientious during work hours.

"Hehe, it's okay, just eat. I'll take your place for a while. It's just making drinks!"

Nangong Ya grabbed Diona's hand and forced her to take the grilled fish, then walked towards the bar proudly.

"Can you really do that?"

"Don't worry, I'm very powerful!"

"All right……"

Diona had no choice but to choose to believe Nangong Ya. She ran to the side, found a place to sit down and started eating the grilled fish, but her eyes were still on Nangong Ya.

Nangong Ya rolled up her long sleeves, picked up the shaker under the curious gaze of Shuyun and the little prince beside her, and began to prepare the ingredients for the cocktail, imitating Diona.

Of course, compared to Diona who deliberately used strange materials, Nangong Ya could only choose normal materials.

'Hehe, who on earth will have the honor to taste the fine wine blended by this demon god himself?'

"See the bar shaken by the power of the devil!"

"At this moment, I will recreate the war between demons and gods!"

With this in mind, Nangong Ya grasped the shaker and began to shake it at an astonishing speed, as if there were motors installed in her hands, and her hands were so fast that only shadows could be seen.

"Alright! This is the special vintage sunset!"

After pouring the wine in the shaker into a glass filled with ice cubes, Nangong Ya finished her work with satisfaction.

Due to Diona's unique cocktail-making style, the Cat's Tail Tavern has a wine selling plan that is only for Diona. That is, when customers place an order, they do not specify the wine, and Diona will freely serve it to the customers.

This solution is also to solve the problem that Diona likes to add strange ingredients. Although the drinks she mixes taste good, she cannot let the drinkers know what the raw materials are.

Therefore, the glass of wine prepared by Nangong Ya, who temporarily replaced Diona, was also sold in this way, to a drinker named Ning Lu.

He suddenly became the focus of attention of Nangong Ya, Diona, Shuyun, and Margaret who appeared out of nowhere.

Under Nangong Ya's expectant gaze, the other party picked up the wine glass and took a sip.

Ning Lu: “…”

Then he just lay there motionless.

drunk?

With such doubts, several people moved closer.

"Oh no! He's foaming at the mouth! Help him!"

Shuyun exclaimed and hurried forward to check the other party's condition.

Nangong Ya: “…”

Nangong Ya looked down at her hands.

This shouldn’t be the case. Aren’t the materials used normal?

Could it be that I also have some kind of curse like Diona?

such as……

"I will bless the demon god born in the sea of ​​​​glazed lilies as a gift of growth and farewell. May the wine in your cup always be as sweet as Inazuma's nuclear waste water."

Such a curse!

"You are amazing. I have been trying so hard for so long but still couldn't do it, but you did it in one go."

After Ning Lu was hurriedly sent to the West Wind Church to seek treatment from the nuns, the Cat's Tail Tavern became much quieter. Diona, who was eating grilled fish, came to Nangong Ya, who was squatting in the corner drawing circles, and spoke with some envy.

"I...Alas! It turns out that I have no affinity with alcohol."

Nangong Ya opened her mouth, but in the end could only sigh helplessly, which made Diona feel a little confused.

"It's okay, Xiaoya, but could you please mix me another drink now while no one is around? I plan to add it to my own drink later, maybe it will become unpalatable!"

Diona patted Nangong Ya's shoulder to comfort her, then pointed towards the bar and pleaded.

"Okay... I'll give it a try. This time I'm going to show my strength."

Nangong Ya recovered a little and ran to the bar again when no one was in the tavern, but she didn't notice that the little prince had quietly moved away a little.

Soon, a cup of improved sunset was prepared.

However, there were no customers at the moment, so Diona could only wait until the business resumed and try again.

Although there were only two of them in the Cat's Tail Tavern, a new customer arrived soon after. However, he had no idea what had just happened and since there were not many people in the tavern, he mistakenly thought that the tavern was closed today.

Fortunately, Nangong Ya gave him a brief explanation, and then he went into the tavern and sat down.

Diona got her wish and started mixing cocktails, and carefully added the sunset glow that Nangong Ya had just prepared.

So, Diona personally brought the prepared wine to the table of the guest, and then looked at him expectantly from the side.

Most drinkers have become accustomed to Diona's behavior. They have always thought that it was just a little girl's desire to be praised.

The drinker picked up the glass without warning.

"Gulp gulp... It's so delicious! Miss Diona's skills have improved again!"

After drinking the sweet wine in one gulp, the drinker couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praise Diona's skills.

"What? It's still useless..."

Diona drooped her ears in frustration.

However, at this moment, the drunkard fell to the side with his thumbs up and became motionless.

"...?"

"???"

Diona and Nangong Ya, who came over, looked at each other, their little eyes filled with confusion.

"Did he say it was delicious just to comfort me?!"

Diona thought of something, looked at Nangong Ya and spoke excitedly.

"...I don't think so. His reaction when he said it tasted good just now didn't seem like an act."

Faced with Diona's excitement, Nangong Ya shook her head.

After touching her chin with her right hand and thinking for a while, Nangong Ya suddenly thought of a possibility, and immediately clenched her right fist and placed it in the palm of her left hand.

"I think I know what's going on!"

"Diona, you can always make delicious wine. Even the wines I made that taste terrible have been made delicious by you!"

Nangong Ya was sure that the drinker's comment about the taste was not meant to comfort Diona; the reaction was too natural to be fake.

"Why did he faint then?"

Having her guess denied, Diona drooped her shoulders in disappointment and continued to ask in confusion.

"Hehe, the reason is very simple!"

"Diona, you can make something taste good, but if that thing is poison, you will also make it taste good poison!"

"So, although the wine still tastes good after adding my substance, it has been poisoned without you noticing!"

Nangong Ya put her hands on her hips and expressed her guess with some pride.

Although it cannot be fully confirmed without sample testing, she is still willing to believe her guess.

Diona: “…”

Diona was silent for a moment. Although she would add some strange ingredients when mixing cocktails, she didn't want to poison anyone, so she would definitely not put anything containing deadly toxins. It was really possible.

"But you didn't put poison in the wine, did you?"

Diona couldn't help but have such doubts pop up in her mind again.

"Eh? Why are you drawing circles in the corner again?"

……