Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Wow! What a vicious new move! Paimon will have to stay away from Xiaoya from now on!"

Hearing Nangong Ya's explanation, Paimeng was startled and quickly hid behind Ying's head.

"What are you afraid of? You make it sound like you have one."

Nangong Ya glared at Paimeng unhappily.

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"Paimon is also growing, right? But you, Xiaoya, are not growing at all!"

Paimon glared back angrily.

“Damn it, Sister Ying, don’t stop me. I must touch Paimeng today and see if she can change her ways!”

"I didn't stop you."

Ying looked speechlessly at Nangong Ya who had rolled up her sleeves but stood still.

"Ahem, that... what you were just talking about, is that the Rock God?"

Ying protected her chest with one hand and couldn't help but interrupt Nangong Ya and Paimon's play to ask them questions.

She noticed that the term "Emperor Rock King" appeared in Nangong Ya's words just now.

"Yes, that's her."

Nangong Ya nodded and answered, without paying any attention to Paimeng.

"But that old man...hasn't he passed away?"

Ying said this with some confusion, and glanced at Ying after he finished speaking.

According to what Yae Shinko told her after her investigation, the fall of the two gods, Wind and Rock, was indeed related to this traveler.

"Uh...how should I put it? He's not dead."

Nangong Ya scratched his head and began to explain Zhongli's situation to Ying.

"At first he just wanted to retire, so he pretended to be dead to test the people of Liyue. If Liyue can survive the storm, it can move from the era of divine rule to the era of human rule."

"Later, he handed the Heart of God to the Ice Queen. But before that, I touched the Heart of God, which caused the position of Rock God to be vacant. That's why you received the news of Rock God's death."

Nangong Ya explained to Ying.

The message that the Heart of God sent originally was not to prompt that "a certain god has fallen", but that "a certain position of god is vacant".

But under normal circumstances, if the seven gods have not fallen, the throne cannot be voluntarily given up and passed on to others, so Ying would naturally think that the two gods Feng and Yan have fallen.

"...So that's how it is. Then is the God of Wind the same as well?"

Ying was somewhat surprised that Nangong Ya could actually interfere with the Heart of God, but when he thought that she could even resurrect the dead, it was not so surprising in comparison.

Reversing life and death is an absolute taboo in Teyvat, after all, there are rulers above who control life and death.

"Of course it is the same."

"In fact, I have also touched your Heart of God."

Nangong Ya spread her hands.

"……?when?"

Ying was stunned for a moment. She had not yet sensed that her God's Heart had disappeared. Although she no longer used God's Heart, the connection with it was not cut off easily, otherwise she would not have received any news from the two gods Feng and Yan.

"Oh, the scumbag fox gave your Heart of God to your country and it collapsed. I touched it by the way."

Nangong Ya betrayed Yae Shen Zi without hesitation.

"Guochuang...is that him..."

"Hmph, I'll go ask the Son of God."

Ying snorted, then looked at Ying and Paimon.

Since the two gods Feng Yan have not fallen, my previous arrest warrant for them was an injustice to them...

"In that case, the previous wanted notice was completely wrongful against you. I am very sorry."

Ying said apologetically to Ying and Paimon.

"It's okay. After all, they can't do anything to me if I change my hair color."

Ying waved her hands. Ever since she beat up the general, she wasn't that angry with the Thunder God anymore.

"Okay, I understand. I will improve their wanted method when I return."

Ying nodded subconsciously, preparing to improve the wanted method followed by Tianling.

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"By the way, as compensation, I'll give you these knife guards. It just so happens that you were looking for this thing just now."

Ying said this and handed the knife guard he had just picked up to Ying.

"What? They are just three worn-out sword guards, not worth much Mora."

Paimeng looked down at the three sword hilts in Ying's hands, then curled his lips and said in dissatisfaction.

How could a dignified General of Thunder give such little compensation?

"Well, if that's the case... I'll give you the naginata that you confiscated from the general last time as an apology."

Ying thought for a moment and decided to do so.

Although the Nagi-gusa Inamitsu Shogun was easy to use, as the god of Inazuma, it would not be difficult for her to find a new weapon of similar quality.

"Okay, okay, that weapon must be very valuable, Xiaoya, please take it out quickly!"

Paimon immediately helped Ying accept it, then rubbed his hands happily and looked at Nangong Ya.

"..."

Noticing that Ying and Ying were also looking over, Nangong Ya had no choice but to take out the Naggae Rice Light from Chen Ge's gourd in frustration.

"I finally got it out of this game after beating Zhou Ben..."

Nangong Ya was a little reluctant to hold the Naggaku no Inahi, as this was a weapon she had never owned before.

"Hehe, if Xiaoya wants it, just buy it from us for one million Mora."

Paimon proposed to Nangong Ya with a wicked smile.

"Really?"

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up, but she still looked at Ying, after all, the thing was given to her by Ying.

"……Um."

Ying thought about it and felt that one million Mora was nothing to Nangong Ya, so he simply nodded in cooperation with Paimeng.

"Okay, deal!"

Nangong Ya happily took out a check from the North Country Bank, tore off a piece and handed it to Ying.

"This is a check from the Northland Bank. You can withdraw the money at any Northland Bank branch except Inazuma."

After handing over the check, Nangong Ya happily put the Naggaku no Inami into the gourd.

The Northland Bank is the largest bank in the continent of Teyvat and the only bank with branches in all seven countries. Nangong Ya considered that she would have to visit various countries in the future, so she deposited all her money in the Northland Bank to avoid running out of money when she was in a certain country.

It is worth mentioning that during the lockdown, Inazuma's Northern Bank was basically closed, and it is estimated that it will have to wait until the lockdown is lifted before it can open.

Because during the lockdown, it was difficult for the North Country Bank to transmit its bills, and the user's money might not match the account, and Mora was unable to enter or leave the customs.

"Okay, in that case, I should go find the Son of God and ask him about the Heart of God."

Seeing that Nangong Ya and Ying had completed the transaction, Ying began to explain.

"Okay, bye Ying, come visit the kindergarten often when you have time."

"Goodbye."

Nangong Ya, Ying and the others said goodbye to Ying.

At Narukami Taisha Shrine, Yae Kamiko, who was sitting under the sacred cherry tree admiring the cherry blossoms, suddenly had a bad premonition.

"That's strange, could it be that the little guy is thinking about me again?"

Yae Shinko looked around carefully, but found nothing.

Confused, she could only treat it as an illusion and continued to admire the falling cherry blossoms from the sacred cherry tree.

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