Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Excuse me, I understand your current situation. On behalf of the resistance army, I formally welcome you to join us."

After learning that Ying and Paimon were the ones who disrupted the hunting ceremony of the 100th Eye of God and were planning to join the resistance, Goro warmly welcomed them to join.

"Ms. Coral Palace is not currently in the rebel camp, and we don't know where she went."

"I would like to let Teppei take you to familiarize yourself with the environment of the resistance army first, and then ask you to support the front-line operations. Is that okay?"

Goro asked after explaining.

"No problem, for the Resistance!"

Ying nodded and quickly got into the role.

Supporting the front-line operations is a piece of cake for her now. As long as General Lei Dian does not go to the battlefield in person, she does not have to worry about encountering an opponent.

If she hadn't been afraid of General Raiden's sword strike, she wouldn't have had to escape from Ming Shen Island.

……

the next day.

After having breakfast with the other children early, Nangong Ya left the kindergarten with the five children, holding Ganyu and Raiden in her left and right hands respectively, so as to avoid the two who loved to quarrel staying together.

Little Ganyu held little Shenhe's hand, while Raiden-chan held little Kitsune Saigum's hand.

Although there was no one to hold Qiqi's hand, Kujo Sara followed her and simply picked her up and followed Nangong Ya.

"...Don't form a row. You'll block passers-by."

Looking at the five people in front holding hands and forming a row, Kujo Sara, who was holding Qiqi, reminded them with a headache.

"Okay, okay, I get it, but it doesn't matter much."

Nangong Ya responded but was unmoved, after all, the teleportation anchor point was right ahead.

When they arrived at the teleportation anchor point in Inazuma City, Nangong Ya let Xiao Ganyu hold her sleeve, and then she raised one hand and touched the teleportation anchor point.

"Sarah, hold my shoulders."

Nangong Ya reminded Kujo Sara, and upon hearing that, Kujo Sara held Qiqi with one hand and put the other hand on Nangong Ya's shoulder.

After making sure that everyone was touching each other, Nangong Ya chose the teleportation anchor point in Liyue that she was most familiar with and began teleporting.

As the group of figures flashed, they disappeared in Inazuma Castle, scaring the passers-by who were attracted by the group of children. They hurriedly notified the shogunate warriors to come and check the situation.

But in the end, nothing was found...

……

Kujo Sara only felt his eyes blurred, and a city with a completely different style appeared before his eyes.

“Zhongyuan offal, delicious and inexpensive!”

Hearing the cries of vendors nearby, Kujo Sara was completely convinced that this was Liyue Harbor.

After being slightly shocked, Kujo Sara quickly calmed down. After all, she had known about the existence of the teleportation anchor point for a long time, but ordinary people could not use it at all, and they didn't even know its function clearly.

In Kujo Sara's opinion, the restrictions that ordinary people cannot use are obviously invalid for gods. Considering the relationship between Nangong Ya and General Lei Dian, it seems reasonable for her to be able to use the teleportation anchor point.

"Ganyu is hungry and wants to eat!"

Xiao Ganyu, who had just finished breakfast, pulled Nangong Ya's sleeve and pointed at Wanmin Hall not far away, urging her.

"No, you're not hungry. Let's go back to the Hall of Rebirth first."

Nangong Ya rejected Xiao Ganyu's request and turned with them towards the Hall of Rebirth.

Accompanying a group of children, Nangong Ya soon arrived at the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth.

Although Wangshengtang is a funeral parlor, it is not possible to discuss funerals with customers at night, and funerals are generally not held at night, so the business hours of Wangshengtang are the same as those of normal shops. Although it is open at night, it is hard to say who the customers are...

At this time, the Wangsheng Hall had just opened its doors. The attendant in charge of opening the door greeted Nangong Ya and welcomed her back to the Wangsheng Hall. In her impression, the hall master loved this girl very much.

However, she couldn't help but take a second look at Kujo Sara, who was following behind the other children and had a rather unique clothing style.

At the same time, in the Hall of Rebirth.

"Zhong Li, step on me!"

Little Ruota's bold cry was so deafening that those who heard it could not help but fall silent.

"Thank you, I don't need a foot massage."

Zhong Li glanced at the little Ruotu's uneven back with spikes, and decisively and politely rejected it.

"Ahem, Ruotu, if you don't mind, I can ask Liuyun to design a special back-stepping mechanism for you."

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang, who was in charge of taking care of Zhong Li today, rushed over in human form early in the morning. After hearing what Xiao Ruotuo said, he couldn't help but cough twice.

"Tsk, who wants that stuff? I just want Zhong Li's soft and fragrant feet. I heard that amber will grow wherever she walks... Ouch! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"

Before little Ruota could finish his words, Hu Tao, who was standing beside him, hit him hard on the head with the staff of Homa. The pain made little Ruota fall to the ground and cover his head.

As an earth dragon, little Ruotu always learns strange knowledge from various stones. During the time when Zhongli was away, it was always Hu Tao who was responsible for correcting it to prevent it from learning the wrong things.

"I didn't expect to see you going crazy again just after I came back. Why don't you look at stones less in the future."

Nangong Ya walked in from outside with Xiao Ganyu and the others, and spoke to Xiao Ruotu in a speechless tone.

I don’t know what kind of stone it is that can teach little Ruotu these things.

She was a little worried that little Ruota would go crazy like the original Ruota Dragon King after learning too much.

"Xiaoya, you're back~ Oh? Why did you bring so many children with you? Are you going to give them to me as a gift?"

Seeing Nangong Ya coming back, Hu Tao put away the Homa Staff and came over happily, scaring the kid next to her with a sly smile.

As expected, upon hearing this, Lei Dian-chan immediately hid behind Nangong Ya and dared not show his head.

"Huh? Qiqi is here too. Who is this?"

Soon, Hu Tao noticed Kujo Sara following Nangong Ya, and Qiqi in her arms.

After being touched by Nangong Ya, Qiqi obviously had forgotten Hu Tao, but her body had an instinctive fear, so she buried her head in Jiujo Sara's arms and did not dare to show her head.

"Hello, my name is Kujo Sara, and I'm currently a kindergarten teacher."

Kujo Sara gently stroked Qiqi's back and introduced himself to Kurumi.

"Ahem, why are you back from Inazuma again? Are you planning to touch anyone again?"

Just as Hu Tao tried to tease Qiqi in Jiujo Sara's arms, Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang coughed lightly and asked Nangong Ya.

Last time she suddenly came back from Inazuma, and then the Emperor became the Princess. He was a little worried that he would be affected too.

"I'm here to take Zhong Li to Inazuma. I opened a kindergarten there, so it's a good opportunity for me to take her to study abroad."

Nangong Ya took the opportunity to touch Zhong Li's head next to her, and then began to explain.

"What? No!"

True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang was shocked and immediately refused.

Now that the Emperor is unable to protect himself, how can he go to such a dangerous place? The immortals take turns to take care of him in order to prevent the Emperor from encountering any accidents.

"Why not? Look, Ganyu and Shenhe are both there."

Nangong Ya nonchalantly pulled up little Ganyu on her left hand, as well as little Shenhe who was holding hands with little Ganyu.

"No means no, there is no room for negotiation."

True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang quickly shook his head and firmly rejected it.

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