Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Haven't you heard of the most popular author of the Monthly Magazine, the caring elder sister [Miss Hina] who helps people solve their problems and worries?"

Yae Kamiko asked Goro with a smile.

"...?"

Goro was stunned. If he remembered correctly, Yaedo did send him some letters expressing readers' troubles, and he gave his own suggestions in the letters and sent them back to Yaedo.

"Hmm? It seems you didn't bring the clothes I prepared for you?"

Yae Kamiko picked up the bag that Goro brought with him. She could tell from the weight that there were no clothes she had prepared for Goro in it.

After all, Goro prepared very little.

"The clothes that were prepared...you mean the women's clothes?!"

Goro recalled the blue-green traditional Inazuma women's clothing in the courier box. (It's strange, it looks green to the naked eye, but when I used the color picker, I found that it was more blue, so I just wrote it like this)

"Yes, that's the costume for Ms. Hina. I originally wanted to invite you to play Ms. Hina, but now it's your own request, but if you want, I can pay you for the performance~"

Yae Shinko smiled and nodded as she explained.

Ms. Hina's image was decided at the beginning. She specially customized such clothes and asked Kirara to send a set to Goro.

"Damn it, it turns out you had planned this a long time ago..."

Wu Lang gnashed his teeth in anger, but soon he remembered that he didn't bring the clothes, so he quickly said, "But I didn't bring the clothes, let's change the image."

As for the idea of ​​wearing women's clothes, Wulang naturally refused.

"Don't bother. I ordered two sets of clothes."

Yae Kamiko smiled and waved her hand, and the makeup artist turned and walked to the next room, and soon took out another box from the warehouse.

He placed the box on the ground and opened it. Inside the box were the same clothes that Goro had received.

"You, you really had this planned all along!"

Wu Lang gritted his teeth and wanted to refuse this matter, but it seemed that he had asked for it himself at the beginning...

And I’ve already put on my makeup. Will she still agree if I want to run away?

Looking down at the blue-green traditional Inazuma women's clothing in the box, Goro couldn't help but recall in his mind the face in the mirror just now when he was wearing this outfit.

"..."

Goro's face immediately turned red with shame.

"Hey, don't be so nervous, little guy, it's just a disguise you want~"

Yae Shinko bent down, took the main part of the suit out of the box and held it in her hand.

"Who, who is nervous? I just... don't know how to dress!"

Goro became more nervous when he saw the clothes being lifted up by Yae Shinko. His tail stiffened and his body subconsciously took a defensive posture, but he still denied it stubbornly.

Do I really have to wear...

"Haha, it doesn't matter if you don't know how to dress. Someone take Miss Hina downstairs to dress her up."

Yae Shinko turned around with a smile and gave an order to the outside of the door.

"?!"

"What are you doing! I can do it myself!"

Seeing the door opened, Goro was so scared that he quickly snatched the clothes from Yae Shinko's hand.

"Okay, please go to the room over there and change your clothes~"

Yae Kamiko smiled and pointed to a room nearby to Goro. This was the room where the makeup artist had just taken out the box of clothes.

Only then did Goro run into the room with his clothes in his arms, blushing.

Xiao Xinhai wanted to follow in, but was picked up by Yae Shinko, who took out a tri-colored dumpling to attract her attention and stop her from making trouble.

"Thank you Ms. Hina for your active cooperation~"

"..."

Goro, who hid in the changing room, did not respond, but just took off his clothes and changed into the clothes prepared for him by Yae Shinko.

The material of this dress must be very exquisite, and the soft touch on her body gave her an illusion of being wrapped in a soft quilt, which was as comfortable as wrapping herself in it. She tied the belt clumsily to secure the loose clothes.

But she soon discovered something was wrong. The dress was too big, and when she put it on, there was a large empty space at the chest area. If she didn't deal with it, the collar would hang down and directly expose her chest.

"I know what you are worried about. There should be a big box in the room. It contains Ms. Hina's accessories~"

Just when Goro didn't know what to do, Yae Shinko's teasing voice came from outside.

Wu Lang lowered his head and looked around, and sure enough, he found a large box in the corner. He then walked over and opened the box.

"...!!!"

When Goro saw what was in the box, his face suddenly turned red, as red as a ripe apple.

This, this hateful woman...

It's full of evil fun and premeditated!

But the clothes had already been put on, and Goro felt that there was no way back, so he could only take it out of the box with trembling hands.

Soft...

Is this the real feeling...?

Goro, who had never been in love, was a little at a loss. He felt that the thing in his hand was extremely hot. He wanted to throw it away but didn't know how.

Gritting his teeth, Goro took off the upper part of his clothes, then put on the things in his hands, and then hurriedly put his clothes back on.

He could feel a cool touch on his chest, but since he couldn't see it with his eyes, Goro could barely accept it.

With this thing, the collar of Miss Hina's clothes looked much more harmonious, but the white color made Goro blush again when he looked down, and he quickly turned his attention back to the box.

There were other accessories in the box, and Goro noticed a necklace-like ornament with a tassel hanging on it.

Wu Lang quickly figured out the function of this thing, so he quickly picked it up, took a deep breath, and put it around his neck, using the tassels hanging from the collar to cover the seam on his chest.

Slightly relieved, Goro looked at the things in the box again: a headdress with cotton balls, a pair of black gloves, a pair of socks, and a pair of wooden clogs.

Goro was more easily able to accept these and quickly put all the accessories on himself. Finally, he picked up his own Rock God's Eye and hid it inside his belt.

Since the belt of Inazuma's traditional clothing is relatively wide, there is no need to worry about the Eye of God being seen when hiding it inside, and it generally will not fall off.

After doing all this, Goro looked down at her exaggerated chest, suppressed her shame and walked out the door somewhat uncomfortably, her cute tail swaying gently behind her.

Walking out of the room, Yae Kamiko was teasing Xiao Hai. She raised her head after seeing Goro, with a slight surprise and satisfaction in her eyes.

"..."

Goro's face was very red, and her tail was swinging restlessly behind her. She might not know how cute and charming she looked right now.

The makeup artist who had not left yet stared at Goro blankly. After a long while, he came to his senses until Yae Kamiko reminded him and hurriedly left the room.

"Goro... Sister Goro!"

Xiao Xiaohai beside Yae Kamiko raised her head and looked curiously at Goro who had changed into women's clothes.

……

Ms. Hina