Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Hey hey hey, Xiao baby wants mommy to hug him~"

In the forest, the delicate and pretty little girl hugged the little boy with dark green hair tightly, while the latter, with a look of resistance, pushed Nangong Ya's face away as she tried to get closer to him.

"It's no use. Can you escape from Mama's clutches? You can't~"

"..."

If Xiao was able to lift the Prismatic Sword, he would have fiercely driven away the pervert in front of him.

Although his mind and memory have become infantilized, his cold personality does not seem to have changed much.

"Mua~ Let's go, Mama will take you to find Morax!"

Nangong Ya picked up the baby Xiao like a child and let him sit on her arms, then walked down the mountain impatiently.

Although the two seemed to be only separated by a head, Nangong Ya's strength made it extremely easy for her to pick up the young Xiao.

The young Xiao tried to struggle, but under Nangong Ya's unique purification ability, his strength was also childish, and he could not resist at all.

It is worth mentioning that the rejuvenation of the purification ability does not mean turning Xiao’s strength into the strength he once had when he was young, but turning it into the strength that an ordinary human should have when he is young. Therefore, even if his original form is a golden-winged Roc, he is now only weak, helpless, pitiful and cute.

After going down the mountain, Nangong Ya soon arrived at the only way from Guiliyuan to Liyue Harbor.

After determining the direction according to her memory, Nangong Ya carried the young Xiao towards Liyue Harbor. She couldn’t wait to show Morax how cute her young Xiao was…

Although she was still weak, Nangong Ya, who was once a demon god, had unquestionable strength and speed. She hurried along and soon arrived at Wangshu Inn.

“…It seems like we’re going the wrong way.”

Looking at the iconic huge inn not far away, Nangong Ya felt a little embarrassed for a moment. Even if she took the wrong road, it was still too wrong.

Nangong Ya secretly glanced at the young Xiao in her arms and found that he was looking at her with contempt...

“…Give me some almond tofu!”

……

When Nangong Ya walked into Wangshu Inn holding the baby Xiao, several people who knew the existence of the Demon-Subduing Great Sage, including Philgodette, all widened their eyes.

Oh my God, when did the Great Sage Subduing Demons have a son and a daughter…?

And it seems that the sister has come to the door with her brother!

The Great Sage Who Conquers Demons actually has a love debt outside?

Such thoughts swept through the minds of Philgodette and others like a brainstorm.

"Hehehe, delicious almond tofu~"

Putting the baby Xiao on the ground, Nangong Ya sat happily at the table and tasted the almond tofu that had just been served.

Because Nangong Ya deliberately pushed the other chairs away before sitting down, Xiao, who couldn't reach the table, could only stand next to Nangong Ya. However, due to his height, only the part above his eyes was higher than the table. He could only stand on tiptoes and worry as he watched Nangong Ya tasting the almond tofu.

"Hey, do you want to eat?"

After eating most of the delicious almond tofu, Nangong Ya looked with a sly smile at the anxious young Xiao who came close to her.

Obviously, Xiao, with his immature mind, is much weaker in controlling his emotions.

"Ah."

The young Xiao wanted to remain reserved as much as possible. He just nodded his head and looked at Nangong Ya with his big, sparkling eyes.

"Then imitate the cat's meow for me~"

Looking at the cute appearance of the young Xiao, Nangong Ya made the request with a wicked smile.

"..."

The young Xiao's face froze.

"Yes, you can eat it all. The rest on the plate is yours..."

Nangong Ya deliberately pushed the plate to the table to lure the young Xiao.

"..."

"Meow……"

There was a blush on the young face, and the young Xiao meowed softly.

"Meehahahah, Xiaobao is so good~"

Nangong Ya immediately became happy. She picked up Xiao and let him sit on her lap. She also gave him all the remaining almond tofu on the plate.

"..."

Not far away, the eavesdroppers looked at each other.

"This elder sister is really good at bullying her younger brother..."

"The siblings are so loving..."

"As expected of the descendant of the Great Saint who conquers demons!"

The first thoughts that came to several people's minds were different.

……

Since neither of them had Mora, Nangong Ya carefully sneaked out of Wangshu Inn with the young Xiao, who looked disdainful.

But in fact, because he suspected that the two were the debts of love owed by the Great Sage, Philgodette had no intention of taking their money at all.

I only dared to order one dish, and I didn’t even dare to ask for rice. I had no money to pay the bill and had to sneak away. It must be very difficult for the two siblings to wander around outside...

Great Sage who conquers demons, please bring them back as soon as possible. At worst, our inn will help you raise them!

……

After leaving Wangshu Inn, Nangong Ya returned in the same direction she came from. Now she didn't have to worry about taking the wrong road.

After crossing Guiliyuan again, Nangong Ya finally brought the young Xiao to the prosperous Liyue Harbor before dark.

On the way, Xiao tried to ask Nangong Ya to put him down and let him walk by himself, but Nangong Ya refused on the grounds that he was walking too slowly.

"Oh, the places where humans live are so spectacular now..."

Walking into the bustling Liyue Harbor, Nangong Ya looked around and couldn't help but exclaimed.

She was sealed during the Demon-God War period, and at that time the people of Liyue basically lived in Guiliyuan.

"..."

Since most of his memories are childish, which is equivalent to amnesia, the prosperous Liyue Harbor is very novel to the young Xiao, and he can't help looking outside in Nangong Ya's arms.

Nangong Ya then put the young Xiao down and held his little hand as they walked on the busy street.

In order to confirm what time it was, Nangong Ya had to stop passers-by and ask.

"Uncle, have you heard about the dragon disaster in Mond?"

"Dragon disaster? What is that?"

"Auntie, have you heard of the Eye Hunting Order?"

"Little sister, I seem to have heard of the Eye Hunting Order you mentioned somewhere..."

After asking several passers-by about some important events in the main storyline, Nangong Ya finally confirmed the current time.

The dragon disaster in Mondstadt has not happened yet, but Inazuma's Eye Hunting Order has been issued, the Great Tree King is still remembered, and the Water God has not yet stepped down, so the time for the yellow-haired traveler to encounter the floating spirit should be not far away.

In that case...

"Auntie, how do I get to the Hall of Rebirth?"

She made good use of her appearance and voice, and all the passers-by who were stopped and questioned by Nangong Ya responded with a kind smile, and she never showed any impatience.

After learning how to get to the Hall of Rebirth, Nangong Ya couldn't wait to pull the young Xiao towards the Hall.

In front of the Hall of Rebirth, Zhongli, who had just returned from dinner at the Glazed Pavilion, suddenly stopped and heard a distant yet familiar voice in his ears.

"Morax! Take my angry Mandrill!"

Zhongli turned around and found that a little boy who looked very similar to the guardian Yaksha Xiao was thrown towards him like a projectile. There was a bit of confusion on his face, as if he did not expect to be thrown out so suddenly.

"Ugh……"

Zhongli sighed lightly, stretched out his hands and easily caught the young Xiao that flew over, and held him to his side with one hand as if he were holding a child.

After seeing Zhongli, the young Xiao became much more well-behaved and stayed in Zhongli's arms without moving.

"It's you. Long time no see."

Looking at the little girl who was walking towards him and glaring at him angrily, a trace of nostalgia appeared on Zhongli's face.

"Humph, how can I repay this thousand-year-old hatred?"

Nangong Ya crossed her arms and spoke unhappily.

If she didn't know that her attack could not break the defense, she would not have stopped after throwing out Xiao.

"…Are you imitating his speech?"

Obviously, that person should not have said this, but Zhongli instinctively felt that Nangong Ya was imitating the other person's speech.

"How did you know...?"

"Forget it, Morax, you've sealed me away for so long, I must settle the score today!"

Because of the deliberate use of the power of the devil to cause an impact without people noticing, passers-by in the Hall of Rebirth and on the street nearby all instinctively moved away from where Nangong Ya and Zhongli were, and they themselves were unaware of it.

Looking at Nangong Ya rolling up her sleeves and clenching her fists as if she was ready to fight, Zhongli, who knew that she was not good at fighting, could only sigh.

"Well, how are you going to settle the accounts?"

Zhongli didn't want to fight with his old friend whom he hadn't seen for thousands of years, so he had to give in.

"Hey, that's more like it..."

After hearing Zhongli's reply, Nangong Ya, who was originally angry, suddenly changed her attitude and rubbed her hands with a chuckle.

But watching her rubbing her hands, Zhongli's eyes twitched slightly, as if he remembered something bad.

"How about this, you find me a place to live and send me to Mondstadt after a while, and then the matter of the seal will be written off."

The period of time that Nangong Ya mentioned is naturally the time when the main storyline of the game begins.

She wanted to see for herself what the protagonist she originally controlled in the game was like...

"Is that all?"

……